A Sad Divorc3

Divorce Filing 289764896
Presisded over by The Honrable Wayne Brady
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Party One:TPTK/Overpair(Alice Kooper aka AK/TPTK)
Party Two:N00b

***Reason for Divorce:TPTK losing N00b's money on the river.***

Hearings

N00b:I just started playing NL Hold Em when I found my beauty my bride, TPTK. Her name was Alice Kooper (AK for short), I just got married to her on the flop, I mean the flop was beautiful, K610 rainbow.

AK:moaning Ohhhhh I love a good flop like that.

N00b:Oh baby me too, I think, I mean that guy who was check raising...?

AK:He was just bluffin, the final board ended up K610105, but I was still good, right baby?

N00b:I thought so you stupid b****, I called that all in on the river and the guy turned over pocket sixes for a boat.

Judge:How many times has this happened?

N00b:Hrm, like 7.

Judge:I thought you would have learned by now son. Perhaps, you should divorce this ho on the river when you're facing an all in, she's just costin you money, I personally wait for a better ho to pick up near the river, like my girl set or dat girl fullhouse. I mean you're in a ring game, wait for a better trick to go or call an all in with b.

N00b:Yeah...I did meet this guy in prison, his name was Quads, boy oh boy could he go all in...

Judge:Ahem! Ya, he's good for an all in, he could beat a Straight any day.

N00b:Yeah, I think I'm starting to learn... I wanna divorce Alice Kooper because she can't go all the way judge man, she sucks at swallowing the consequence of an all in, she loses it all the time.

*Eminem's Just Lose It inexplicably begins to play*

AK:But, but, but....

Judgeoes Wayne Brady have to choke a b****!?!?!?! STFU!

N00b:Yeah, shut up AK, I wanna divorce!

Judge:Granted! But I cannot give you the money that she lost.

N00b:Itz koo b, I got paid back in knowledge...

SESSION ENDS
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I rate this post two snaps up!

I somehow feel stupider after reading this.

So, very, confused.

I actually think it is quite clever.....funny in a true/painful way.

LOL!!!111!!!shiftoneshiftone11!!!eleven

Your words and sentences confuse me.

But the format is pretty. I like it.

-'rilla

Originally Posted by stevedonel

I somehow feel stupider after reading this.

As well you should.

I think I get the point.
Strange, but funny and true.

nice post.

Lol, good one. It's like a early childhood book for poker players.

See Dick bet TP/TK
See Dick loose it all to a trap.
See Dick cry because he never put his opponent on a Pocket Pair.

I give it a 9.7836173110031384000001 out of 10

It's like a bad soap opera...but it's a fact! Thank goodness!

Wow this post is awesome! i just learned so much from this. My game has improved so much.

You guys should sticky this post!

MMmm me like dis post.

(BUMP)

tis funny.

Great Post!

I've lost with TPTK both by calling when I shouldn't have and by putting it down when I shouldn't have from a bluff.

lol. Was this full of sexual inuendos or am i just sick?

Quads -> Jail -> Straight - > boy oh boy could he go all in...

man thats wrong.

nice post thou.

Originally Posted by jacbmw

lol. Was this full of sexual inuendos or am i just sick?

Trip? Sexual innuendos?

This is an awesome post Trip!

brilliant.

I think tip makes posts like these so we will think about them while we play then he logs on and take our money.

I liked it, good format and informative.