RL poker is far more complex

And it takes real skills. You don't get any software that tells you what decision to make. You might as well be a bot.

Edit: I'm sorry stacks.. You are the best, and I am gay.. My life means nothing in the context of yours, and I am soso sorry I even considered different for a second. I respectfully apologize, and once again would like to say "I'M GAY"! So forgive me.

what is RL Poker?

B&M?

Each has its own set of difficulties.

Real Life

Real life Poker, is that a new site I'm unaware of? Do they have a big deposit bonus, been looking for a change of pace from PokerStars, it's like the players can see my cards sometimes.

I play both. They both have different challenges, but the objective is the same for both.

Take stacks.

For future you may get better reception by posting this in the Live poker forum.

--Z

aint gettin vpps playin RL pokers l/d/o

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Real life Poker, is that a new site I'm unaware of? Do they have a big deposit bonus, been looking for a change of pace from PokerStars, it's like the players can see my cards sometimes.

this was all getting super old, until this post.

ztech can you link me to the real life poker website, also, what's your name on there, perhaps I'll run into you when I get my account set up.

I play both too. But I consider online poker like practice for my RL game.

I'm gonna go to the casino tomorrow ... and lay down $60 (in actual cash money) to play in a tourney ... that I am going to take down.

Why? BECAUSE I CAN!

Originally Posted by fat-b

aint gettin vpps playin RL pokers l/d/o

You gettin bad beat jackpots online?

Originally Posted by architoothus

I play both too. But I consider online poker like practice for my RL game.

I'm gonna go to the casino tomorrow ... and lay down $60 (in actual cash money) to play in a tourney ... that I am going to take down.

Why? BECAUSE I CAN!

do, why go to a casino, don't you know the house never loses, the games are slanted against the player. If you don't believe me google it, you can find information/odds online.

RL Poker sounds cool, anyone have a referral link?

The thing about RL poker that's cool is you get so much more detailed reads on someone if you have the patience to actually pay attention to everything for long periods of time.

You almost get that 1-tabling HU online, but minus body language ldo. ...but body language is overrated vs good players anyway.

lol @ op's "software that tells you what to do"

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

ztech can you link me to the real life poker website, also, what's your name on there, perhaps I'll run into you when I get my account set up.

No need to be an ass.

If you are ever in east TN let me know and I will get you sat in some pretty soft games.

--Z

Why would I need to go to TN (whatever this is, some new casino?) when I can play there online in my underwear? If you refer me maybe we can share the refer-a-friend bonus, do they have one?

--S

Oh dat East TN. Ztech, when you gonna make your way to Middle Tennessee?

There's more to it than just tells. People seem to be fine with making donkey calls online. Just to gamble. Nobody who plays RL (for any length of time) does that.

Originally Posted by architoothus

Edit: I'm sorry stacks.. You are the best, and I am gay.. My life means nothing in the context of yours, and I am soso sorry I even considered different for a second. I respectfully apologize, and once again would like to say "I'M GAY"! So forgive me.

Oh wow.. Thanks alot for the apology architoothus. I'll be honest, I didn't think you were up to it, but you sure proved me wrong. Not about the gay part, because I knew that was absolutely obvious, but about being man enough to apologize to an obvious superior individual.

I forgive you for being a twat, and will respectfully ask that you create another account when this one is banned because you liven up the party. Holla back youngin'.

Because I can!

Originally Posted by architoothus

And it takes real skills. You don't get any software that tells you what decision to make. You might as well be a bot.

Edit: I'm sorry stacks.. You are the best, and I am gay.. My life means nothing in the context of yours, and I am soso sorry I even considered different for a second. I respectfully apologize, and once again would like to say "I'M GAY"! So forgive me.

OOOOOOOOH! That's what it is. I just couldn't put my finger on it. This is the sorta thing you should mention in your introduction, so there's no confusion.

I'm sorry did you say something architooth?

Originally Posted by XxStacksxX

Oh dat East TN. Ztech, when you gonna make your way to Middle Tennessee?

I actually go there quite often on business. Usually just day trip it though, sometimes overnight it. I have heard of some good live games in that area.

Originally Posted by Ztech

Originally Posted by XxStacksxX

Oh dat East TN. Ztech, when you gonna make your way to Middle Tennessee?

I actually go there quite often on business. Usually just day trip it though, sometimes overnight it. I have heard of some good live games in that area.

I attend MTSU in Murfreesboro. Also know quite a few people that attend UT. Always good to have a fellow Tennessean on FTR. Welcome.

Originally Posted by architoothus

There's more to it than just tells. People seem to be fine with making donkey calls online. Just to gamble. Nobody who plays RL (for any length of time) does that.

LOLZ!

You need to come sit in some of the live games around here.

I got my MS from NYU. I root for the Giants and the Yankees.

They would prolly hang me in TN.

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Why would I need to go to TN (whatever this is, some new casino?) when I can play there online in my underwear? If you refer me maybe we can share the refer-a-friend bonus, do they have one?

--S

Don't you have your own site forums to flame Spenda?

Or maybe that would be bad for buisness. Right Cullen?

you got Multiple Sclerosis? must be from all that gayin' it up you've been doin'. you can't just gay it up with just anyone when you're in college.

seriously, though, if this thread gets flames before my thread gets 5 replies, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed in the FTR community as a whole

Originally Posted by architoothus

People seem to be fine with making donkey calls online. Just to gamble. Nobody who plays RL (for any length of time) does that.

LULZ

sick troll sir. wp.

Originally Posted by surviva316

you got Multiple Sclerosis? must be from all that gayin' it up you've been doin'. you can't just gay it up with just anyone when you're in college.

seriously, though, if this thread gets flames before my thread gets 5 replies, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed in the FTR community as a whole

Masters in Science.

and

Reply again!

Originally Posted by architoothus

Originally Posted by surviva316

you got Multiple Sclerosis? must be from all that gayin' it up you've been doin'. you can't just gay it up with just anyone when you're in college.

seriously, though, if this thread gets flames before my thread gets 5 replies, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed in the FTR community as a whole

Masters in Science.

and

Reply again!

What in the world would a "Masters in Science" mean?

...reply?

you really think i'm gonna crap my pants over a threat made online by someone from greenwich village who has his masters in science....and is a gay who has multiple sclerosis no less!!!!

Only my 20th post ... and I'm cooler than you already.

Crap away my friend .... crap away.

chill out, kid

toothus, read the Forum Rules (link at top of page)

if your objective is to be banned then we'll be happy to oblige

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