I swear to you that these hands all happened within 5 minutes of each other last night. I was 8-tabling, so I probably knock off about 500 hands an hour, so these are still within 40 or so hands of each other if they were all 1 tabled.

Table 'Jubilatrix' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($409.60 in chips)
Seat 2: mozzer2001 ($676.35 in chips)
Seat 3: magnum701 ($402.65 in chips)
Seat 4: boomer1976 ($69.30 in chips)
Seat 5: Smedley ($230.40 in chips)
Seat 6: gagz24 ($344 in chips)
Seat 7: karbursak ($406.95 in chips)
Seat 9: menexus ($403.40 in chips)
Smedley: posts small blind $2
gagz24: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Qh Qd]
karbursak: folds
menexus: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $10 to $14
mozzer2001: folds
magnum701: calls $14
boomer1976: folds
Smedley: folds
gagz24: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2d Kh]
Lukieplaya: bets $24
magnum701: calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qc 2d Kh] [Kd]
Lukieplaya: bets $59
magnum701: calls $59
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2d Kh Kd] [Ah]
Lukieplaya: bets $155
magnum701: calls $155
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Qh Qd] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
magnum701: shows [Ac Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
magnum701 collected $507 from pot


(I seriously considered folding preflop because I thought it was unlikely that this guy would make this play without aces, but at least I made the right choice).

Table 'Arequipa' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($390 in chips)
Seat 2: SCL77 ($366.05 in chips)
Seat 3: SonnyRey ($110.70 in chips)
Seat 4: matawispar ($433.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Ckrad ($396 in chips)
Seat 6: rdegs21 ($393.50 in chips)
Seat 7: AmberBoat ($402.80 in chips)
Seat 8: The Hobbitt ($516.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Jbigtymes ($277.05 in chips)
matawispar: posts small blind $2
Ckrad: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Kd Ks]
rdegs21: folds
AmberBoat: folds
The Hobbitt: folds
Jbigtymes: raises $16 to $20
Lukieplaya: raises $46 to $66
SCL77: folds
SonnyRey: folds
matawispar: folds
Ckrad: raises $330 to $396 and is all-in
Jbigtymes: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $324 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h Ad 9c]
*** TURN *** [8h Ad 9c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8h Ad 9c Ts] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ckrad: shows [Kc Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
Ckrad collected $799 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $802 | Rake $3
Board [8h Ad 9c Ts 8d]
Seat 1: Lukieplaya mucked [Kd Ks]
Seat 2: SCL77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SonnyRey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: matawispar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Ckrad (big blind) showed [Kc Ac] and won ($799) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: rdegs21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AmberBoat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: The Hobbitt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Jbigtymes folded before Flop


Table 'Anchialos II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: TIME2BUY! ($319.80 in chips)
Seat 3: KFKYF ($554.55 in chips)
Seat 4: tsifknits ($392 in chips)
Seat 5: luckwanted ($362.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($786.80 in chips)
luckwanted: posts small blind $2
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [As Ac]
TIME2BUY!: calls $4
KFKYF: folds
tsifknits: calls $4
luckwanted: raises $16 to $20
Lukieplaya: raises $48 to $68
TIME2BUY!: folds
tsifknits: folds
luckwanted: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [3c 5c 6s]
luckwanted: bets $100
Lukieplaya: raises $618.80 to $718.80 and is all-in
luckwanted: calls $194.20 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3c 5c 6s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 5c 6s 4s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
luckwanted: shows [Qd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
luckwanted collected $730.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $732.40 | Rake $2
Board [3c 5c 6s 4s Qs]
Seat 2: TIME2BUY! folded before Flop
Seat 3: KFKYF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tsifknits (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: luckwanted (small blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($730.40) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (big blind) mucked [As Ac]



I was bitching to gabe about it on AIM, and he gave me some great advice. (seriously)

g1u (10:47:35 PM): stop bitching dude variance hapepns to everyone
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g1u (10:51:06 PM): shut up please
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g1u (10:52:04 PM): i dont care dude
g1u (10:52:06 PM): seriously
g1u (10:52:08 PM): man up



And from now on, because of that little punk, I'm no longer going to tilt and I'm no longer going to whine about putting my money in with the best of it when I lose and there was nothing I could have done about it. Goddamnit gabe, I hate you.