Questions for Team PokerStars?

Originally Posted by repoopstnaprekop

I would ask them how to react in a common situation that comes up: When your playing in a live cash game and you poop in your pants, how do you adjust to gain maximum EV? Should you go ahead and pee in your pants too to make sure you smell even worse and put everyone on tilt or should you ignore it and pretend like everyone is crazy when they ask you why you smell like poop. Usually if the poop is large enough you can really crush the table but sometimes if its liquidy you may have to play tighter until someone poops in their pants as well and then you can duke it out with them. Also is it worth it to just drop your pants and poop all over their chips on the felt or should you stick to the standard let it loose in ur pants technique, I'm not sure if its worth the risk or not.

I really hope Vanessa gets this question.. Just the thought of her saying "poop" in a cute little voice does it for me.

06-11-2010 11:13 PM #1
repoopstnaprekop View Profile View Forum Posts View Blog Entries BANNED Join Date Jun 2010 Posts 2	I would ask them how to react in a common situation that comes up: When your playing in a live cash game and you poop in your pants, how do you adjust to gain maximum EV? Should you go ahead and pee in your pants too to make sure you smell even worse and put everyone on tilt or should you ignore it and pretend like everyone is crazy when they ask you why you smell like poop. Usually if the poop is large enough you can really crush the table but sometimes if its liquidy you may have to play tighter until someone poops in their pants as well and then you can duke it out with them. Also is it worth it to just drop your pants and poop all over their chips on the felt or should you stick to the standard let it loose in ur pants technique, I'm not sure if its worth the risk or not. aaaaaand your a moran - gmml
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06-12-2010 12:10 AM #2
Stacks View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jan 2008 Posts 4,015 Location Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.	Originally Posted by repoopstnaprekop I would ask them how to react in a common situation that comes up: When your playing in a live cash game and you poop in your pants, how do you adjust to gain maximum EV? Should you go ahead and pee in your pants too to make sure you smell even worse and put everyone on tilt or should you ignore it and pretend like everyone is crazy when they ask you why you smell like poop. Usually if the poop is large enough you can really crush the table but sometimes if its liquidy you may have to play tighter until someone poops in their pants as well and then you can duke it out with them. Also is it worth it to just drop your pants and poop all over their chips on the felt or should you stick to the standard let it loose in ur pants technique, I'm not sure if its worth the risk or not. I really hope Vanessa gets this question.. Just the thought of her saying "poop" in a cute little voice does it for me.