Would you have to pick a major? You could break it down into cash games and tournies, and then even more into HU, 6max, FR, SnGs, or MTTs.

I can't really comment on the classes and what not, as I'd still be looking to buy a elevator pass from someone at this point.

Why don't you open one? If the classes are good, you could charge a boat load of money to get in. And it'd be the best college ever.