Please tell me I am a donkey.... Please I need to hear it

God, Its so frustraiting sometimes to be as bad as aI am... I put him on a flush draw from begining, and well AGHHHHHH!!! All negative comments will be aprreciated. This is my first hand at the table

Full Tilt Poker Game #14519977569: Table Tule Springs - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:46:14 ET - 2009/09/06
Seat 1: Madmat16 ($18.45)
Seat 2: nastysad ($20.73)
Seat 3: Zuj ($25.25)
Seat 4: Chuk Durango ($8.44)
Seat 5: derrick965 ($3.10)
Seat 6: Brawnal ($20.32)
Seat 7: sportbike33 ($15.34)
Seat 8: 1ch81ns ($4.55)
Seat 9: psychoan ($9.76)
Madmat16 posts the small blind of $0.10
nastysad posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sportbike33 [7d Js]
Zuj folds
Chuk Durango calls $0.25
derrick965 folds
sportbike33: nice river
Brawnal folds
sportbike33 folds
sportbike33 adds $9.66
1ch81ns has 15 seconds left to act
1ch81ns raises to $1.25
psychoan folds
Madmat16 folds
nastysad raises to $5.25
Chuk Durango folds
1ch81ns has 15 seconds left to act
Madmat16: yes, didnt think that im behind at the flop
1ch81ns calls $3.30, and is all in
nastysad shows [Kc Ah]
1ch81ns shows [Ad 9d]
Uncalled bet of $0.70 returned to nastysad
*** FLOP *** [6h Jc 9h]
*** TURN *** [6h Jc 9h] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [6h Jc 9h Kh] [Kd]
nastysad shows three of a kind, Kings
1ch81ns shows two pair, Kings and Nines
nastysad wins the pot ($8.98) with three of a kind, Kings
1ch81ns adds $5
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.45 | Rake $0.47
Board: [6h Jc 9h Kh Kd]
Seat 1: Madmat16 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: nastysad (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won ($8.98) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: Zuj didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Chuk Durango folded before the Flop
Seat 5: derrick965 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Brawnal didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: sportbike33 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: 1ch81ns showed [Ad 9d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 9: psychoan (button) didn't bet (folded)

I don't quite think I understand what we are supposed to be berating you for...

Your a donkey =x

Originally Posted by dranger7070

I don't quite think I understand what we are supposed to be berating you for...

posting the wrong hand maybe?

just call him a donkey he wants to be told. whats to get

Also, this would be goot:

http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php

What really matters is i now have a signature. Am i suppose to get a pinup girl picture now or my actual self? lol

Originally Posted by dannyftw

What really matters is i now have a signature. Am i suppose to get a pinup girl picture now or my actual self? lol

You can do either/or, but I suggest a pinup skank simply for the fact that ppl around here will appreciate the eye candy moar.

Originally Posted by dannyftw

Your a donkey =x

What about his a donkey?

not sure why you think u r a donk

I am having one of those days... I posted the wrong hand of course!! Oh well this is the new hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #14519954821: Table Tule Springs - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:45:16 ET - 2009/09/06
Seat 1: Madmat16 ($9.66)
Seat 2: nastysad ($20.73)
Seat 3: Zuj ($25.25)
Seat 4: Chuk Durango ($8.44)
Seat 5: derrick965 ($3.10)
Seat 6: Brawnal ($20.32)
Seat 7: sportbike33 ($25)
Seat 8: 1ch81ns ($4.55)
Seat 9: psychoan ($9.86)
psychoan posts the small blind of $0.10
Madmat16 posts the big blind of $0.25
sportbike33 posts $0.25
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sportbike33 [5d Ah]
nastysad folds
Zuj folds
Chuk Durango folds
derrick965 folds
Brawnal folds
sportbike33 checks
1ch81ns folds
psychoan folds
Madmat16 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5c 5s]
Madmat16 checks
sportbike33 bets $0.25
Madmat16 raises to $0.50
sportbike33 calls $0.25
*** TURN *** [Qc 5c 5s] [6h]
Madmat16 checks
sportbike33 checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc 5c 5s 6h] [3d]
Madmat16 bets $1.60
sportbike33 raises to $3.20
Madmat16 raises to $8.91, and is all in
sportbike33 calls $5.71
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Madmat16 shows [5h 3c] a full house, Fives full of Threes
sportbike33 mucks
Madmat16 wins the pot ($18.45) with a full house, Fives full of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.42 | Rake $0.97
Board: [Qc 5c 5s 6h 3d]
Seat 1: Madmat16 (big blind) showed [5h 3c] and won ($18.45) with a full house, Fives full of Threes
Seat 2: nastysad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Zuj didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Chuk Durango didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: derrick965 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Brawnal didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: sportbike33 mucked [5d Ah] - three of a kind, Fives
Seat 8: 1ch81ns (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: psychoan (small blind) folded before the Flop

Please stop playing flopped trips like a giant vagina.

I honestly mean this in a nice way:

Stop fucking buying-in short, stop fucking playing 25NL and stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina.

Originally Posted by kmind

I honestly mean this in a nice way:

Stop fucking buying-in short, stop fucking playing 25NL and stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina.

[ ] he bought in short
[x] he should stop playing 25nl as I'm sure he's underrolled judging from is blog
[x] he should stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina

I suggest you spend a little time reading over the lucky Slevin blogs in the blog forum and see what all this will do to you. Not only in your game and BR situation but how you will get treated around here if this keeps up.

Originally Posted by dranger7070

Originally Posted by kmind

I honestly mean this in a nice way:

Stop fucking buying-in short, stop fucking playing 25NL and stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina.

[ ] he bought in short
[x] he should stop playing 25nl as I'm sure he's underrolled judging from is blog
[x] he should stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina

Fuck checkboxes first of all. But check his first HH and you might find a nice surprise. But he did add the extra amount it said, I assumed he had auto-top.

Originally Posted by sportbike33

I am having one of those days... I posted the wrong hand of course!! Oh well this is the new hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #14519954821: Table Tule Springs - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:45:16 ET - 2009/09/06
Seat 1: Madmat16 ($9.66)
Seat 2: nastysad ($20.73)
Seat 3: Zuj ($25.25)
Seat 4: Chuk Durango ($8.44)
Seat 5: derrick965 ($3.10)
Seat 6: Brawnal ($20.32)
Seat 7: sportbike33 ($25)
Seat 8: 1ch81ns ($4.55)
Seat 9: psychoan ($9.86)
psychoan posts the small blind of $0.10
Madmat16 posts the big blind of $0.25
sportbike33 posts $0.25
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sportbike33 [5d Ah]

Read what I said a tad more clearly...

Lol, he was saying he wants to be called a donkey from the 2nd, not the first one. The 1st one is the hand directly following the 2nd post.

Ah gotcha. Stars has no auto-top? Regardless, OP, the more you stop paying attention to BRM the less we care to help you.

Originally Posted by kmind

Ah gotcha. Stars has no auto-top? Regardless, OP, the more you stop paying attention to BRM the less we care to help you.

[x] stars has auto-top up
[ ] hands are from stars
[x] hands from tilt
[x] tilt has auto-top up

Ah nice. Good call. You bring so much good into the forums, iopq.

Originally Posted by kmind

Originally Posted by dranger7070

Originally Posted by kmind

I honestly mean this in a nice way:

Stop fucking buying-in short, stop fucking playing 25NL and stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina.

[ ] he bought in short
[x] he should stop playing 25nl as I'm sure he's underrolled judging from is blog
[x] he should stop fucking playing trips like a giant vagina

[x] Fuck checkboxes imo

FYP

Originally Posted by kmind

Ah nice. Good call. You bring so much good into the forums, iopq.

[x] blatant sarcasm itt

I know I'm guilty of this at times but please, use the f---ing hand converter.

Thank you all my self esteem is dedstroyed!! I am underolled as I only have like $350 in the acct... but If I lose I will just deposit more money. I like the cash games and I like the tourney's. I have terrible BR management and have read every article possible on it. I will push the acct up playing tourney's and cash game and then I will start playing 200NL underolled and dump about the BR. So as far as getting better I want to be a better poker player YES... I want to get to the point where I dominate like so many of you do Yes... I do think that every one path is differnet. If you look at my stats you will see that every graph on every website continually goes up then I jump down... eventually the higher stakes will not make me drop anymore.

I wont make that same mistake anymore I wnated to get berated so I remmeber how much I am hated for playing that bad.

I don't know if any of this makes sense to you or anyone else but without much explanation I can tell you I run about 10BB/100 at $100NL over the last few months. This is how my month has started and I can tell you this is very standard. I have had worse. BR management is absolutely necessary for this reason. It doesn't matter if you know you can beat the game, this variance is still over 5BB/100 which is respectable for $100NL 6m

Originally Posted by sportbike33

Thank you all my self esteem is dedstroyed!! I am underolled as I only have like $350 in the acct... but If I lose I will just deposit more money. I like the cash games and I like the tourney's. I have terrible BR management and have read every article possible on it. I will push the acct up playing tourney's and cash game and then I will start playing 200NL underolled and dump about the BR. So as far as getting better I want to be a better poker player YES... I want to get to the point where I dominate like so many of you do Yes... I do think that every one path is differnet. If you look at my stats you will see that every graph on every website continually goes up then I jump down... eventually the higher stakes will not make me drop anymore.

I wont make that same mistake anymore I wnated to get berated so I remmeber how much I am hated for playing that bad.

then look at what I posted in your OP on friday , two days before the first post in this thread.

You're a frickin poopyhead and suck bigtime.

Ok now we got the unpleasentness outta the way . You've been blessed in that you managed to escape the jail sentence and your punishment in a way is as much boredom and isolation rather than locked doors slamming shut.
You have an opportunity now to do what many of us would love to do and sit back , step out of the outside world and focus 100% on improving as a poker player. Take this opportunity , relish it , work hard at it , devote yourself to it. By doing so and really focussing and applying yourself you have the opportunity to turn your whole life around.
Learn how to be sensible, and diligent , to exercise self control and how to discipline yourself to making correct decisions. Realise how the adrenaline rush of living on the edge destroys everything that you are trying to achieve not only in your poker but in your real life as well.When you can accomplish this , you need have no fear of winding up back in jail.

So first step to changing the rest of your life , get back in the micro cash games and start taking the slow and steady road to success by grinding your ass using proper Bankroll Management . post your target bankroll before you are going to move up and your stop loss at which you move back down and stick to it. Even if it feels hard and boring , stick to it ......this is where you will learn the self discipline and self control that will change the rest of your life.

The post of yours I quoted flies totally in the face of the advice I gave you . did you even check back in your OP to check for any comments. Have you looked up lucky slevin? You have to exercise the self control , if not you'll end up with a busted bankroll and when your home confinement ends (assuming you even keep that going ) you end up doing something that winds up with you in jail. Don't say you want to do something , find the determination to actually do something about it.

First off, wait for the BB instead of posting when you join a table, it gives you a few hands to assess the competition, and maybe make some notes.

Then, next time you pick up A5o at the CO, you can muck it, instead of checking to the button.

Failing that, I'm not sure you can do much to avoid losing all your money here, to be honest. You should've been much more aggressive at both the flop and turn, especially if you put him on a flush draw. Make him pay to see those cards! But, your read is wrong, and he has a weaker 5, so I don't think he's folding, especially since you're a new player at the table, perhaps just trying to stamp your authority. So, really, the money should be in at the turn, the cards flipped over, you smile, you see the river, and you cry. Damn, why didn't I just wait for the BB?

Op you,re a donkey

[ x ] what everyone has said so far

but also, nobody has pointed out that if OP actually played the hand correctly, then he wouldn't've lost the hand.

also, even though you were doomed to be coolered or bad beaten by the time you get to the flop, your flop play makes me want to through you through a 3rd story window for playing at 25NL because you clearly have a lot of learning to do in the lower limits.

Mman whatever happened to bankroll management like seriously. The only reason there's so much fail ITT is due to your ignorance of some simple principles that you're too lazy to practice diligently. You need to figure out this self control thing or the train wreck will just repeat itself. IRC recommended if you haven't already tried.

Maybe the op is the poker version of a masochist.

Otter?

Drop down to 5NL fast, you are not ready for 10NL yet.. much less 25NL.

Ok so you're a donk. But does playing badly make you a donk? I usually consider a donk to be a player who uses no thought or stratagy and calls raises with ridiculous hands then hopes to get a lucky flop. No skill just stupidity and luck. You can always start with the better hand then lose to a superior bet and a lucky flop

Otter ftw!

You should never slowplay a hand like that. You should have made him pay to stay in.

Unless you have the absolute nuts or are a very good player, you should NEVER slowlplay.