To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies

Here's a little story about a man named Bags,
A poor poker player, always keepin' firepay fed.

Then one day he was bluffing at a pot,
And up from the pockets came 2 ugly twats...
Queens that is, biotches, two of 'em...

Well the other players said, bags ain't very smart,
Seven on the flop, may have got him part,
But all that he had was 7 2 from the start.....


Was playing in a 600 FPP tournament on PS. I'm SB, it folds to me so I raise to try to steal it. BB calls, and the flop comes 7 Q 2, 2 pair, I'm going for it, you see what he had from the song.