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    Default Online Table Chat 101

    PokerStars Game #9226683106: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/03 - 02:33:29 (ET)
    Table 'Ulrike' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Gone Angling ($19.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: bodybagjonny ($156.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: JayCo ($97.45 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fnord ($97 in chips)
    Seat 6: pupptmaster ($116.55 in chips)
    Seat 7: TwinCities3L ($126 in chips)
    Seat 8: DrgonBalls ($73.70 in chips)
    Seat 9: ExterminateU ($21 in chips)
    pupptmaster: posts small blind $0.50
    TwinCities3L: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Fnord [Qh 3d 5h Jc]
    ampoule leaves the table
    DrgonBalls: folds
    ExterminateU: folds
    Gone Angling: calls $1
    bodybagjonny: folds
    JayCo: folds
    Fnord: raises $3.50 to $4.50
    pupptmaster: calls $4
    TwinCities3L: calls $3.50
    Gone Angling: calls $3.50
    *** FLOP *** [9s Qd 5d]
    pupptmaster: checks
    TwinCities3L: checks
    Gone Angling: checks
    Fnord: bets $15
    pupptmaster: folds
    TwinCities3L: raises $47.10 to $62.10
    Gone Angling: folds
    Fnord: raises $30.40 to $92.50 and is all-in
    TwinCities3L: calls $30.40
    *** TURN *** [9s Qd 5d] [Jh]
    *** RIVER *** [9s Qd 5d Jh] [3c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    TwinCities3L: shows [8d 7d 9c 6h] (a pair of Nines)
    Fnord: shows [Qh 3d 5h Jc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
    Fnord collected $200 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $203 | Rake $3
    Board [9s Qd 5d Jh 3c]
    Seat 1: Gone Angling folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: bodybagjonny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: JayCo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Fnord (button) showed [Qh 3d 5h Jc] and won ($200) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
    Seat 6: pupptmaster (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 7: TwinCities3L (big blind) showed [8d 7d 9c 6h] and lost with a pair of Nines
    Seat 8: DrgonBalls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: ExterminateU folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    TwinCities3L said, "lucky *** bs"
    TwinCities3L said, "any 9 10 6 7 8 diamond"
    TwinCities3L said, "and you call full check raise with top and bottom"
    TwinCities3L said, "cute"
    Fnord said, "I play bad, take my money"
    Fnord said, "Pot odds"
    TwinCities3L said, "pot odds for a hand where you're only 20% to win at best?"
    TwinCities3L said, "lol ok"

    PokerStars Game #9226755848: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/03 - 02:43:25 (ET)
    Table 'Ulrike' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Gone Angling ($20.70 in chips)
    Seat 2: bodybagjonny ($150.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: JayCo ($92.95 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fnord ($207.25 in chips)
    Seat 5: bballref51 ($55.50 in chips)
    Seat 6: pupptmaster ($103.55 in chips)
    Seat 7: TwinCities3L ($100 in chips)
    Seat 8: DrgonBalls ($89.90 in chips)
    Seat 9: ExterminateU ($17.75 in chips)
    pupptmaster: posts small blind $0.50
    TwinCities3L: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Fnord [9s 4h Js Jc]
    DrgonBalls: calls $1
    ExterminateU: calls $1
    Gone Angling: raises $3 to $4
    bodybagjonny: folds
    Fnord said, "I HAD 2 PAIR!"
    JayCo: folds
    Fnord: calls $4
    bballref51: folds
    pupptmaster: folds
    TwinCities3L: raises $14.50 to $18.50
    DrgonBalls: folds
    ExterminateU: folds
    TwinCities3L said, "and what a two pair it was to that kind of a reraise"
    Gone Angling: raises $2.20 to $20.70 and is all-in
    Fnord: folds
    TwinCities3L: calls $2.20
    *** FLOP *** [8h 7d Qd]
    ExterminateU said, "steam"
    *** TURN *** [8h 7d Qd] [9c]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 7d Qd 9c] [2s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    TwinCities3L: shows [Kh Kc 9h Ac] (a pair of Kings)
    Gone Angling: shows [Qs 8s Qc 3s] (three of a kind, Queens)

    Gone Angling collected $45.55 from pot
    TwinCities3L said, "more bs"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $47.90 | Rake $2.35
    Board [8h 7d Qd 9c 2s]
    Seat 1: Gone Angling showed [Qs 8s Qc 3s] and won ($45.55) with three of a kind, Queens
    Seat 2: bodybagjonny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: JayCo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Fnord folded before Flop
    Seat 5: bballref51 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: pupptmaster (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: TwinCities3L (big blind) showed [Kh Kc 9h Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 8: DrgonBalls folded before Flop
    Seat 9: ExterminateU folded before Flop

    Fnord said, "He had Queens, just bad luck kings running into Queens"
    TwinCities3L said, "yes I had akk double suited, he was 10% to win"
    Fnord said, "Dude, your numbers are all wrong, don't you watch TV?"
    TwinCities3L said, "you are thinking of holdem"
    TwinCities3L said, "my draw had you crushed"
    Fnord said, "But with 2 more cards I should be in better shape that I would be in that two card game"
    Fnord said, "Geeesh, you're such a donk. Man"
    TwinCities3L said, "just keep calling that two pair"
    Fnord said, "K, I don't fold good hands"
    pupptmaster said, "lessons are on wed"
    TwinCities3L said, "are you on anymore table fnord?"
    DrgonBalls said, "twin .. u really know ur math .. u were only 58:42% off the flop and were 47-53% dog on the turn ... lol"
    TwinCities3L said, "the point is I was ahead on flop and he should not be calling that kind of reraise with top and bottom"
    TwinCities3L said, "yes i did exagerate but I was still ahead"
    ExterminateU said, "so any time u bet we all fold automatcally"
    Fnord said, "I bet he'd like that lol"
    Fnord said, "Like that Gus Bronson guy"
    TwinCities3L said, "yes I typically bet when I'm ahead, no big secret there"
    Fnord said, "You're just a big bully, I don't back down to bullies"
    TwinCities3L said, "you do that"
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    ExterminateU said, "so any time u bet we all fold automatcally"
    Fnord said, "I bet he'd like that lol"
    Fnord said, "Like that Gus Bronson guy"
    lol
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    thats great. Especially the Gus Bronson comment.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Why were you getting dealt so many cards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Why were you getting dealt so many cards?
    Because online poker is rigged, DUH!
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Why were you getting dealt so many cards?
    Now you see why Fnord runs so well.
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    Omaha sucks
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    I keep meaning to try Omaha... However, I'd like to know how to play it before that happens. Can anyone give me a five minute explanation?

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    Nice one! Cheers for that.

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