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Is anyone else tired of the weekly retard coming on FTR to share his investigation on yet another “rigged” site? Christ. My final words of advice to the conspiracy theorists:
1. Pokerstars steals your money legally, and they tell you how they do it. They take a rake off of every flop pot, and skim the top off of SNG and MTT buy-ins. They are making EASY MONEY by doing nothing but make sure all the cogs are turning. If people are smart enough to create these million-dollar online poker rooms, they are smart enough NOT to take stupid risks (telling Bob, Dave, Joe, and a bunch of other fucktarded wage-slaves to rig up flops, create God accounts, etc. and then watch all the customers go bye-bye when the info mysteriously leaks)
2. You are NOT Daniel Negreanu. You’re not even a pro. You MIGHT be a decent amateur facing bad variance. But let me tell you: every single member on here believes that one: he is good and two: he’s on a tremendous downswing.
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HAHAHAHAAHAHA
3. Take your bad beats like a man. Stop turning red in the face, jerking the computer screen, then bitching at the first person you see (I guess your mom wasn’t home today, so a poker forum full of randoms will have to do). I’ve told maybe a thousand bad beat stories. Know what I’ve realized? It doesn’t make me feel any better, and everyone around me feels a lot worse, because they couldn’t give less of a fuck about the “well I had the nut flush draw and top pair, and he had an oesd on the turn, and he had like 8 percent… and well… WAAAAAAA”). If I met a card player who never said a single word about a bad beat that he received, I would immediately, without even observing his play, qualify him as a good poker player.
4. You are *NOT* Daniel Negreanu. Reread this line a few times.
At this point all I hear from this posts are thus:
 Originally Posted by exsentrik
THE SKY IS FALLING!
I’m just tired of it, that’s all. Oh and one last word of advice. I don’t pretend to be the grammar police; I never concern myself when people “loose there money.” However, for all the beginners out there: Never trust the advice of anyone who “lost to a *hirer* poker pair.” I mean damn!
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