Official Noob HU Tournament #2 Thread!

[Stacks]

BAM!!! 300th post ITT!

[bigspenda73]

I think leg might want to play but I do NOT want to play him in the 1st round, we've played soooo many hu matches together that it just seems stupid to hand-pick him for the first round against myself. Perhaps we could switch a spot in the bracket or something?

[BigPapi]

I dont know, if we dont have any alternatives... perhaps we could have 1 first round lucky loser randomly picked to play you, but I rather have someone new sign up. Or just create a bye

[Micro2Macro]

I dont know, if we dont have any alternatives... perhaps we could have 1 first round lucky loser randomly picked to play you, but I rather have someone new sign up. Or just create a bye

I like this idea.

Losers; post the hand you lost the match with.
If it's absoultely horrible, like really really really a bad beat, then we'll consider putting u up a second chance vs spenda I guess..i dunno this isnt official. Good idea tho

[BigPapi]

or we could just randomly pick a nr. between 1 and 16 and the loser of that match plays.

[Micro2Macro]

or we could just randomly pick a nr. between 1 and 16 and the loser of that match plays.

done

[Chopper]

you want me to double buy to take on spLenda? i am saying this because i wouldnt mind taking another shot.

...not because of the hand i already posted where my 2pr coolered me with the underboat on the river in the 2nd hand of the rubber match. (not that i wasnt felting 2pr anyway) lol.

[Erpel]

It would almost have to be a number between 1 and 15 for... obvious reasons. If we're picked do we get to re-ship the $10?

(or more to the point - you could offer the slot to anyone who lost their first match and who wants a second chance and is willing to pay again - it being against Spenda may be somewhat of a deterrent though)

if spenda is accidentally picked he plays with himself

[Muzzard]

I will play if u can't get anyone else.

[Parasurama]

Let spenda's second round opponent get two shots at beating him

Edit:
Actually I know someone who will play, BreakDancinCow, I'll pay for him if the spot is still open, muzz let me know

[BigPapi]

Let spenda's second round opponent get two shots at beating him

best solution for obvious reasons :P

[Muzzard]

Let spenda's second round opponent get two shots at beating him

Edit:
Actually I know someone who will play, BreakDancinCow, I'll pay for him if the spot is still open, muzz let me know

Ship monies and he's in

[Parasurama]

shipped $10 for BreakDancinCow

[Erpel]

spenda accidentally himself

[flomo]

playing spenda is +EV for anyone

[flomo]

any other NO-SHOWS?
even ones that payed??

[kmind]

playing spenda is +EV for anyone

only true post in this damn thread

[jjbish]

Leaving work in a bit, so hoopefully carroters and I will have ours going in a few hours. will update near start.

[jjbish]

Ughhhh. need help. Can anyone transfer me about 2500 play chips for this?
I never even thought to see if I had enough.

Stars name xSneakyKatX (clinton twp)

[bigspenda73]

playing spenda is +EV for anyone

only true post in this damn thread

I'm hoping this is a compliment, otherwise, screw you guys, I'm goin home.

[bigspenda73]

you have to be sitting at a stars play money table to receive chips

all you need is 1200, chip-whoring ftl?

[jjbish]

carroters gave me an old fashion spanking...mmmm spankings

GG GL sir

[bigspenda73]

shipped $10 for BreakDancinCow

tell him to PM me

[Carroters]

Short match full of crazy 4 bets and 5 bets.

Good thing I get dealt QQ every 3rd hand, GG sir - bring on round 2!!

[Chopper]

Ughhhh. need help. Can anyone transfer me about 2500 play chips for this?
I never even thought to see if I had enough.

Stars name xSneakyKatX (clinton twp)

has bankroll management really been taken this far?

[lockpull]

Kfaess, I can do this tonight/tomorrow around 9:30 CST if your avail. Just let me know.

[bigspenda73]

seriously I wanna play nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Parasurama]

seriously I wanna play nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sorry, told him to pm you but I guess he hasn't.

He's going home for Easter tomorrow, and drinking tonight, so he says the earliest he can play is Friday after 6 EST. He's also free Saturday until 4 EST, Sunday morning, Monday afternoon or night.

I hope other people are still playing matches that late. He should pm you tonight.

[flomo]

stacks you ready?

i'm available

take your pants off!!!

[lockpull]

kfaess vs lockpull 15 min on stars.

[kfaess]

LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!

Just getting pumped

[kmind]

pig_vomit - maybe you'll see it here but we need to figure out a time to playyyyy i can do early friday or sunday but no where in between now

[flomo]

staX moves on

he crushed me with straights

[Stacks]

GG sir flomo! Stacks in 2. I ran really good actually (no lie). Only thing I can say is:

[dranger7070]

Short match full of crazy 4 bets and 5 bets.

Good thing I get dealt QQ every 3rd hand, GG sir - bring on round 2!!

Ah so the luckboxing continues, eh? BTW, you can return that thing (my luckbox) anytime. Woulda came in handy playing gametight.

[Carroters]

Short match full of crazy 4 bets and 5 bets.

Good thing I get dealt QQ every 3rd hand, GG sir - bring on round 2!!

Ah so the luckboxing continues, eh? BTW, you can return that thing (my luckbox) anytime. Woulda came in handy playing gametight.

You lost to gametight - god dammit! I was looking forward to hero calling you some more in the quarter finals once I've dealt with that iopq chump.

I guess we'll have to pwn each other in werewolf now instead.

[Carroters]

Ohh another thing was railing kfaess and lockpull there, and you're sposed to have 200bbs each not 200 chips each lol. Not sure how much that matters, but just so everyone's clear on the format.

[lockpull]

Ohh another thing was railing kfaess and lockpull there, and you're sposed to have 200bbs each not 200 chips each lol. Not sure how much that matters, but just so everyone's clear on the format.

Lockpull = major noob


in kfaess's defense he bought in for what i had so not his fault really

[bikes]

Ohh another thing was railing kfaess and lockpull there, and you're sposed to have 200bbs each not 200 chips each lol. Not sure how much that matters, but just so everyone's clear on the format.

Facepalm.

50bbs =!= 200bbs

[Stacks]

Ohh another thing was railing kfaess and lockpull there, and you're sposed to have 200bbs each not 200 chips each lol. Not sure how much that matters, but just so everyone's clear on the format.

Facepalm.

50bbs =!= 200bbs

200 chips != 50bb

[dranger7070]

Ohh another thing was railing kfaess and lockpull there, and you're sposed to have 200bbs each not 200 chips each lol. Not sure how much that matters, but just so everyone's clear on the format.

Facepalm.

50bbs =!= 200bbs

200 chips != 50bb

LOL

and also

[bikes]

F my maff.

[bigspenda73]

flomo already played the 1st round consolation match vs. me, I won 2-1

(or did I?)

[Pig_Vomit]

kmind just pwned my ass in our first round. Were gonna play the next one later.

[bigspenda73]

I was just informed that was, in fact, NOT my first round match

[kfaess]

lockpull and I played our matches, he won 2-1 in a longgggggggg battle (about 4.5 hours I'd say).

I lost a couple big pots with overpairs where maybe I could have figured out I was beat. He played very well also.

GL to everyone still in.

[BigPapi]

4.5 hours?? did you not play more then 1 table at the same time?

[lockpull]

GG Kfaess. Many interesting spots for both of us.

And no, we did one at a time. (would have been longer had I bought in correctly)

[Jack Sawyer]

me vs iopq will take place at some point during the next few days (probably Sunday as the last day). I mean, its Good Friday and the Holy Week after all (parties and beaches and bitches and booze all around)
once we take care of our scheduling differences we will do this. If you guys need us to do it quicker, please let it be known.

[connectthesuitors]

Can we go ahead with 2nd round matches now if we know who we're playing??

[dranger7070]

If you want, I have no problem with it, and I don't think it should matter to micro either. Just realize you will have longer to wait to get your NEXT match after that done. So you're kind of going for a hurry up and wait theme, but thats cool.

[connectthesuitors]

lol I'm not banking on a next match, believe me! Just wanted to check but it looks like lockpull can't play until next week anyway so no worries...

[oskar]

bbickes just got creamed.
Also, I won the match. 2:1

gg, bickes.

[Chopper]

me vs iopq will take place at some point during the next few days (probably Sunday as the last day). I mean, its Good Friday and the Holy Week after all (parties and beaches and bitches and booze all around)
once we take care of our scheduling differences we will do this. If you guys need us to do it quicker, please let it be known.

this is why i love you, jack. there's just something "off" about celebrating Jesus' death with bitches and booze....then, claiming to be a devout christian. i see so much irony in that.

dont get me wrong, we are all about it here in the states, but i still find it somewhat of an oxymoron.

good luck in your match, bra.

[ATOTHEC101]

asdpikas 2-0, he played very well and was a deserving winner. I got bored after an hour or so and started open shoving, not the best strategy, enjoy my manies guys.

[asdpikas]

asdpikas 2-0, he played very well and was a deserving winner. I got bored after an hour or so and started open shoving, not the best strategy, enjoy my manies guys.

GG ATOTHEC! You played very well at first (at least it seemed to my LHE mind). Too bad it took so long and hunger/boredom/whatnot got in the way.

[ATOTHEC101]

thx pikas, gl in the next round.

me and jack sawyer battled it out for 3 hours
we're 1-1 and postponing it to tomorrow

[Jack Sawyer]

this is why i love you, jack. there's just something "off" about celebrating Jesus' death with bitches and booze....then, claiming to be a devout christian. i see so much irony in that.

hahaha, you know how I roll

[asdpikas]

this is why i love you, jack. there's just something "off" about celebrating Jesus' death with bitches and booze....

Nietzsche wrote "God is dead, we have killed him...". So just add "...let's celebrate with bitches and booze!"

[jjbish]

Ughhhh. need help. Can anyone transfer me about 2500 play chips for this?
I never even thought to see if I had enough.

Stars name xSneakyKatX (clinton twp)

has bankroll management really been taken this far?

Sighhhhh. Yes. When you've never played with play money it can happen. I totally mismanaged it

[jjbish]

me and jack sawyer battled it out for 3 hours
we're 1-1 and postponing it to tomorrow

3 hours? Yikes.

I dont think Carroters took 3 mins to knock me out

[Chopper]

this is why i love you, jack. there's just something "off" about celebrating Jesus' death with bitches and booze....

Nietzsche wrote "God is dead, we have killed him...". So just add "...let's celebrate with bitches and booze!"

too deep for me.

play money brmgmnt is more my style...lol

[bigspenda73]

BreakDancingCow and I are playing later tonight

[Micro2Macro]

BreakDancingCow and I are playing later tonight

Can you announce the time for railbirds?

[bigspenda73]

yea just waiting for him to contact me, cooking some dinner, gotta carbo-load for an epic battle!

[bigspenda73]

thanks for standing me up yo

[mrhappy333]

elipsejeff and mrhappy333 will be playing at 6pm tonite.

[bigspenda73]

breakdancing cow vs. spenda on Stars now

search loltrappedu

[flomo]

breakdancing cow vs. spenda on Stars now

search loltrappedu

1-1

rubber match starting now

[flomo]

no observer chat--- booooooooooo

[Parasurama]

spenda hittin' straights like it wa'nt nuttin'

[bigspenda73]

ghey

[Parasurama]

shiit spenda talking sick strat and my boi actin' da fool