Official Noob HU Tournament #2 Thread!

[XTR1000]

fwiw, we scheduled our match for wed 3p et and i waited being online here on aim and in irc. he pm´ed me that he had some issues with his comp crashing or something before.

[dranger7070]

Well, wtf. Just because plans got cancelled one time, does that mean you don't have to play your match? lol

[bigspenda73]

or it's a forfeit

[GatorJH]

<-----------sits and waits, ready to take 'rilla's spot if necessary.

[flomo]

obvious wolf strat

lynch rilla

[GatorJH]

or it's a forfeit

if you're scared to let me in just say you're scared.

[bigspenda73]

if he shipped money and failed to play his match in time it's a forfeit

When is the time limit for the 2nd round. My computer at homes totally fucked for some reason, iopq. Going to the g/f parents on sunday so should be able to play either sunday or monday evening using her laptop.

It should be fixed by tues or weds so will be able to play/post regularly again after that.

I can do sunday or monday

[bigspenda73]

big papi vs. bigspenda starting in about ~15 or so on Stars

search loltrappedu

[bigspenda73]

aight v good match, I move on 2-1

[BigPapi]

couldnt beat the bigspenda... had fun, now take this down

[XTR1000]

So wassup rilla/gator/kmizzle?

[GatorJH]

spenda feels it should be a forfeit and I am ok either way. I will play or I will rail. PM me if I need to play.

[kmind]

I PMed rilla last week and he said he was going to play you but it obv. never happened. If he's not responding, I say go with Gator or take the forfeit hopefully by the next couple of days. I want to say you should play Gator because he's the man and he wants to play but then if you lose I'll feel bad because he wasn't your scheduled opponent and it's not your fault you didn't play him.

[connectthesuitors]

Should we have a poll involving the remaining peeps in the tourney to decide or something?? Because I can't see how we're going to resolve this anytime soon.....

[bigspenda73]

it's a forfeit, it's not close to anything but a forfeit, he had an allotted amount of time to get his match done, his opponent made the effort, and he did not play. He paid $10, he didn't play his match, he forfeits. Now, if XTR and Kmind don't play soon they will both forfeit. Fucking man up and play your 2nd round match.

I love Gator, he's like the great grandfather I never had, but he's not part of the tournament, we had a field of 32, and I'm not going to see this thing take 2 months because ppl are too big of pussies to move onto the next round.

[connectthesuitors]

it's a forfeit, it's not close to anything but a forfeit, he had an allotted amount of time to get his match done, his opponent made the effort, and he did not play. He paid $10, he didn't play his match, he forfeits.

Fair point

[dranger7070]

yea, its a forfeit, just play your guy's match XTR/kmind, i dont want to see this take forever either.

gl to you both.

[kmind]

Yeah def agree with your first 2 sentences spenda

I'm waiting for Carroters. If he doesn't show today I'm going to claim a forfeit. We did say it was going to be sunday/monday and I was on yesterday and like I never see him on.

[bigspenda73]

today is sunday, tomorrow is monday, i think you have to wait another day

[connectthesuitors]

Yeah we know Carroters is having problems with his computer, he doesn't seem like the kinda guy not to be true to his word (from the PM's we exchanged when I first joined). I'm sure he will be in touch with you tomorrow at the latest.

today is sunday, tomorrow is monday, i think you have to wait another day

yeah I got confused
I was looking at my dad and wondering why he's home and not at work LAWL

[Carroters]

Sorry guys, computers still fucked, but I'm at my g/fs now so can play tonight from about 5pm uk time. We'll defo get it done tonight pending that being okay for iopq, sure it is though.

Sorry guys, computers still fucked, but I'm at my g/fs now so can play tonight from about 5pm uk time. We'll defo get it done tonight pending that being okay for iopq, sure it is though.

sure I'll just spam message you after I wake up all day

[GatorJH]

GREAT Grandfather?

Agree on your points there young man and good luck to everyone. I will get in the next one.

[connectthesuitors]

Haha just by chance checked to see if Carroters and iopq are playing on Stars and they were. However iopq had auto rebuy on which messed up the game loooool. Not sure what the score is.....

I badbeated carroters 2-1

[Carroters]

iopq cheats and rebuys watch out for him! GG!

iopq cheats and rebuys watch out for him! GG!

lol I set my rebuy to 100BB so I didn't notice it actually happen until I got below that
I should have disabled it to begin with imo

it's ok though I b/f 200something chips on a new table to compensate and the match wasn't interrupted

[bigspenda73]

have kmind and XTR played yet?

if not you're moving close to the double-forfeit zone

[kmind]

Not quite yet and chill fuck that

[XTR1000]

i luckbox kmizzles 2:1

[dranger7070]

bracket updated

[connectthesuitors]

Any dates set for matches?? Just out of curiousity so I can rail :P

[bigspenda73]

I failed to meet up with settebca the other day mainly b/c I fell asleep on the couch and didn't check my PM's.

yo I had computer problems and I accidentally my computer

[dranger7070]

Its fine guys. Take ur time doing ur matches as long as no one else in the tournament is going to have a problem with it, but DO try to get them done soon, ok? Its been like a week since I've done anything for this lol.

[Stacks]

Iopq, can we do this sometime tonight? I'm free from this moment forward. I was thinking like 7pm est. Thoughts?

[connectthesuitors]

Iopq, can we do this sometime tonight? I'm free from this moment forward. I was thinking like 7pm est. Thoughts?

Presume nothing happened here then....? Any games planned for the weekend?

[settecba]

just pmed spenda to play today if hes free...

[Stacks]

Played for about 2 hours on 2 tables. Was still nearly 100% breakeven. I think "lol play monie, I should be grinding". Iopq thinks the same. We flip it out yo. Iopq takes it down 2-1 with da flippage. Sick last flip too . KcJc < AJ on AcQcxx board.

GG iopq... Your even an annoying bastard to play with. Took too damn long.

lawl, seriously next time someone do this WITH 100 BB STACKS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
first match with Jack Sawyer he told me to write 2-1 because he got tired of playing and forfeited after 3 hours
carroters took 2 hours
stacks and I played for 2 hours before flipping

this tournament is turning into a flippament

[dranger7070]

lawl, seriously next time someone do this WITH 100 BB STACKS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
first match with Jack Sawyer he told me to write 2-1 because he got tired of playing and forfeited after 3 hours
carroters took 2 hours
stacks and I played for 2 hours before flipping

this tournament is turning into a flippament

lol YES, thats EXACTLY what i had planned

[settecba]

spenda vs settecba 20.00 ET tonight

[mrhappy333]

FTR freeroll at 20:00 tonite also

[bigspenda73]

I run like 8lb 6oz baby jesus, 2-1

epic cooler in final match

I run like 8lb 6oz baby jesus

so, slowly?

[bigspenda73]

how dare you say that about baby jesus

how dare you say that about baby jesus

I think an 8lb 6oz baby jesus couldn't even walk

[flomo]

how dare you say that about baby jesus

I think an 8lb 6oz baby jesus couldn't even walk

you don't know baby jesus

[bigspenda73]

TAKE THAT BACK NOW IOPQ!

[bigspenda73]

I decided to let the other 3 players buy out for $195, i.e I get $195, you 3 share $125, and you get spared the embarrassment of me owning you on national TV.

how dare you say that about baby jesus

I think an 8lb 6oz baby jesus couldn't even walk

you don't know baby jesus

I know more than you know about baby jesus. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard.” Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. OK, that was more about Chuck Norris, but if a girl I was having sex with screamed "OH, CHUCK NORRIS!" during the act, I wouldn't be offended, but rather understanding. Although if it's someone else's name other than Chuck Norris I'd be embarassed. It's like ordering a Big Mac at Burker King. I mean I probably would never come there again. I'd probably start going to Wendy's and eat some delicious finger chili.

[flomo]

too many words

[bigspenda73]

wrong baby jesus

too many words

too little words

[XTR1000]

m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow

[bigspenda73]

m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow

plz note the buy out option if you are fortunate enough to win your match

[XTR1000]

m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow

plz note the buy out option if you are fortunate enough to win your match

i dont know if i could allow u to buy out

[Micro2Macro]

ok i just got back from new york as of right now. haven't read this thread yet but XTR: I can play anytime this week

2-1 vs. connect the suitors
yay it didn't take ten years at least
vids will be posted

[connectthesuitors]

2-1 vs. connect the suitors
yay it didn't take ten years at least
vids will be posted

Ship you $10 and they disappear??

GG man I got owned in every sense of the word lol.

[bigspenda73]

bump for XTR and M2M

[IncaMabel]

I know i might not be hable to play in it as I am new... but i like to get my vote in anyways!

IncaMabel $10

~Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow.~

[bigspenda73]

Yea, this tournament only started over a month ago, don't worry IncaMabel, you can play in the next. Now respond to my post so I know you're not some troll and don't have to strike/ban you.

Also, you can post your fun little quotes in your signature, at the top of the page you see a link for "profile", you can edit it there so it will be at the bottom of every post.

[Micro2Macro]

xtr where rrrr u? lets play!

[IncaMabel]

Yea, this tournament only started over a month ago, don't worry IncaMabel, you can play in the next. Now respond to my post so I know you're not some troll and don't have to strike/ban you.

Also, you can post your fun little quotes in your signature, at the top of the page you see a link for "profile", you can edit it there so it will be at the bottom of every post.

High! , lol! noooo! I might be French but definetly not a troll! hehe
Thank you for the insight on the Quotes & Profile! Appreciate it, I shall try that in the next Future.

See you on the Felts soon!

~Although fate presents the circumstances, how you react depends on your character.~

[IncaMabel]

xtr where rrrr u? lets play!

High! Micro. I seen that around lots on people. The banner with the bankroll and your Goal towards what you wish to accomplish! - I would like to know is.. what is that called.. & were can I find info on that little thing! I guess i am a little curious as i never seen that before anywhere else! If possible of course..

I hope its the samething i think it is! lol

~Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow.~

lol! noooo! I might be French

I'm sorry... I didn't know...

[XTR1000]

xtr where rrrr u? lets play!

pm´ed u

sorry, timezones suck

[IncaMabel]

lol! noooo! I might be French

I'm sorry... I didn't know...

High! iopq! lol! what are you Sorry for....& that you didnt know! ? , you mean that im French! ? heheh , if so.. I totaly Understand and agree! lol :P

~The real key to health and happiness & success is self knowledge~

[mrhappy333]

poly vous frog legg?

[XTR1000]

m2m I could play right now. hit me up on msn

[Micro2Macro]

Game on!