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 Observed funny table chat at 10NL
Observed this. I don't quite understand why they're insulting the stakes that they're playing at. One of the reasons I have chat turned off usually.
Edited for brevity. Enjoy:
$0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:03:48 ET - 2007/04/06
Seat 1: superalien ($9.90)
Seat 2: ZZTop ($4.20)
Seat 4: Ruskie ($11.40)
Seat 5: Gilligan ($10.65)
Seat 6: Takeitandrun ($4.75)
Seat 7: GolferMike ($12)
Seat 8: MiamiBeech ($5.90)
Seat 9: BringItBeeyach ($8.45)
Ruskie posts the small blind of $0.05
Gilligan posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Takeitandrun folds
GolferMike folds
MiamiBeech calls $0.10
BringItBeeyach raises to $0.45
superalien calls $0.45
ZZTop folds
Ruskie folds
Gilligan folds
MiamiBeech folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc Js]
BringItBeeyach checks
superalien checks
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc Js] [Ac]
BringItBeeyach checks
superalien checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc Js Ac] [8d]
BringItBeeyach bets $1.15
superalien raises to $4.60
BringItBeeyach raises to $8, and is all in
superalien calls $3.40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BringItBeeyach shows [Ah Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Aces)
superalien mucks
BringItBeeyach wins the pot ($15.45) with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
superalien adds $8.55
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $17.15 | Rake $1.70
Board: [Tc Jc Js Ac 8d]
Seat 1: superalien mucked
Seat 2: ZZTop (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ruskie (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Gilligan (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Takeitandrun didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: GolferMike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MiamiBeech folded before the Flop
Seat 9: BringItBeeyach collected ($15.45)
$0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: superalien ($10)
Seat 2: ZZTop ($4.20), is sitting out
Seat 3: geetar ($5)
Seat 4: Ruskie ($11.35)
Seat 5: Gilligan ($10.55)
Seat 6: Takeitandrun ($4.75)
Seat 7: GolferMike ($12)
Seat 8: MiamiBeech ($5.80)
Seat 9: BringItBeeyach ($15.45)
Gilligan posts the small blind of $0.05
superalien: wow cold deck
Takeitandrun posts the big blind of $0.10
BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOoo
geetar posts $0.10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BringItBeeyach: good read genius
GolferMike calls $0.10
BringItBeeyach: good read cent pro
MiamiBeech folds
BringItBeeyach calls $0.10
superalien folds
geetar checks
Ruskie calls $0.10
superalien: lol ur so stupid its so funny
Gilligan calls $0.05
Takeitandrun checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 9d 8c]
Gilligan checks
Takeitandrun bets $0.30
GolferMike folds
superalien: better scamper off u have more than four bucks
BringItBeeyach: Iam not the one who went in on a losing hand
BringItBeeyach calls $0.30
geetar folds
Ruskie calls $0.30
Gilligan folds
*** TURN *** [3c 9d 8c] [6c]
Takeitandrun bets $0.75
ZZTop has returned
BringItBeeyach raises to $3.75
BringItBeeyach: yeah I am stupid for having the best hand
BringItBeeyach: lol
Ruskie raises to $7
Takeitandrun folds
BringItBeeyach raises to $10.25
Ruskie calls $3.25
*** RIVER *** [3c 9d 8c 6c] [8h]
BringItBeeyach bets $1
Ruskie calls $0.70, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.30 returned to BringItBeeyach
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BringItBeeyach shows [5c Qc] (a flush, Queen high)
Ruskie shows [Tc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Ruskie wins the pot ($22.15) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.15 | Rake $2
Board: [3c 9d 8c 6c 8h]
Seat 1: superalien didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ZZTop is sitting out
Seat 3: geetar folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Ruskie (button) showed [Tc Ac] and won ($22.15) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Gilligan (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Takeitandrun (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: GolferMike folded on the Flop
Seat 8: MiamiBeech didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: BringItBeeyach showed [5c Qc] and lost with a flush, Queen high
[poker edited out. Let the comedy begin]
superalien: heeeeehaaaaaaw
superalien: fk u are so dumb
BringItBeeyach: was ur money
BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOo
superalien: no it was your money
superalien: see it doesnt matter if you get lucky sometime u always lose in the long run
superalien: at the 10 cent game
BringItBeeyach: was your cash
BringItBeeyach: go run after it
superalien: youll prob want to kill urself soon
BringItBeeyach: HAAHAAA
superalien: you cant beat the ten cent game
superalien: how do you live w it?
BringItBeeyach: yaaawn ok cent pro
MiamiBeech: only winner in this game is the rake
superalien: wrong
MiamiBeech: wrong?
BringItBeeyach: alien is a cent pro
MiamiBeech: ftp rake wins every hand
BringItBeeyach: dont question him
BringItBeeyach: nothing funnier than cent pros giving advice
superalien: im not giving u advice
BringItBeeyach: have not laugherd this much in a looong time
BringItBeeyach: HAAAHAAAAA
BringItBeeyach: OK cent pro
BringItBeeyach: whatever u say pro
superalien: except you might want to kill urself cause u cant beat the ten cent game
BringItBeeyach: when will u be playing Gus Hansen next cent pro?
BringItBeeyach: is Gus on this tables waitin list to play u cent pro?
BringItBeeyach raises to $0.45
superalien folds
BringItBeeyach: HAAHAAAA
BringItBeeyach: wow cent pro, u better leave with ur 15 cent profit
BringItBeeyach: ohh thats right u are down $20 here
[Author's Note-- alien was down $50 at the 3 tables combined and BringIt was down $30 at the tables I was datamining]
BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOooooooo
superalien: u have never left w any profit have you? thats so sad
BringItBeeyach: I can live with that
BringItBeeyach: HAAAHAAA
superalien: how?
superalien: its a ten cent game and you cant beat it lol
BringItBeeyach: not exactly high rolling it here r we
BringItBeeyach: thats how
BringItBeeyach: its not rocket science now is it
BringItBeeyach: LMAOOoo
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