Okay, normally you set your pocket pair once every twelve flops or so, but I have a strategy for IMPROVING these odds, and it's dazzlingly simple:

Play against me.

I have noticed that -- using the above strategy -- you set your pair approximately 2/3 of the time.

Isn't that great? This is a really useful strategy, for example, when I'm all-in with my aces before the flop and you're holding queens or eights.