Is this the Leaky Players Anonymous Support Group? Hold on, let me put on my name tag...

"Hello, my name is Storm and I have a leaky hold-em game..."

I call big raises with suited crap when I have a big stack.

I get bored and do stupid things "just for fun".

I play when I don't have sufficient time, when I'm very tired, when I'm distracted, and when I'm drunk and stoned.

I assume people are bluffing too much, and call too many huge overbets.

I don't take every game as seriously as I should, and wonder why I'm not consistently making as much money as I was.

"Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Thank you for listening to my problems."