--Both villains were total fish. Just couldn't imagine that I was ever good even with the idiots that were playing

80/40 over 10, and like 42/5 over 100.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($1)
UTG+1 ($4.91)
Hero (MP1) ($3.83)
MP2 ($1.74)
CO ($1.61)
Button ($2.42)
SB ($5)
BB ($1.53)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, Hero bets $0.10, 4 folds, BB calls $0.08, UTG+1 calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.31) 8, A, 6 (3 players)
BB bets $0.08, UTG+1 calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.34, BB calls $0.26, UTG+1 calls $0.26

Turn: ($1.33) 9 (3 players)
BB bets $0.76, UTG+1 calls $0.76, Hero folds

River: ($2.85) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $0.26, UTG+1 calls $0.26

Total pot: $3.37 | Rake: $0.16

Hand 2

--villain had played like 40 hands and was 28/0 The short bet on the flop had me thinking AK/AQ/AJ

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($0.81)
Button ($2)
SB ($1)
Hero (BB) ($2)
UTG ($3)
MP1 ($1.20)
MP2 ($1.18)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, 7
2 folds, MP2 bets $0.10, 1 fold, Button calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.31) 4, 4, 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.16, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.16

Turn: ($0.63) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.92 (All-In), Hero calls $0.92

River: ($2.47) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $2.47 | Rake: $0.12


--Villain is like 15/10, and has been throwing a lot of "fuck you" shoves down my throat, He had stacked me earlier with a set, playing a lot like this, but there's no way he had a set every time we got into it. I kinda wondered if he was shoving with some sort of sick diamond/JT draw.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($1.93)
MP2 ($5.08)
CO ($2.47)
Button ($0.90)
SB ($2.56)
Hero (BB) ($2.53)
UTG ($5)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 6
4 folds, Button calls $0.02, SB calls $0.01, Hero bets $0.06, Button calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.18) Q, 2, 9 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($0.18) 6 (3 players)
SB bets $0.06, Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, SB raises to $2.50 (All-In), Hero calls $2.27 (All-In)

River: ($5.12) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $5.12 | Rake: $0.25

--Villain is pure feesh tastic. like 41/8. But I've been stacked a lot in this situation where it's like Set over my overpair. Did I spew?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($3.82)
SB ($5.37)
BB ($3.78)
UTG ($0.71)
UTG+1 ($1.27)
MP1 ($2.40)
MP2 ($0.93)
MP3 ($1)
CO ($2.94)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, 2 folds, CO calls $0.02, Hero bets $0.08, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.27) 5, K, 6 (3 players)
MP1 bets $0.26, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.26

Turn: ($0.79) 2 (2 players)
MP1 bets $0.76, Hero raises to $3.48 (All-In), MP1 calls $1.30 (All-In)

River: ($4.91) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.91 | Rake: $0.24