‚You goddamn idiot think you can keep all-in stealing from me? Ill show you what happens when people try to fuck with me!”
CALL
Villain shows: JJ
Hero shows: J9o

“What the fuck, all those idiots keep getting lucky. I gotta outplay them all after the flop…
I read BOOKS after all. And here comes just the hand to do so: 78s!”
RAISE
“My hand doesn’t even matter! I can outplay anyone! All of them! ALL!! AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!”
Villain collects 1180 from the pot.

“There is so much money in the pot already, but I should fold that gutshot….but maybe Im lucky…that would be so awsome. I might get lucky…I will get lucky!”
CALL

“Ah fuck this shit! Ill show you all!”
PUSH

“Hmm middle pair. I should stay…I floped something after all.”
CALL
”Wait, is there a price for second best hand?”

“Im holding bottom two pairs…I think that guy flopped a set, I should fold (but its so boring). Wait…but…but maybe he didnt? Maybe Im wrong, he could have something worse! I could be the winner already!”
CALL
Villain shows three of a kind: 7’s

“That jerk thinks he can bluff me on the river? You want me to believe a 5 on the river suddenly helped you? Riiight…sorry your fucking with the wrong guy!”
RERAISE ALL-IN
Villain shows a full house: 5’s full of deuces

“56s, Im so gonna limp with my SB. After the flop Ill know what to do.”
CALL
FLOP: 5 A 6
“Two Pair! Was worth it after all!”
TURN: 5 A 6 A
RIVER: 5 A 6 A Q
“Hmm.”

“Pot gives me 3:1, I should fold my open end straight draw. But if I calculate like this, add here…round down this…roughly…tells me maybe I could call. I should call. Im gonna call.”
CALL

“I flopped 4 suited cards. It is nearly IMPOSSIBLE that I DON’T get the fifth suited card on the turn or river.”
CALL
BOARD: spades spades clubs hearts hearts
Villain shows: A pair of 7’s.
Villain collects 310 from the pot.
“FFS”

Heads up.
“We both have nothing. Show aggression now, or he will bluff you out of the pot
on the river. Hmm but…Ill rather just check and see…”
CHECK
Villain bets 650
Hero folds

“He probably has the nuts straight, I only got the lowest straight. Im 100% positive and absolutely sure he has the nuts straight. I will lose. Yeah. I should fold my straight.”
CALL
Villain shows: Straight, 10 to A
Hero shows: Straight, 9 to K
Villain collects 1200 from the pot