Cos motherfuckers keep treebetting me....assholes.
Cos I only get rags in the blinds.
Cos when we showdown and I loose to a hand I prolly coulda barrelled off i realise my assigning of a reasonable range didn't fucking happen.
Cos I missed an obvious value bet

Cos I think everyone sucks but they keep beating me WTF.
Cos I'm drunk too fucking often.
haha ya that