Quote Originally Posted by Anosmic
Villain: "Oooh. Erm. I don't have an ace. Do you have an ace?"
I'm inclined to add, Villain: "I have a flush/straight draw and want to see a free card" but given the preflop action that's totally unlikely. A slowplay here seems like a solid way to extract value, although betting would be fine too.

Villain: "Yes! Yes! You feel into my trap... erm... twice."
I don't understand why you are berating your opponent so much. He should have known you had the ace (or KK) from the preflop action so it's stupid.. but he wasn't setting any traps, he simply misread you and thought you didn't have the ace and were attempting a bluff.

If villain had flipped over AA I'd have had to revise this script somewhat.
Very unlikely.. for one he'd have probably pushed preflop.
If it had been A7, I'd not be that surprised
I would.. if he hits 2 pair on the flop, he won't be betting $0.04 methinks.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Not steaming.
Hm, what is there to say here? He tilted and stuck to his bottom pair.. ehm.. I mean, it's super obvious from your play you missed the flop and hit on the turn.. weak half-hearted c-bet, and then an ace shows up and suddenly you gain the confidence to almost bet the pot?