I Suck at Poker

Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1

Originally Posted by Mezza Morta

I don't plan to bang every hen in the house

I'm not 100% sure what this means but im gonna start using it in conversations as often as possible

LOL I was drunk when I wrote it.

In this instance, the hens represent each variation of poker while the eggs obviously represent my bankroll. When I drink I tend to get metaphoric and silly.