How not to play.

This will be a compilation of hands i brutalize. You should learn from this.

villian is a v std tag 24/17

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
Merge
6 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($50) 100bb
UTG+1 ($74.17) 148bb
CO ($53.41) 107bb
BTN ($99.85) 200bb
THIS GUY (SB) ($99.58) 199bb
BB ($67.20) 134bb

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) THIS GUY is SB
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.25, THIS GUY raises to $4.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.25

Flop: ($9.50, 2 players)
THIS GUY bets $6.50, BTN calls $6.50

Turn: ($22.50, 2 players)
THIS GUY bets $13.50, BTN calls $13.50

River: ($49.50, 2 players)
THIS GUY checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $49.50

CO like 41/30 22% 3b

MP: $17.24
CO: $31.93
BTN: $63.48
Hero (SB): $51.75
BB: $50.00
UTG: $58.17

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J J
UTG raises to $1.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.50, 2 folds, CO calls $2.50

Flop: ($13.00) 7 2 J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($23.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $9.00, Hero raises to $41.25, CO calls $12.43 all in

River: ($65.86) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

villian is another std reg. let's pick the most fucking retarded bet sizing on the turn in the world.



Merge $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $68.34
CO: $50.50
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $52.19
BB: $71.27
UTG: $69.12

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with T T
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, 1 fold, BB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($10.75) Q 9 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7.00, BB calls $7

Turn: ($24.75) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15.50

how do you make any money at this game?

I don't understand. I hate to be retarded but I'm gonna say I don't see anything wrong. Damn I wish I wasn't a fysch. Maybes hand 3 is never a bluff and you only get to cooler his AA KJ QQ, guessing.

H1 nothing worse calls yr turn bet
Guessing again but I can't think of anything that calls a 3b and calls this turn that doesn't beat AJ

H2; I can only assume the problem is with pre, your villain is 3b vs UTG so his continuing range vs your 4b is gonna be super strong, I don't know tho seems like he could ship worse if he thought you were being a cunt. He seems very loose aggro.

wat

hand 2 i should bet the flop ~$3.5

hand 1 i missed an absurdly easy river bluff where my range absolutely crushes his and its nearly impossible for him to have a hand that he can call with

fuck i fail at remember which hands went where

bikes, H3 should be a check on the turn you mean?

no hand 3 should not be a check unless you have air

guys, bikes is amazing at poker and never makes mistakes. This thread is a huge level to create the illusion is bikes' fallibility.

+1

If the bikes says he made a mistake... but is incapable of making mistakes... then maybe he's mistaken.
But that means:
The bikes is not the bikes!

Clearly this is 'splodin' my monkey head.