Sign up through affliate in 2005, get $100 on Party Poker, grind it up to $500, suck at 25nl and bonus whoring and cash out around $700 when poker gets "banned"

Early 2008? get bored deposit $100 grind 5nl for a sick win rate, get to 10nl beat that pretty well get to $500, discover 440s get down to $400, beat 10nl to get to $500 lose $150 playing 2.2 180 man turbos and other toruneys, get to $500, play $5 and $10 SnGs get down to $400, and now I went on a sick run at 10nl and back above $500. And never will I dip below $500 again.

Going to play 10nl till I can afford to lose a few buyins at 25nl and still stay rolled for it.