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  1. 11-20-2011 02:42 PM #1
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    Default help for beginner

    Hi, someone please give me $ 1 for pokerstar

    my nick is rkasi87

    money, of course, 'to return
  2. 11-20-2011 03:04 PM #2
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    Although this seems like it should fall in the give a man a fish... category, the only thing I can really say is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A FUCKING DOLLAR?
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  3. 11-20-2011 03:07 PM #3
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    So you know I'll give it back then
  4. 11-20-2011 03:11 PM #4
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    No, you won't. You won't because you won't have after day 1. You will lose it because you have no idea what is required to become a winning poker player.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Oh man, this was just getting fun.
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  6. 11-20-2011 04:24 PM #6
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    anyone want to give me a hundred bucks, come on. lol


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  7. 11-20-2011 05:11 PM #7
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    I'll give $100 to the guy that bans kickass.

    j/k plz don't make me pay.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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  8. 11-21-2011 02:00 AM #8
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    4100 to suck my dick u fugking gaggots ahahaha
  9. 11-21-2011 02:04 AM #9
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    Honestly, it would cost a lot more than that, I wouldn't be very good at it and i'd prolly cry the whole time.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Honestly, it would cost a lot more than that, I wouldn't be very good at it and i'd prolly cry the whole time.
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  11. 11-21-2011 01:36 PM #11
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    Give a man a dollar and he can play for a day.
    Teach him how to play and he can be a dolla' balla
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  12. 11-22-2011 03:21 PM #12
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    He's currently running in a $2 turbo mtt, and a $1 rebuy mtt.

    He sucks, he just defended his blind against sb raise with K5o in the $2, flopped K, the sb doesn't lay down on 2tone flop, river is ace, sb shoves over the pot, K5 calls. Guess what sb had? Yup, Ax flush draw.

    Anyone who gives this man a dollar is burning money.

    Great thread, btw.
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  13. 11-22-2011 07:10 PM #13
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    this thread has been great satisfaction to those who participated. now how do i lock this bitch
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