LOL J2. I hit 2 pr in a BB special recently vs a tight-passive regular, and of course I'm like BET BET BET every street and he's like "what now, J2?" and he calls my river bet. Then brags about his fantastic read lol.

The great thing is, that's the only hand he can remember ever having played against me! Two days ago he's like "you always get so lucky, but I can always read you like a book. remember the J2 hand?". Apparently I'm the donk who "always gets his money in behind" in his eyes. Of course this was right after I stacked him via diamond flush with KK vs his AA in a PF all-in.