I'm a nit, I'm aware. I will say this however, There is one position only that I'm playing 89o, and that is the BB, and that is if it's limped to me. At which point, I will make the highly advanced move of "Checking." Few pro's can show this kind of dicipline with a preflop moster such as this.

But seriously, don't play like a laggtard at microstakes, it's just not clever.
I'm very interested to know, at what stakes does "laggtarding" become profitable?