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    Default gmml - 4k posts without being good at poker

    hey what's up, i'm givememyleg and i am now a straight flush here at ftr. this seems to be one of those memorable ranks to achieve and people make a thread for it and stuff. so here is mine, ask me any questions, and i will answer them.
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    who took your leg?
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    'sup Gimme, and congrats on your posting exuberosity...

    so my question is about Squeezes... according to HM, I do them very, very low... which makes sense, 'cause IDK when the f-ck to do them...

    I' mean, like, I know what they are... somebody IP raises, someone flats and you 3-bet the whole f-kin lot. My problem is I have no idea when I should be thinking of doing this. If I have a bad ass hand (AA,KK) then I'd do it... but ain't squeezin, that's value betting!

    So... what types of hands are good for squeezes, and what types of vills am I lookin to get squozed?

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    [x] aloe
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    who took your leg?
    kathy liebert
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
    Why are you not good at poker?
    - i don't play enough hands to gain experience
    - i hate hate hate (negative) variance
    - i don't play enough hands
    - i've been on ftr for 3 years, made 4k posts, and my bankroll still never cracked 5 figures
    - i don't/can't give good advice (ask freech)
    - never really "got it" when it came to understand math/ranges

    in all honesty i would rate me around a C+/B- when it comes to skill and a D- when it comes to dedication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    [x] multiple burns
    [ ] aloe
    does not compute
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarbox68
    'sup Gimme, and congrats on your posting exuberosity...

    so my question is about Squeezes... according to HM, I do them very, very low... which makes sense, 'cause IDK when the f-ck to do them...

    I' mean, like, I know what they are... somebody IP raises, someone flats and you 3-bet the whole f-kin lot. My problem is I have no idea when I should be thinking of doing this. If I have a bad ass hand (AA,KK) then I'd do it... but ain't squeezin, that's value betting!

    So... what types of hands are good for squeezes, and what types of vills am I lookin to get squozed?

    ty

    i hardly ever squeeze during cash as well... during tournaments they're fun. but as the op said, taking advice from me won't get you too far. i feel like i'm one of those "know what to do but have never actually done it" people. what good is that?
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    Okay...

    so can you pwn "Capital G" on Rock Band at Expert for 5 stars???
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    HU?
    i will play you for any amount
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarbox68
    Okay...

    so can you pwn "Capital G" on Rock Band at Expert for 5 stars???
    ha, killer tune, but i've never played rock band
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    - PT3 or HEM or none?
    - hit it raw or rubbered?
    - cain or bama?
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    play me for any amount
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFchung
    - PT3 or HEM or none?
    - hit it raw or rubbered?
    - cain or bama?
    - never tried hem but i bought pt3 and would not recommend it to anyone
    - raw
    - i guess bama
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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    play me for any amount
    bitch, please
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    How much do you think becoming a commune reg has hurt your ability to get better. I mean if we all spent half as much of our time we spend in the commune on study and poker would we all not be just that much better.

    And, just hey!
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    This is a 2 part question:

    1. Why would you say I own you all the time?

    2. How much do you pay your gf to stick around, we all know you're dating way over your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    How much do you think becoming a commune reg has hurt your ability to get better. I mean if we all spent half as much of our time we spend in the commune on study and poker would we all not be just that much better.

    And, just hey!
    probably has an impact, however commune whoring is near the bottom of the list of reasons why i lack dedication.

    and hello!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    How do you get past the fact that since you are in the UP you can't leave your house from Nov-Mar due to snowdrifts.....
    after 20 some years you get use to it, but i gotta get outta this place at some point!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    This is a 2 part question:

    1. Why would you say I own you all the time?

    2. How much do you pay your gf to stick around, we all know you're dating way over your head.
    1. i don't think you own me all the time, so i can not answer this question

    2. we've been over this, she pays me
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    How do you get past the fact that since you are in the UP you can't leave your house from Nov-Mar due to snowdrifts.....
    after 20 some years you get use to it, but i gotta get outta this place at some point!
    Helped a buddy of mine move to Marquette a few years ago (he spent a year teaching at NMU), and I asked several people how they liked it there and how the winters were, etc. EVERYONE loves it there except for one cute bartender originally from CA who couldn't wait to leave. My god, I would go crazy with all that snow and cold......
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    How do you get past the fact that since you are in the UP you can't leave your house from Nov-Mar due to snowdrifts.....
    after 20 some years you get use to it, but i gotta get outta this place at some point!
    Helped a buddy of mine move to Marquette a few years ago (he spent a year teaching at NMU), and I asked several people how they liked it there and how the winters were, etc. EVERYONE loves it there except for one cute bartender originally from CA who couldn't wait to leave. My god, I would go crazy with all that snow and cold......
    he must have been hanging out with some crazy ass people while he was up here.

    the summers here are awesome, i love it. it's not too hot, not too cold, although a bit humid but that's just variance. we have a lot of great things big cities don't, but man, i just can't stand the winters....
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    he must have been hanging out with some crazy ass people while he was up here.

    LOL Yeah....

    the summers here are awesome, i love it. it's not too hot, not too cold, although a bit humid but that's just variance. we have a lot of great things big cities don't--Steak and Stein comes to mind LOL, but man, i just can't stand the winters....
    I was in Lake Superior, and the water couldn't have been more than 70 degrees. This was late July mind you. Seriously, though, that area is nice, the park on the island there right outside of town (can't remember the name of it right now) is great and there is a lot to do. Sucks that Green Bay is the closest big city though, and you have to go 2 1/2 or 3 hours to get there....

    I like the drive between Escanaba and Menominee along Lake Michigan--isn't that M-35? And I gambled at one of the Indian Casinos there too.....
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    How did you get 4k posts if you only post in the commune? And how do you lock threads even though you're not a moderator of anything?


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    1) Remember that time we hung out in Vegas?

    2) Did you put this in the BC purely for post whoring?
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    Why are you so nice?

    Blind man's bluff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    serious question: is there really something wrong with your leg?
    no all 3 work just fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    he must have been hanging out with some crazy ass people while he was up here.

    LOL Yeah....

    the summers here are awesome, i love it. it's not too hot, not too cold, although a bit humid but that's just variance. we have a lot of great things big cities don't--Steak and Stein comes to mind LOL, but man, i just can't stand the winters....
    I was in Lake Superior, and the water couldn't have been more than 70 degrees. This was late July mind you. Seriously, though, that area is nice, the park on the island there right outside of town (can't remember the name of it right now) is great and there is a lot to do. Sucks that Green Bay is the closest big city though, and you have to go 2 1/2 or 3 hours to get there....

    I like the drive between Escanaba and Menominee along Lake Michigan--isn't that M-35? And I gambled at one of the Indian Casinos there too.....
    ha lake superior is one of those lakes you swim in only when it's scorching hot out. in august i can usually stand in swim in it for a while, but damn it is cold. there are other smaller lakes and other places to swim that i pick over superior... just too damn cold. all the casinos that ive been to around here are horrible, although vegas totally heightened my expectations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How did you get 4k posts if you only post in the commune? And how do you lock threads even though you're not a moderator of anything?
    i use to post a lot in the strat forums, and still do from time to time. probably most of my posts are from when i was a huge sng donk back in 06.

    i hack ftr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    1) Remember that time we hung out in Vegas?

    2) Did you put this in the BC purely for post whoring?
    1) yes and i enjoyed your company, especially like playing cc roulette with you. although you didn't teach me craps, when you guys were playing i was way too out of it to follow instruction.

    2) not really, spenda posted his here and i wanna be just like him. but since i did, might as well answer every single question one at a time eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Why are you so nice?

    Blind man's bluff?
    i don't like mean people, so therefore i think being nice is better?

    that was a lot of fun, would like to set it up again
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    god I remember blind mans bluff

    that was a ton of fun
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    ya but i got owned pretty bad.. i think i'm like 0-6 lifetime
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    1) Remember that time we hung out in Vegas?
    1) yes and i enjoyed your company, especially like playing cc roulette with you. although you didn't teach me craps, when you guys were playing i was way too out of it to follow instruction.?
    I forgot how awesome I was at cc roulette
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    yo
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    you're joking me, right?

    my BR has never cracked FOUR figures and I've been here longer than you have

    you did outpost me pretty hardcore I guess though
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    hi gmml
    hey man what's up, how's your watch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    you're joking me, right?

    my BR has never cracked FOUR figures and I've been here longer than you have

    you did outpost me pretty hardcore I guess though
    ya 4k posts w/o a 5 figure br is pretty lame
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    My BR is also smaller than legs

    Did not realize I was the more senior member.
    but you're young at heart!
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    [x] aloe
    [x] Contains aloe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    you're joking me, right?

    my BR has never cracked FOUR figures and I've been here longer than you have

    you did outpost me pretty hardcore I guess though
    ya 4k posts w/o a 5 figure br is pretty lame
    im working on it real fast...
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    hi gmml
    hey man what's up, how's your watch?

    doing fine, didnt have to replace the battery yet, just got a little scratch on it last week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    you're joking me, right?

    my BR has never cracked FOUR figures and I've been here longer than you have

    you did outpost me pretty hardcore I guess though
    ya 4k posts w/o a 5 figure br is pretty lame
    im working on it real fast...
    we rooooooockkkkkkk
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    hi gmml
    hey man what's up, how's your watch?

    doing fine, didnt have to replace the battery yet, just got a little scratch on it last week.
    damn son
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    How does your gf feel about you having a picture of us BOC'ing in Vegas as your desktop background?

    Congrats on straight flushing wootwoot.
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    hai!
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    Have you sent my t-shirt?
    Did you attach a humorous message like I requested?
    [11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    How does your gf feel about you having a picture of us BOC'ing in Vegas as your desktop background?

    Congrats on straight flushing wootwoot.
    my bg isn't a pic of uf bocing in vegas, but i asked her what she would think and she said that'd be neato

    thanks, but it goes to show more posts != good poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    hai!
    hey jack, can i get a long island?
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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Have you sent my t-shirt?
    Did you attach a humorous message like I requested?
    yes
    i forgot
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    hai!
    hey jack, can i get a long island?
    sure thing, buddy!


    i only had diet coke handy though, hope you don't mind

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    hai!
    hey jack, can i get a long island?
    sure thing, buddy!


    i only had diet coke handy though, hope you don't mind

    yeah that'll do! thanks!
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    also, just a hunch, but this is probably the worst 4k post thread ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    also, just a hunch, but this is probably the worst 4k post thread ever
    confirmed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i hack ftr.
    Quote Originally Posted by FTR Rules Of Conduct
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    ban?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i hack ftr.
    Quote Originally Posted by FTR Rules Of Conduct
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    ban?
    gogogogogo.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    as an act of rebellion against the man, i will (eventually) be making my 4k post in another forum.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Why do you prefer HEM to PT3?

    If you think PT3 sucks so bad, why dont you just buy HEM and transfer your database?

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