Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
a year and a half later and i still don't get this /me facepalms
When you give a hooker an orgasm, you're paying her to get the best of you. Why would you want to take a perfectly profitable situation and fuck it up so badly that she gets the money and the orgasm? Do you like to get screwed?

Spoon is saying that he prefers to be the hooker who gets the money and the orgasm. When he finds a John, he takes care to arrange the situation to his sole benefit.

There is a related thread around here somewhere, titled 69 in Position - Neutral EV?, in which a chopped pot analogy is drawn from a sexual arrangement requiring that both parties put chips in the pot (if you know what I mean) and neither has an orgasm.