I have some amazing wordplay for you at the end of this
post, but it will be sooo much better if you read the whole thing.
So speaking of giving hookers orgasms, why would you ever do it? That's not a rhetorical question. I imagine if I ever had to pay for sex that I would be tempted to do it, so the big question is why? Keep this in mind while you read the following.
So in 6-max we
raise in EP with AKs and a 12/8 with a 1.2% 3-bet over 2500 hands 3-bets us from the
button. Your
notes show that he has 3-bet
AA,
KK and
QQ and has always 5-bet against a 4-bet, never calling or folding. You have this little voice (feelings, logic, which ever it is for you) that says "I should
fold." But you have pocket Ace and King!
Suited! So you 4-bet just because, he shoves, and you realize once again that you're against
QQ+, but
pot odds say you have to
call now. After the hand you
reload, say to yourself "MY AK NEVER WINS ALL-INS PREFLOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Then later when you're blogging about how you're
break even for the day you can't help but think to yourself, "
Well if I wouldn't have ran my AK into [
AA/
KK/
QQ] and lost then I would be up a BI instead." Now you're talking yourself into illusions about your results, and spiral on into the land of denial.
Then when you get that next hooker, you're going to try to make her have an orgasm again. And why do you do that? The answer starts with a "P" and ends with a "ride". Bam.