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  1. 04-07-2006 01:27 AM #1
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    Default Famous last words

    1. I know that xxx number of hands is a small sample, but....

    2. They were sooted!

    3. I had a feeling...

    4. Everytime I get pocket KK an A flops.

    5. If it keeps going like it has for the last 2 weeks, I will be making xx dollars a day!
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  2. 04-07-2006 01:47 AM #2
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    Number 1 is def a dangerous one.
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  3. 04-07-2006 04:15 AM #3
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    6. That's the third time this guy's reraised me!!! He must be bluffing, I'm def not folding TPTK here...
    Lukie: "Yo Fnord I was playing omaha earlier"
    Lukie: "I got dealt quads"
    Lukie: "but everyone folded to my raise "
    Lukie: "I was going to pwn everyone"
    Fnord: "Gotta slowplay them big hands man..."
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  4. 04-07-2006 05:28 AM #4
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    Default Re: Famous last words

    Quote Originally Posted by dpe8598
    3. I had a feeling...
    I love this one. Guy calls an all-in to chase his flush, hits and says "I had a feeling". Now add the times this "feeling" will strike him out and I'm always happy to hear someone say this
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  5. 04-07-2006 06:03 AM #5
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    7. My best friend's roommate has won a ton of money and he told me to...
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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  6. 04-07-2006 06:45 AM #6
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    8. "I was pot committed" (after calling pot sized bets on the river).
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  7. 04-07-2006 07:33 AM #7
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    9. I played two hours yesterday, and I suddenly realized how to play this game.
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  8. 04-07-2006 07:41 AM #8
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    No. 5 is the truest and scariest and most soul-destroying

    10. "Heh sorry man, my rockets just too good for y... hey! Runner runner straight? Jesus Christ I can't believe it! Fuckin' rigged man! You fuckin' fish, calling my all-in with JJ, you're a loser, you asshole"
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  9. 04-07-2006 10:44 AM #9
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    11. "Follow me to Heads Up at $$XXX (higher) buy in and I'll show you how to really play poker"

    OK I get it. You come in, talk a big game, lose money to me and expect me to leave this table i am winning on to follow you to a game of your choosing.

    Riiiiight.
    Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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  10. 04-08-2006 03:05 PM #10
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    this guy is so full of shit his eyes are brown.....I call
    It's easy to shoot fish in a barrell............. Just throw in a stick of dynamite!!
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  11. 04-08-2006 04:09 PM #11
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    12. Just another $150, when I reach $2500 I'll stop.

    13. I'll just rebuy and make my buy-in back, then I'll leave.
    Check out my self-deprecation here!
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  12. 04-08-2006 05:33 PM #12
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    "This site always rewards the bad players!"
    after limping AA and minbetting each streets to be sucked out by str8
    pocket Jacks eh?

    CANT WIN WITH 'EM
    CANT WIN AGAINST 'EM
    CANT FOLD 'EM
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  13. 04-08-2006 05:41 PM #13
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    "How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'." - James French before execution by electric chair
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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  14. 04-08-2006 09:22 PM #14
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    14. I saw a guy play the exact same hand on TV this way so...

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  15. 04-12-2006 06:04 AM #15
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    i needed to see it
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  16. 04-12-2006 06:05 AM #16
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    the turn check got me
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  17. 04-12-2006 06:05 AM #17
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    i don't respect your raises
    im good at poker
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  18. 04-12-2006 06:05 AM #18
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    last time you were bluffing damn
    im good at poker
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  19. 04-12-2006 06:06 AM #19
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    you have hit every hand tonight. i think your bluffing this time.
    im good at poker
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  20. 04-12-2006 06:06 AM #20
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    i thought you were trying to bully the table.
    im good at poker
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  21. 04-12-2006 06:07 AM #21
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    i thought you were trying to play big stack poker.
    im good at poker
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  22. 04-12-2006 06:07 AM #22
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  23. 04-12-2006 06:08 AM #23
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    i think im beat but i call. (this is my favorite)
    im good at poker
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  24. 04-12-2006 06:09 AM #24
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    i will have your stack.
    im good at poker
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