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  1. #1

    Default donkey

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
    well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
    the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
    well needed to be covered up anyway;
    it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and
    help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
    to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
    donkey realized what was happening and cried
    horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
    quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
    looked down the well. He was astonished at what
    he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
    back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
    He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
    dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
    off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
    stepped up over the edge of the well and
    happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
    of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
    is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
    of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
    never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    Free your mind from worries - Most never happen

    Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    Give more.

    Expect less


    NOW ............

    Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
    and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
    The gash from the bite got infected and
    the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong, and try to cover
    your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
  2. #2
    You should have raised more on the turn...
  3. #3
    What's his 3bet%?
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  4. #4
    There is an identical thread here

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ey-t84448.html

    SO, before it gets locked...



    DONT POST RESULTS !!


    However,

    Taking on board your reads on the donk. I would just move to another stable. But if you decide to stay , tighten up your range against this smart ass donk and Take notes.

    Hay...Good luck at the stables.
  5. #5
    Backhoe FTW
  6. #6
    no set no bet wtf is wrong with you.
    [21:38] <dranger> WTF HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO BOOT CAMP
    [21:40] <kiwiMark> THERE IS A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITES STATES CALLED BARACK OBAMA AND HE'S NOT VERY WHITE
    [21:40] <kiwiMark> THIS IS NOT A LEVEL.
  7. #7
    c/c flop, lead turn shove river ez game. as for the donkey, why the fuck would you bury him alive? Its called a shotgun hippy! ez game
  8. #8
  9. #9
    wrong thread Micro2MAcro - The word association thread is in the Commune.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  10. #10
    Moral of the story...

    Always raise the donk.
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
  11. #11
    i poop too much
  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    wrong thread Micro2MAcro - The word association thread is in the Commune.
    oops
  13. #13
    i would say the farmer got exactly what he deserved.
  14. #14
    You figured it out well done.

    There is never a need to bury the donkey........you just let them do themselves in.....

    the true art is to let them die slowly so they return

    I believe someone is making a ton of money selling that product

    named Harvey out of Iowa

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