It's hard to tell when the butthurt began, exactly. Maybe a lack of punctuation in Himalayan society makes the transition to a text-based forum community difficult.

Apparently, the OP was getting exactly the answers he asked for, from some of the most helpful posters on this forum.

This is about the time the Himalayan lady showed up (apparently already in need of a nice, cushy chair). The lady said poker isn't fun, and if you're having fun, you're doing it wrong... then called position a skill.

Then, 7 minutes later, instead of editing the prior post to explain why position is in itself a skill, the lady contradicted the notion that poker isn't fun when she told us that it's fun to laugh when she loses. (I assume she's laughing right now.)

Then jyms made a funny. I laughed.

Apparently, in the Himalayas, "fun" means something else entirely. The lady got moderately more butthurt at that moment, I think, and tried to bluff jyms off his line. This was poor timing on her part, 'cause jyms has the nuts.

In a wild move of desperation, the Himalayan lady decided to shove the river. This might have worked on another forum, but jyms saw through her line and knew that the story didn't make sense. EZ call, EZ game.

I wonder if the Himalayan lady will re-buy...