Quote Originally Posted by TightPie
I allow only 1 yellow sticky on my computer monitor and it says'''
Top 10 things to do if i should ever wake up with a vagina?
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if I can finally do the splits
7. See if it is truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross my legs without rearranging
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 20 minutes before losing time
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find my damn G-Spot

FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!