You're catching... slack?

This topic has been covered over and over. The reason this thread has gotten so long is because people are very frustrated when there are so many good answers here and they're just not being accepted. In one ear and out the other.

Read through the thread and if there's something you don't get, ask about that.

If you searched for the answer before posting this thread, you'd see that this is one of the threads that repeats itself monthly.