Congratulations! You were a [participant/winner] in PokerStars
milestone hand # 4990,000,000.

Your account has been credited with $2000 for being dealt into the hand.
Thank you for your patronage of PokerStars as we count down the exciting
hands on our way to hand 5,000,000,000.
Considering I just moved up to 25NL, this did a lot of good to my BR . So I guess I'll be jumping straight to 100NL now (or I might consider playing at least 10k hands at 25 and 50 first ).

On a more serious note, this was the catalyst I needed to justify dedicating this summer to really study and play poker, as opposed to taking my usual summer job.