Honestly man,

I am one arrogant prick IRL and I think my shit doesn't stink. But, if i applied that thought to poker and thought that I would come up with a new creative way to beat 2nl, I would fail. All you need to know to beat 2nl is to listen. Listen to what poeple tell you. Do not go on say that open limping AA is better because when you raise everyone one folds. It happens and it sucks. If you look at most poeple AA wins tons of small and medium pots. In my database of 8k 2nl hands I was dealt AA 41 times. I had winnings of over 1.5 dollars only 3 times. And the majority was me taking the blinds. But you know what? I beat 2nl? And then I beat 5nl. In that time I have never stopped raising AA to be cute. I just worked and accepted that I am not as special as my mother and my 1st grade teacher told me. I can't do anything and be anyone. But I can follow simple directions and not spaz out. That is what made me beat 2nl.

And if you just relax and stop trying to blame the poker gods or the poker forum master conspiring against you will to.

I wish you the best of luck and remember the world doesn't hate you.

P.S. Spoon might hate you, but most other don't.
!luck