Start an "Advanced Beginners" Thread

You have to do homework and learn the material before you are allowed in. Once spoon or someone else decides you are ready to participate in other threads by:

-determining ranges using pokerstove
-understanding odds/outs
-combinations
-etc.

Then you are allowed access to the AB thread where everyone there has proven that they are worthy and when spoon screams at them about a "goddamn range" then he will know that they are capable of determining a range as they have done so in the past. If you are a slacker once you are in the AB thread you get demoted back into the BC.

Selected people from the AB thread are then required to submit articles to be posted in the BC digest. There will always be new posters in the AB thread hence new material to be included in the BC digest after being reviewed by the "smart folks".

This will force people to study if they want to get better.