Thanks for everyone's advice. I pretty much contradicted myself with comtemplating options 2 and 3. If my goal was to never bust my roll, how could I even think about those. I'll admit it, I guess I was trying to get rich quick. But, history will repeat itself.

At this point I'm pretty much convinced that bonus whoring is the best option. Unfortunately, I already whored Party Poker once. Since that's probably everyone's first choice, I'm stuck on where to start. Full tilt has a nice promo going on now. For anyone that's played on the full tilt, do they have 6max tables?

Can you post a summary of your whoring experience?

I'm kinda confused at the whole process. Do you just make a single deposit on one site (probably the one with the best bonus) then cash out every single penny as soon as you clear it. Move on to the next site, and repeat the process.

Thanks again everyone for bringing me back to earth, lol.