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  1. #1

    Default Alert 25NL Regs: If you see this guy SIT AT HIS TABLE.

    He has been re upping all night constantly stacking off! This is hilarious. His name is Luiz_Viana1

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($4.75)
    BB ($5.15)
    UTG ($49.80)
    UTG+1 ($28.65)
    MP1 ($21.65)
    MP2 ($31.70)
    MP3 ($74.65)
    CO ($13.95)
    Hero (Button) ($61)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with J, K
    3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, MP3 bets $0.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.75, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2.60) K, J, 3 (3 players)
    MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 calls $2, 1 fold

    Turn: ($6.60) 2 (2 players)
    MP2 bets $5.50, Hero raises to $15, MP2 raises to $26.50, Hero raises to $38, MP2 calls $2.45 (All-In)

    River: ($64.50) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $64.50 | Rake: $3

    He had A7 off suit...lol

    This just happened the very next hand as I was typing this:

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP1 ($9.20)
    MP2 ($4.80)
    MP3 ($49.45)
    CO ($28.30)
    Button ($21.30)
    SB ($25.45)
    BB ($10)
    UTG ($13.95)
    Hero (UTG+1) ($90.80)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K, K
    1 fold, Hero bets $0.75, 5 folds, SB raises to $5.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $90.80 (All-In), SB calls $20.20 (All-In)

    Flop: ($51.15) 6, 2, K (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($51.15) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($51.15) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $51.15 | Rake: $2.55

    he had AT off lol
  2. #2
    shysti: uno mas
    shysti: luiz
    shysti: rofl
    shysti: omg
    shysti: ROFL
    shysti: SHIP
    shysti: IT
    shysti: HAHA
    Dealer: Luiz_Viana1 has a pair of Aces
    Dealer: shysti has three of a kind, Kings
    Dealer: Game #28969686220: shysti wins pot ($48.60) with three of a kind, Kings
    shysti: HAHAHA
    Dealer: Game #28969707834: eungenio wins pot ($0.60)
    Luiz_Viana1: love me ??????
    shysti: more than you know
    shysti: <3
    Luiz_Viana1: rsrsrsrs ......


  3. #3
    never ever post a sn like that

    what if he googles it, realizes he sucks, and quits
  4. #4
    I doubt he's that smart it's like he's doing it on purpose, every hand we're in together he's just spewing to me.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($4.70)
    Button ($49.10)
    SB ($28.05)
    BB ($20.30)
    UTG ($25.35)
    UTG+1 ($10)
    MP1 ($13.85)
    Hero (MP2) ($113.60)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, Q
    UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, 3 folds, BB checks

    Flop: ($0.85) K, 7, J (3 players)
    BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $1, 1 fold, UTG calls $1

    Turn: ($2.85) Q (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3

    River: ($8.85) 6 (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $8, 1 fold

    Total pot: $8.85 | Rake: $0.40
  5. #5
    What if this guy reads this forum or suddenly finds 5 nits following him round, he'll try to get better or quit, which overall is bad for you.

    Bottom line, now you've found the fish don't tap the glass.
  6. #6
    Thats nothing man, on two different occasions once on FT once on Stars I've found a guy shoving allin every hand pre - EVERY hand pre. As in 100%. It was like a race to see who could get the most $ from him before he ran out.
    On Stars the guy gave out about $80 at 10NL before leaving. Amazing thing was at one point he's up $60, does he start playing smarter? NO! Shove 100%.
    What really made me laugh was on FT it was when I was grinding 2NL to start my roll. Guy finally left the table after about $30 or so. So I searched him incase he sat down at another table - he did... with Paul Wasicka and company, with about $3k in his stack. Guess he just felt like donating to the little guys?

    PS - I don't get the people who will trash talk these guys! How much weed do you have to smoke before you DON'T realize they're losing $ to you and you shouldn't tell them they suck?!?!?!
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  7. #7
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    meh I've seen a guy at NL50 play a 91/0 style and calling with any pair down to the river
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    What really made me laugh was on FT it was when I was grinding 2NL to start my roll. Guy finally left the table after about $30 or so. So I searched him incase he sat down at another table - he did... with Paul Wasicka and company, with about $3k in his stack. Guess he just felt like donating to the little guys?
    Maybe on tilt? Probably took a beat and just decided to blow off steam somewhee where it cost him little as a %age of his stack.
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by HoopyDude
    What if this guy reads this forum or suddenly finds 5 nits following him round, he'll try to get better or quit, which overall is bad for you.

    Bottom line, now you've found the fish don't tap the glass.
    I agree.

    If you find a nice fish keep it to yourself.
  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by shysti
    shysti: uno mas
    shysti: luiz
    shysti: rofl
    shysti: omg
    shysti: ROFL
    shysti: SHIP
    shysti: IT
    shysti: HAHA
    Dealer: Luiz_Viana1 has a pair of Aces
    Dealer: shysti has three of a kind, Kings
    Dealer: Game #28969686220: shysti wins pot ($48.60) with three of a kind, Kings
    shysti: HAHAHA
    Dealer: Game #28969707834: eungenio wins pot ($0.60)
    Luiz_Viana1: love me ??????
    shysti: more than you know
    shysti: <3
    Luiz_Viana1: rsrsrsrs ......


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    This thread is in violation of the only cardinal rule of all of poker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shysti
    shysti: uno mas
    shysti: luiz
    shysti: rofl
    shysti: omg
    shysti: ROFL
    shysti: SHIP
    shysti: IT
    shysti: HAHA
    Dealer: Luiz_Viana1 has a pair of Aces
    Dealer: shysti has three of a kind, Kings
    Dealer: Game #28969686220: shysti wins pot ($48.60) with three of a kind, Kings
    shysti: HAHAHA
    Dealer: Game #28969707834: eungenio wins pot ($0.60)
    Luiz_Viana1: love me ??????
    shysti: more than you know
    shysti: <3
    Luiz_Viana1: rsrsrsrs ......


  13. #13
    what's your screen name so i can own you and your nut camping-ness
  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
    Quote Originally Posted by shysti
    shysti: uno mas
    shysti: luiz
    shysti: rofl
    shysti: omg
    shysti: ROFL
    shysti: SHIP
    shysti: IT
    shysti: HAHA
    Dealer: Luiz_Viana1 has a pair of Aces
    Dealer: shysti has three of a kind, Kings
    Dealer: Game #28969686220: shysti wins pot ($48.60) with three of a kind, Kings
    shysti: HAHAHA
    Dealer: Game #28969707834: eungenio wins pot ($0.60)
    Luiz_Viana1: love me ??????
    shysti: more than you know
    shysti: <3
    Luiz_Viana1: rsrsrsrs ......


    ha ha.

    But seriously just play him, I have a few high stakes players on my buddylist who drop down to bum around now and then, we all have fun and everyone goes home happy. And if he's drunk and happy gambling away why change that - annoyed drunks turn of the pc and watch the game!
  15. #15
    By the way, I made a note to find this player when I jumped up to $25NL and I was able to find him once online, but he was playing with "Play Money" chips ... I guess I was too late
    - Jason

  16. #16
    Fish go busto. Nits tend to hang around.

    I used to keep a list of mulit-tablers that would allow me to isolate with impunity and rape their blinds like a cheap whore. Then put them on my left...

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