So going along with my OP I am trying to post a hand every day or so. Hopefully more will be more interesting than this one which was my biggest loss in last night's session.


Villain was a 78/34/12 who just bet the shit out of any board with any two cards and always had the most retardedly large bet sizing regardless of what he was holding.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($4.19)
CO ($4)
Button ($2.46)
SB ($2.20)
BB ($17.06)
Hero (UTG) ($4.32)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, K
Hero bets $0.10, 1 fold, CO calls $0.10, Button calls $0.10, 1 fold, BB calls $0.08

So what does he do this with on the flop? Obviously any 7,3, or 5. Spade draws (discounted cause of my two spades.), any PP 33-99 imo, tons of other random junk like Ax, and he's definitely capable of holding 64 here. His range is so huge though that I'll rough it in stove and I come out with 51% equity. I'd put his calling range as probably all of the above except no 3x hands and a few less total air hands.

Flop: ($0.41) 7, 3, 5 (4 players)
BB bets $0.42, Hero raises to $1.20, 2 folds, BB calls $0.78

He bets a total wtf amount and I opt to shove since I'm still at around 35-45% equity with my two overs and I am clearly repping a large hand not that he even knows what a large hand is so maybe I should just be flatting here since he is actually offering me pot odds which is pretty lol.

Turn: ($2.81) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $0.54, Hero raises to $3.02 (All-In), BB calls $2.48

River: ($8.85) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $8.85 | Rake: $0.40

Anyway, hand isn't very exciting. I think flatting the turn is better since against this moron I'm probably getting paid even with the FD on the board if I do hit and I am getting the correct odds to just call even with one card to come.