I disagree that betting the turn makes hand 1 a bluff. It's unlikely that one of you hit that card, so why not keep betting? According to his stats he probaly has some kind of pocket pair here.
If you're going to c/c the river I think a bet would be a lot better... I'm assuming you're not trying to induce a bluff here, right? Just bet 1/3 or something. If he raises you, you can fold in peace and you get value out of weaker pairs.
I'd like to have some post-flop stats but I think I b/f the flop in hand 2 against this guy.
If the 3 in 16/3/3 is his steal%, that would be enough for me to fold the flop also. 3% raise from the button when olded to... that's not even retarded. He dreams one day to be retarded. There is 0 chance he'll take this line as a bluff, even if you've been aggressive post-flop.