For god sakes.

Make it 50c pre-flop. Maybe bigger because people like to make stupid calls for small amounts of real money.

Fail that, re-raise pre-flop to $2.5, shove any flop.

Fail that, re-raise the flop to $3, call a shove, shove any turn if he flats.

This is usually something retarded pre-flop. You'll see a small to mediumish pocket pair a lot, but so much other shit that I'm hard pressed to put him on a hand. So I'm just not going to play his hand, I'm just going to play mine really fast and he can give up whenever he wants.