Limit is a better game for some people. No limit is certainly not the place to learn how to play poker. It may be like watching paint dry, but anyone who is remotely concerned with being successful will be watching everything and learning while they are not playing a particular hand.

And saying Fnord could win hands with Uno cards is a bit rediculous. I can also promise he wouldnt have very good luck playing blind either. He's a good player, that's obvious, but lets be careful who we idolize.