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    Default Salsa4ever's Springtime Scheme (The Action Game II)

    I'm back! I've just about 4 days off from poker to clear my mind. (See this: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...r=asc&start=70). As I noted, I'd been playing more in August than any month in my life so far, and was simply getting burnt out.

    Today, I thought it's Spring, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and I have nothing better to do, so why not get back in the swing?

    Whether it's a coincidence or not, the break certainly seemed to work. I've put in a real solid $1673 day. 1050 hands and I made only one significant mistake. I've made back double what I lost in my last few days of August. I've also resolved the Bermuda Triangle of my poker existence... which is "how do I beat Stars ring games"? Well, I've found the neccessary confidence; the players there are actually pretty damn bad. They're a little nittier than Party or Bodog, but actually more exploitable, and that suits me just fine.

    HANDS:

    The following two hands are instructive, for both my play (which is strong), and my opponent's (which is a lesson on how *not* to play). Remember I'm playing PLO8


    ******* Hand 1 ********

    Poker Stars
    Pot Limit Omaha8 Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    6 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $616.95
    UTG+1: $166
    HERO: $675.50
    Button: $364.55
    SB: $496
    BB: $264.25

    Pre-flop: (6 players) HERO is CO with 2 J 4 A
    2 folds, HERO raises to $12, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

    A24 with an suited. A very strong hand, and I'm glad to build the pot to $40 pre flop.

    Flop: 7 2 9 ($40, 3 players)
    SB bets $12, HERO raises to $74, Button calls, SB folds.

    SB was a bit of a donk. He seemed to make these small blocking type bets with drawing hands or as a hopeful attempt to steal a pot that nobody wants. Well, I'm not having any of that. Here, I like a promotional raise. There's a lot of stuff that have equity against me that might fold. I'd like to either take it down or get it heads up. If I fold out a top pair or two pair, my pair of 2s might win high, and naturally I wouldn't mind pushing out A3. If button folds and SB calls I'm likely to get a free turn card. I think a raise is mandatory, but I wouldn't neccessarily disagree with a slightly smaller one, say to $50 would also be good.

    Turn: 3 ($200, 2 players)
    HERO bets $197, Button calls.

    A good card. I represented some kind of A3 holding so let's get it in.

    River: 8 ($594, 2 players)
    HERO is all-in $392.5, Button calls all-in $81.55.
    Uncalled bets: $310.95 returned to HERO.

    Nuts both ways. This is a no-brainer.

    Results:
    Final pot: $757.1

    Villain shows 5d Ac 8c 3h for a counterfeited NLD with no counterfeit protection. This is why chasing low with no counter, especially with no CFP. On the flop, he should have folded, and definitely on the turn. He should have realized he was calling to get half back at best and was probably getting freerolled by either a straight draw or flush draw or both.

    ******* Hand 2 ********

    Poker Stars
    Pot Limit Omaha8 Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    5 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $517.60
    CO: $344.20
    Button: $400
    HERO: $458.80
    CO: $675.5
    BB: $687.30

    Pre-flop: (5 players) HERO is SB with 3 T 5 A
    UTG folds, CO calls, Button raises to $18, HERO calls, BB folds, CO calls.

    A marginal call here. But A35T with ace suited can call a raise in most circumstances. With an unsuited Ace I'd fold.

    Flop: 8 4 T ($58, 3 players)
    HERO checks, CO checks, Button checks.

    I have top pair and 2nd nut low draw. I'm prepared to play back if the PFR makes a continuation bet, but he doesn't, and I'm quite happy to see a free turn.

    Turn: T ($58, 3 players)
    HERO checks, CO bets $56, Button folds, HERO raises to $224, CO calls.

    I think an A2 would probably bet here. In particular button might take a stab if it's checked to him. I don't often check good hands, and I thought this was a good time to do it just for balance. When CO bets pot, I decide my trips + 2NLD + flush draw is good enough to play for stacks.

    River: 8 ($506, 2 players)
    HERO is all-in $216.8, CO calls all-in $102.2.
    Uncalled bets: $114.6 returned to HERO.

    If I check and villain has a hand that beats me he will certainly bet and I have to call. So there's no point giving him the option to check behind, and I just put it in.

    Results:
    Final pot: $710.4

    Villain has a rainbow TJQK and should definitely have folded to the turn raise. With trips and no ace kicker on a board with 2 suited and 2 lows, he is just not going to scoop very often with that hand.

    AFTERMATH:

    I'd have to say I ran fairly well today. I won two pots where I had 58% and 60% equity. I'm never going to get a lot of suckouts, because I just don't give myself the chance, so as long as I'm winning my share when I'm the favourite, I should always do well. I didn't have it all my way though... got 1-outed (flop all in) but my hand was so good I still got half.

    Spring profit: $16xx
    Hands: 10xx
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  2. #2
    (WARNING: RANT BELOW)

    ******* Hand 1 ********

    Poker Stars
    Pot Limit Omaha8 Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    6 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $383.45
    UTG+1: $120.65
    HERO: $462.10
    Button: $97.20
    SB: $588.45
    BB: $93.35

    Pre-flop: (6 players) HERO is CO with A 7 8 3
    UTG raises to $8, UTG+1 calls, HERO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

    Flop: 6 J 5 ($42, 5 players)
    BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, HERO bets $30, Button raises all-in $89.2, 3 folds, HERO calls.

    Turn: Q ($220.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $220.4)


    River: 5 ($220.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $220.4)


    Results:
    Final pot: $220.4

    http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3029205
    pokenum -o8 as 7s 8s 3h - tc kc ah jd -- 6h jc 5c
    Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 820 enumerated boards containing Jc 5c 6h
    cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
    As 8s 7s 3h 177 177 643 0 589 0 0 0.493
    Kc Tc Jd Ah 189 643 177 0 0 0 0 0.507

    Now in the chat, this absolute fruitcake, who has bumped heads with me before, and plays like an absolute retard. He hates my guts, and I hate his. Last time I had the pleasure of watching him donk off his stack after his sucked out on me. (BTW he started this shit... I don't even use the chat function)

    So he goes...
    pato1983 said, "tilt"
    pato1983 said, "?"
    pato1983 said, "???"

    UMMM... WHAT THE FUCK I'M GETTING 50% EQUITY IN A POT WITH SIGNIFICANT DEAD MONEY AGAINST A SHORTSTACK. I FUCKING PLAYED THAT HAND OPTIMALLY...

    The very next hand...

    ******* Hand 2 ********

    Poker Stars
    Pot Limit Omaha8 Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    6 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $112.65
    HERO: $364.90
    CO: $217.40
    Button: $586.45
    SB: $85.35
    BB: $375.45

    Pre-flop: (6 players) HERO is UTG+1 with 6 2 A 5
    UTG calls, HERO raises to $12, 4 folds, UTG calls.

    Flop: T 4 3 ($30, 2 players)
    UTG checks, HERO bets $20, UTG calls.

    Turn: J ($70, 2 players)
    UTG bets $67, HERO raises to $134, UTG calls all-in $13.65.
    Uncalled bets: $53.35 returned to HERO.

    River: 3 ($231.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $231.3)


    Results:
    Final pot: $231.3

    pato1983 said, "hahaha"
    pato1983 said, "knew it"

    http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3029208
    pokenum -o8 qc td ks as - 6s 2h ad 5h -- ts 4c 3h jh
    Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 40 enumerated boards containing Ts 4c Jh 3h
    cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
    As Ks Qc Td 16 20 20 0 0 0 0 0.450
    6s Ad 5h 2h 20 20 20 0 19 0 0 0.550

    I'm thinking WHAT THE FUCK... I WAS A FUCKING FAVOURITE ON THE FLOP, AND STILL A FAVOURITE ON THE TURN. YOU SUCKED OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

    And look at what he's willing to play for stacks with? 1 pair that isn't even top fucking pair and no low on a board with 2 lows and a flush draw.

    Fuck my blood pressure has just gone through the roof. I want to break him into two. Now I was contemplating (for 2 seconds) to argue with him and tell him what a retard he is and that I was fucking favourite. But what good would it do. I'm still telling myself "don't educate the fish, don't educate the fish, don't educate the fish". BTW I left immediately after this hand and now I'm going to have dinner.

    I just have to vent a little bit. I'm turning off his chat if I ever see him again, and just focusing on beating him.

    At least it only cost me half a stack, and I have the small satisfaction of knowing I was getting +EV on both my hands.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  3. #3
    so in order to send you on tilt all we have to do is say you play bad when you get sucked out on? seems easy enough!

    btw springtime? it's almost fall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    btw springtime? it's almost fall!
    not everywhere young grasshopper
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    btw springtime? it's almost fall!
    not everywhere young grasshopper
    Indeed... there is such a thing as a Southern Hemisphere LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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  8. #8
    Why is it that losing money to an obvious fish going all in with 247K against my AA57 pre flop sucks ten times worse than losing the same amount of money in a coinflip or just being outplayed?

    Ego?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  9. #9
    FREEROLL FRENZY!!!

    Freeroll defined: a situation where if the hand was concluded immediately, the result would be a split, but the subsequent cards can improve your hand to scoop, but cannot improve him to scoop (or you're much more likely to scoop him than vice versa).

    HAND 1:

    This hand shows the most common freerolling situation: a low and some draw to a 5 card hand against an opponent with no low at all. I'm guaranteed my low, but I have outs to make a straight to scoop him

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    9 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $711.65
    UTG+1: $447.75
    MP1: $552.30
    MP2: $381
    MP3: $214.75
    HERO: $847.55
    Button: $389.50
    SB: $365.50
    BB: $222.80

    Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is CO with 2 A 6 5
    UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP3 calls, HERO raises to $12, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls.

    Flop: 8 4 5 ($74, 6 players)
    BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $74, MP3 folds, HERO raises to $296, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

    Turn: J ($666, 2 players)
    UTG+1 is all-in $139.75, HERO calls.

    River: 9 ($945.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $945.5)

    Results:
    Final pot: $945.5

    http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3036286
    pokenum -o8 qc 5d 5h 2c - 2d ac 6c 5s -- 8s 4d 5c js
    Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 40 enumerated boards containing Js 8s 5c 4d
    cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
    Qc 2c 5d 5h 0 32 8 0 0 14 0 0.400
    5s Ac 6c 2d 8 8 32 0 40 0 0 0.600

    I have 8 cards to scoop, and he can never scoop.


    HAND 2:

    This time I have the unbeatable high hand, and I have 4 outs to scoop his nut low with no counterfeit protection

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    9 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $605.25
    HERO: $1564.20
    MP1: $631.05
    MP2: $503.55
    MP3: $100000
    CO: $399.30
    Button: $468.30
    SB: $532
    BB: $82.25

    Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is UTG+1 with K 5 A 3
    UTG folds, HERO raises to $8, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

    Flop: 4 6 7 ($48, 7 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, HERO bets $35, MP1 calls.

    Turn: T ($118, 3 players)
    HERO bets $100, MP1 calls.

    River: 8 ($318, 3 players)
    HERO checks, MP1 bets $318, HERO calls.

    Results:
    Final pot: $954
    HERO showed Ks 5d Ac 3s
    MP1 showed 2d 2h Ad 7h

    http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3036304
    pokenum -o8 2d 2h ad 7h - ks 5d ac 3s -- 4d 6c 7s ts
    Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 40 enumerated boards containing Ts 7s 6c 4d
    cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
    Ad 2d 7h 2h 0 0 40 0 36 4 0 0.450
    Ks 3s Ac 5d 4 40 0 0 4 36 0 0.550

    I have 4 cards to scoop and he has zero.


    HAND 3:

    The final situation is of course the invulnerable low hand + a flush draw against a made hand (in this case the straight). This hand illustrates perfectly why low + suited ace is so valuable, and middle wraps are death. And isn't it sweet when a freeroll actually hits!

    Full Tilt Poker
    No Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $1/$2
    8 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    HERO: $557.50
    UTG+1: $154.40
    MP1: $172.05
    MP2: $68.30
    CO: $108.40
    Button: $137.70
    SB: $245.35
    BB: $78

    Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is UTG with 2 A K 5
    HERO raises to $4, 4 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

    Flop: 7 J 6 ($16, 4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, HERO checks, Button checks.

    Turn: 8 ($16, 4 players)
    SB bets $10, BB calls, HERO raises to $40, Button folds, SB raises all-in $201.35, BB folds, HERO calls.

    River: Q ($106, 2 players)

    Results:
    Final pot: $508.7

    SB showed 3c 8h 9h Th
    HERO showed 2d Ad Kd 5c
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  10. #10
    Today I made over $2,100 excluding rakeback. Excellent day. I ran well in most of my big pots. Did suffer a beat against a total fish (that always gets on my nerve), but I can't complain.

    I'm now +$4750 since the start of the operation (about a week ago), net of any rakeback & bonuses. Naturally I'm thrilled with this, having stumbled around for bit near the end of last month that caused the temporary suspension of my operation.

    I've made two improvements in my game.

    One, I realized that the essence of PLO8 is in the handling of medium sized pots. The big pots tend to just play themselves, and you can't really control whether you get heatered or coolered. If you win the battle of the medium size pots, then when you run cold your losses are cushioned, and when you run hot, you run *really* hot.

    But of course it's always nice when a donk just throw money at you like this (I don't know what he's thinking... I've just been playing my usual smallball style)

    HAND 1:

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    8 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $384
    UTG+1: $106
    MP1: $155.60
    MP2: $337.50
    HERO: $676.85
    Button: $26.15
    SB: $1201.30
    BB: $506.95

    Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is CO with 6 9 A 2
    UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, HERO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

    Flop: 9 Q 9 ($28, 7 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets $14, MP2 folds, HERO calls, 4 folds.

    Turn: A ($56, 2 players)
    MP1 bets $56, HERO calls.

    River: 3 ($168, 2 players)
    MP1 bets $76, HERO raises to $152, MP1 calls all-in $5.6.
    Uncalled bets: $70.4 returned to HERO.

    Results:
    Final pot: $331.2
    HERO showed 6s 9d Ad 2c
    MP1 mucks 4s Kh Js Jd

    The 2nd adjustment I've made is I've finally got my river value betting about right. I made a lot from river value bets with marginal holdings that I would used to have just checked down.

    HAND 2:

    Here's the only hand that I have any real difficulty figuring out the optimal line:

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    9 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $393.10
    UTG+1: $263.40
    MP1: $367.15
    MP2: $423.30
    HERO: $574.30
    CO: $186.60
    Button: $400
    SB: $736.50
    BB: $239.40

    Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is MP3 with T T A 2
    3 folds, MP2 calls, HERO raises to $12, 4 folds, MP2 calls.

    Suited Ace and a nice pair to go with an A2? Of course I raise.

    Flop: 8 3 K ($30, 2 players)
    MP2 bets $30, HERO calls.

    Deep stacks with a nut low draw, a backdoor flush draw and a pair of tens that might improve (and at least gives me 2 outs), I think a call for $30 is justified. Besides, folding is too weak and will give me a bad image.

    Turn: 6 ($90, 2 players)
    MP2 checks, HERO bets $90, MP2 calls.

    River: 4 ($270, 2 players)
    MP2 checks, HERO bets $270, MP2 calls.

    HERE'S THE CRUCIAL STREET. IS NUT LOW + A PAIR OF TENS GOOD ENOUGH TO BET?

    I'm convinced that if a bet is correct, then the only correct bet size is pot size because the only hand that I realistically beat is A2 with a worse high, and that hand would call the maximum. Betting the maximum may also bluff out a dry pair of kings. If he's real chickenshit he might fold 2 pair fearing a straight, but if he has any hand reading ability he would know this is a small, though not entirely non-existent possibility.

    If I were in my opponent's position, I think having checked the turn and river he's clearly trying to showdown cheap, so I decide to make the play that he probably least wants to see.

    Thoughts?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  11. #11
    I had a good short session last night, then I played for about 3 hours this morning. I played pretty mediocre, my cards were mediocre, but I limited the damage to $100.

    Which means that my net winnings since 31/8 (september in my country, but stupid american time zones put me out) is a healthy $5150. All my hands were pretty standard, so I'll share something else.

    Couple of days ago I felt a bit nostalgic so I sent emails to my friends overseas. One girl in particular I'm particularly fond of... last September (wow it's a whole year now) we really hit off but she was going to the other side of the world for an indefinite time. So our love story was cut short after two weeks and we were still wildly infatuated with each other, but she quite sensibly decided we were better off just keeping the good memories rather than trying to pursue a doomed distance relationship (we're both too bohemian to make it work).

    So today she sent me an email. Very short, just says she misses me but she's enjoying herself and having the time of her life. And she sent me a song (she sings and plays guitar) she recorded. It's actually an esoteric country-style ballad called "once in a very blue moon". She's got a beautiful voice and I was very moved. I'll share with you the lyrics, while I daydream of her a little:


    I found your letter in my mailbox today
    You were just checkin' if I was okay
    And if I miss you, well, you know what they say ...
    just once ... in a very blue moon
    and I feel one comin' on soon

    No need to tell me, you'd like to be friends
    and help me get back on my feet again
    If I miss you at all ... it's just now and then
    just once ... in a very blue moon
    and I feel one comin' on soon

    There's a blue moon shinin'
    when I am reminded of all we've been through
    Such a blue moon ... shinin'
    Does it ever shine down on you?

    You act as if it never hurt you at all
    Like I'm the only one who's gettin' up from a fall
    Don't you remember?
    Can't you recall?
    just once ... in a very blue moon
    just once in a very blue moon...
    (repeat)
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  12. #12
    I like the lyrics.

    Salsa pics of girl please?
    Check out the new blog!!!
  13. #13
    I don't really want to post pictures of people on the web without their consent. She's a pretty private person and I don't think she does any myspace/blogging/etc... So for loyal fans of my blog, I will post just a little one. (Actually I *do* post pictures of some of my friends, but I don't really care about their feelings as much LOL).

    Tonight I played really shit and was lucky to finish up $300 for the night session. I'm going to play better tomorrow.

    http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pic1cb7.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  14. #14
    Well, my heater couldn't last forever.

    Today was the opposite of yesterday when I played like shit and made a few hundred. Today I played world class, and ended up losing a few hundred. Poker is funny isn't it? All you can do is keep playing your best and let the results take care of themselves.

    Just got really unlucky. Taking all the pots over 200 where we were all in before the river, I ran -1800 compared to expectation. It doesn't mean anything of course, and I know that: I just wanted to confirm my gut feeling that I was very unlucky rather than just blaming variance 'cos it's easy to do.

    My results on the various sites to the nearest 50:
    Party = -900
    Stars = +3050
    FTP = +2500
    Bodog = +400
    Random HORSE & Tourneys = +50

    So that's +5100 for the first 8 days since restarting. Plus whatever I've made in rakeback/bonuses. Can't complain. I think I've been doom switched @ Party or something. Oh well, I'll boycott them for a while.

    Tomorrow I'm scheduling a rest day. I promised to take at least Saturdays off poker to avoid burnout, and I'm going to follow through.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  15. #15
    My last few days has been a solid grind. I took Saturday off, and played since Sunday for 4 days.

    I've been playing good, and running average. September results:
    Stars: +$5900
    FTP: +$2100
    Party: -$1100
    Bodog: +$800
    Total: +$7700 over 12 days.

    I've been getting back pain today. I think my ergonomics needs improvement. I'm also engaging in some day-trading in CFDs since Monday, and I've had some success first up. Watch this space, and I'll update my results at the end of the week.

    Here's one of my more interesting hands. I think I misplayed it. I think my best play would have been to either minimum raise on the flop or just flat call and bet if he checks the turn (or raise of course).

    Poker Stars
    Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    7 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $383.40
    UTG+1: $520.50
    MP1: $1090.90
    CO: $240
    HERO: $937.75
    SB: $30.45
    BB: $515.55

    Pre-flop: (7 players) HERO is Button with K J K A
    3 folds, CO raises to $12, HERO calls, SB calls, BB calls.

    Flop: K 3 J ($48, 4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, CO bets $20, HERO raises to $70, 2 folds, CO calls.

    Turn: 2 ($188, 2 players)
    CO checks, HERO bets $160, CO calls all-in $158.
    Uncalled bets: $2 returned to HERO.

    River: 3 ($504, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $504)


    Results:
    Final pot: $504
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  16. #16
    It's really very difficult to put me on tilt. I'm just not prone to tilting. The only way it can be done is by playing like an absolute, unadulterated moronic piece of shit fish, and then sucking out. Take a look at this gem. Villain is an absolute retard... what the fuck 689J unsuited?

    Note: I had 55% equity on the flop.

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    9 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $493.80
    UTG+1: $393
    MP1: $414.30
    MP2: $396
    MP3: $588.75
    CO: $414.25
    Button: $1053
    SB: $1283.20
    HERO: $625.20

    Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is BB with A A 2 4
    UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $22, CO calls, 2 folds, HERO raises to $98, 2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls.

    Flop: 5 8 9 ($304, 3 players)
    HERO bets $304, MP3 folds, CO raises all-in $316.25, HERO calls.

    Turn: 8 ($936.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $936.5)


    River: K ($936.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $936.5)


    Results:
    Final pot: $936.5
    HERO showed Ad Ac 2d 4h
    CO showed 8d 6s Jc 9h

    That obliterated the hard grind in the morning (I just wasn't getting any cards but my superior skill was keeping me afloat). I proceeded to go on tilt (and lost a big pot as a small favourite when my set of aces all in on the turn lost to a low draw + flush draw hit the rivered flush). But my session was partially saved when for whatever reason, villain decides I have no hand here.

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $2/$4
    8 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $340.90
    UTG+1: $351
    MP1: $610.50
    MP2: $1573.50
    HERO: $331.45
    Button: $898.90
    SB: $398
    BB: $713.30

    Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is CO with Q 4 Q 2
    2 folds, MP1 raises to $14, MP2 folds, HERO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

    Flop: T 5 Q ($46, 3 players)
    SB checks, MP1 checks, HERO bets $30, SB folds, MP1 calls.

    Turn: 5 ($106, 2 players)
    MP1 checks, HERO bets $70, MP1 raises to $316, HERO calls all-in $217.45.
    Uncalled bets: $28.55 returned to MP1.

    River: J ($680.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $680.9)

    Results:
    Final pot: $680.9
    HERO showed Qh 4d Qd 2c
    MP1 showed 7h As Ah Td

    After dinner, I played tight in a 6-max game and basically won 2 big pots with big hands and made an occasional move here and there against opponents that actually gave me some respect. All in all, an eventful and ultimately successful day puts my operation stats at:

    Stars: +$5700
    FTP: +$3200
    Party: -$1100
    Bodog: +$600
    For a healthy profit of $8400, net of any bonuses/rakeback

    I may give party a roll in the next few days because I have a pending bonus there. I need to stay focused, not get ahead of myself, and keep doing what I've been doing.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  17. #17
    god fucking damn it.

    Cold cards, tilt, and getting sucked out. Happens to the best of us. I'm pretty resilient to this shit but the sequence of the most ridiculous crap imaginable finally got to me, and I cracked.

    And I am sick. I can't breathe. I have a pollen allergy and my life sucks.

    I have an exam to do on Thursday. I have a few thousand words to write by the end of the month, but I don't want to do shit. I need to get smashed or high or something, but I can't even do that because in my current health condition I am just going to die.

    Shit, I just tallied up my results and it isn't even as bad as I thought. I am still up $7,400 for the month and down only $1000 from my last post. I must be playing pretty well up to this point because all I can recall is the endless string of ridiculous shit that keeps happening.

    I don't know what I'm going to do for now. I'm sick and I can't really go anywhere or do anything. I wouldn't mind to just jump on a plane and get away from all this shit, but I have these fucking exams to do. I need to find something that will make me happy. As I said, I'm so sick I can't do the outdoor activities, or dance, or get smashed, or high, or even call my FWBs to sleep over because I'm fucking contagious. And I can't play poker because in this state of mind I'm just going to get killed.

    I'm just depressed.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  18. #18
    hookers and blow yo!
  19. #19
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  20. #20
    So I took a few days off from poker, had some fun dancing and went to a wedding and did an assignment.

    Sat down, and in my first significant hand... (read on villain is loose and shit)

    Full Tilt Poker
    Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
    Blinds: $1/$2
    8 players
    Converter

    Stack sizes:
    UTG: $676.15
    HERO: $248.40
    MP1: $371.90
    MP2: $198
    CO: $502.10
    Button: $227
    SB: $421
    BB: $220.15

    Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is UTG+1 with 3 A 5 5
    UTG raises to $7, HERO calls, 2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, 2 folds.

    Flop: 9 T 5 ($31, 4 players)
    UTG checks, HERO bets $25, CO calls, Button folds, UTG calls.

    Turn: 4 ($106, 3 players)
    UTG checks, HERO bets $106, CO folds, UTG raises to $424, HERO calls all-in $110.4.
    Uncalled bets: $207.6 returned to UTG.

    UTG showed Ad 4h Ah 3d
    HERO showed 3s As 5d 5h

    River: A ($538.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $538.8)


    Results:
    Final pot: $538.8

    What can I do other than LOL?

    Seriously, like I'm not playing badly at all, but I can't evne put one winning session together. Most of the time I can't get past 15 minutes without something absurd happening.

    I can't help but thinking, in the wake of AP, is it RIGGED?

    I'll flip a coin tomorrow and decide if I will play

    on the upside I seem to have got this allergy under control
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  21. #21
    dude, you might dig this band I play with often..

    http://www.avancemusic.com/Home.htm
    Beer is living proof that God loves and wants us to be happy- Benjamin Franklin
  22. #22
    god fucking damn it. outplayed by davebreal

    I'm a man and I admit my mistakes but I am just totally not reading his play at the moment. He's playing fundamentally unsound, but if I don't adjust then I'm the fish, not he.

    Anyway, I sucked out in the end otherwise it would have been much worse. I mean, I'm not the world's best player, but this is really hurting. Take a nap, refresh and try again tonight.

    On the +side, I'm up $15,000+ since September 1, which is good.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?

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