Ultimate Werewolf

Its not luco gator.

Its Luco Baudib. LDFO

DUCY

no ainec! cuz I am not a wolf.

no one has yet to present any evidence on why I'm a wolf, or what I've done that's wolfy.

You weigh the same as a duck, and we can build a bridge out of you, so therefore you're a wolf.

Gather round everyone. Im gonna tell you all a story of Baudib the Wolf.

Once upon a time, there was a wolf. His name was Baudib.

And he lived happily ever after. Until the village hanged him.

The end.

God JK this is gonna be my first villager win. If we blow this somehow you will be part of the two worst choke jobs in history.

YOU ARE VOTING FOR A VILLAGER

YOU ARE VOTING FOR A VILLAGER

YOU ARE VOTING FOR A VILLAGER

Think about it rationally and you'll figure out how I can't be the wolf. Look at Luco's reaction when he was like "oh yeah sure go ahead and lynch me" and now he's panicking because his Hail Mary shot is dead.

It's Luco and Baud.

lynch baud

:::

great you guys, just great. you can't blame me if you blow this somehow.

rescind baud

i need more time on this

and after you're done with me, make sure you finish off Wuf and JKDS too, so the people responsible for the only wolf lynching this game get punished for that unconscionable act.

Wuf, now you're making me paranoid. You should have the best information distribution of any of the 4 non-peeked players.

lynch baud

Wuf, you have to be the villager of the three. You MUST help me lynch Luco and Gator, if you're the villager it has to be obvious.

Wuf jumping on Baud looks very convenient. If he turns out to be a villager we need to look very hard at him.

lynch baudib

not for nuttin, but my wagon is shady as all get out. how about you let Aubrey pick the lynch?

rescind baudib

I am ok with that. Aubrey?

Originally Posted by Luco

Drew you need to out, it's over

It's not over.

lynch luco

Originally Posted by baudib

not for nuttin, but my wagon is shady as all get out.

JKDS and I are on it. JKDS is confirmed not-wolf by seer and was the initial driver of a wolf's lynch. I was super integral in Keith dying (in ways you were not), and you have called me villager many times today. I'm not sure what you think is shady about that

You are a wolf. You have bounced around a ton today, doing exactly what monstr said you do as a wolf in post 67

Originally Posted by monstrman

During a game where I was a villager and he was a wolf, I noted that he was pretty much tunneling me all game with no inclination of changing his read in any direction. The highest I ever got was null to him, despite that I kept engaging him and telling him to elaborate/change his read of me. The biggest notable thing here was that he seemed content to keep me in his wolf leans but not actually pressure me or convince anyone else to lynch me whatsoever.

This brings me to his villager game where I was a villager and so was he

He was reading another player that was in the game as a wolf and no matter what anyone said every post was met with "You are a wolf and you should get lynched" or "this is wolfy pls die." He tried as hard as he could to convince every player in the game that the person he was reading as a wolf was actually a wolf because that is how much he believed it.

Today you have done everything from say how there is no way I can be a wolf and that you think I'm the priest to where the only thing that makes sense is I'm a wolf. Here are the four best examples of your contradictions

1858:

Originally Posted by baudib

Wuf is 0% vanillager here so his claim (and possible CC) could clear things up a lot though.

1907:

Originally Posted by baudib

I'm pretty sure it's Wuf and Gator actually.

1914:

Originally Posted by baudib

Think Wuf wanted the day over quickly to get a mulligan on his botched seer hunt, only thing that makes sense.

1962:

Originally Posted by baudib

Wuf, you have to be the villager of the three. You MUST help me lynch Luco and Gator, if you're the villager it has to be obvious.

The first quote shows you are calling me the priest. The next two show that you are calling me a wolf (while you're still bolded on Luco). The fourth shows that you firmly believe I am not a wolf

Wuf, how was I not integral in the Keith lynch. It was 2-2 when I switched from you to him. How am I possibly a wolf in that spot.

other villagers: guaranteed 2 wolves + cursed on my wagon now. Consider that.

Originally Posted by baudib

oh frak off. the rest of you losers were easily eliminated as seer candidates, it was almost literally a coinflip between BigRed and Aubrey until I found something that made it less likely Aubrey was seer.

I mean...oops...theoretically if I were a wolf.

He posted above
And says hes a villager
Hes pulling our leg?

JKDS how can you possibly believe I would post that as a wolf. It was a reaction test/joke. If you honestly believe any of that then just LOL.

if I were a wolf id hope I would have better rational for lynching BR than that.

Thats like saying Aubrey is a wolf because she said "Wuf meet me in wolfchat, code red."

Originally Posted by baudib

Wuf, how was I not integral in the Keith lynch. It was 2-2 when I switched from you to him. How am I possibly a wolf in that spot.

other villagers: guaranteed 2 wolves + cursed on my wagon now. Consider that.

Since there are 3 on your wagon, one confirmed not-wolf, you just said that you think me and Gator are wolves and JKDS is cursed. All the while your bold is on Luco

If you're magically not a wolf, you forced our hand with this behavior

A joke says Baudib
But a haiku, it was not.
Short drop, sudden stop.

to be more specific, gator did just debold, but regardless, your words are what i just pointed out

Rong or Bid could theoretically be cursed but I doubt it.

of the three of you non-peeked, luco has nothing to clear him. Combinatorically, Luco has to be a wolf the most often.

Still not a haiku
More evidence of wolfin.
Wine in front of me.

Wuf, look at who is trying to solve the game here and who is not. We can still win if you lunch me but why even leave the door cracked open.

So you are too good for haiku?
Well, we can get by this snafu.
Perhaps with a limerick,
You'll get on the gimmick,
And post with a bit more value.

Originally Posted by baudib

OK let's say you are a villager and get lynched.

It's 4-2-1. After nom it's 3-2-1.

If the Cursed self-lynches it's 3-2-0. How is that a wolf win?

Ok then I'll rephrase - if you lynch me first we are at the mercy of the priest.

baudip just in case I forgot to do that.

Originally Posted by JKDS

Its not luco gator.

Its Luco Baudib. LDFO

DUCY

JKDS you were stubborn on keybored, you were stubborn on daven. How many stacks you gotta lose before you start to adjust?

Originally Posted by baudib

no ainec! cuz I am not a wolf.

no one has yet to present any evidence on why I'm a wolf, or what I've done that's wolfy.

You are a wolf because it's not me or wuf. But hey, challenge accepted

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

It's not over.

lynch luco

This was expected.

Originally Posted by rong

baudip just in case I forgot to do that.

Is that -1 for baud?

No gator rescinded. WHAT A SURPRISE

Guys it's quite simple.

From where you're all sitting it's between Luco / Baudib / Gator, which only has three possible combinations. All you have to do is show that one of the three pairs is unlikely and you've got yourself a guaranteed wolf for today i.e. if I can prove gator and I aren't wolves together, baud has to be a wolf with one of us.

JKDS / Wuf - Now I don't mind leaving some illusion over my wolf game out there, baud and dhuber both seem to think I'd make a good wolf but you and wuf know the truth, you know I'm more of a rilla than a gator. JKDS - how many posts did I make on the last day when we were wolfies together? ONE. One post all day. I can't wolf and you know it.

Look at today - Gator and baud had no problem voting for me, but as soon as gator voted baud he rescinded. Think about that.

Baudib said this about me:

Originally Posted by baudib

Can you explain your thoughts on Luco? He seems by far the most tone-pure player in the game.

Gator said this about me:

Originally Posted by GatorJH

OK Luco, your last flurry of posts have my mindset wracked as they scream villager. I guess I do need to keep reading prior pages.

Does a wolf read 'tone pure' to another wolf? Does a wolf 'Scream villager' to another wolf? NO!

lynch Baudib

rescind

lynch gator



I think if I was a wolf and gator wasn't on my team, I'd nom him in hopes of snagging the cursed villager. This doesn't explain the bigred nom but the logic is there.

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

rescind

lynch gator



I think if I was a wolf and gator wasn't on my team, I'd nom him in hopes of snagging the cursed villager. This doesn't explain the bigred nom but the logic is there.

Wolves would have been seer hunting first before cursed. Seer is a threat, cursed is not.

Originally Posted by baudib

I'm looking and I can't find anything remotely clearing for Luco. Luco is not mentioned by seer candidates the wolves killed in anything remotely resembling a crumb; Gabe had him in his lynch order. Even Gator has possible lolspew by Keith. Wuf and I lynched Keith in what turned out to be a close vote, and we were both around that day IIRC.

Gabe was all over monstr yet you failed to mention it. Keith's bushy tail doesn't say anything for gator's role and you know it - he's not exactly going to say 'finally a wolf' there is he?

Yes you stayed on keith, but near the deadline you asked if anyone wanted an extension and I said no, did you forget that?

Luco how is asking for an extension proof of anything. The quietness of the day was statin to bother me and you agree.

I made a crucial vote on Keith and you hopped on at 5-1 and hopped off to make BID a viable wagon -- that's the definition of wolfy. How can you possibly put the Keith vote up in your favor?

every single person has something vaguely mechanically clearing and you do not.

its you and gator almost all the time, and you and Wuf or Gator/wolf some non-zero % of the time.

the fact that you've lock-cleared Wuf prob pushes his wolf equity somewhat higher.

You know what's hilarious, imagine this scenario you guys are suggesting. Keith, who has no regard for my game at all, is sitting in wolfchat saying "Hey Baud, lynch me instead of Wuf and carry me to victory!"

ok so if I get lynched here, remember that the Cursed villager could be anyone who's not Aubrey or the Priest.

Luco suggesting that BID is Cursed is highly troubling, because BID is probably the least likely to be Cursed. DUCY?

Luco/Gator:
If one of you is the villager, you have your work cut out for you. I've defended both of you at various times, so lolme, but I'm confident that the times one of you is a villager, you will pull it out. glglgl

Vote Count 5.2

baudib - 4 (JKDS, wuf, rong, Luco)
Gator - 1 (BID)
Luco - 1 (baudib)

No vote - (aubrey, Gator)

5 votes to lynch!

lynch Gator

Luco's defense seems weaker to me that Baudib's and there is no guarantee that aubrey will show up.

lynch luco

lynch baudib

it's my bday make it happen!

Aubreychu uses hammer!

Its super effective!

you dumbasses. how am I ever a wolf here?

glglgl don't blow it.

I hope Wuf writes a poem about how bad I played and was an honorary Wuf. FFS.

I WAS LOCK CLEAR.

so tilting.

Baud if it wasnt for the seer you guys would have won this one, so dont feel too bad

YOU LYNCHED A VILLAGER

GLGLGL

Day is over.

Writing up now.

Throughout this nightmare one man had lead the village in the hunt for wolves. He had driven people crazy with intense questioning and outrageous accusations. He'd run numbers, checked the figures and tried to optimize their wolf hunting abilities.

But he had not actually found any wolves. A cardinal sin.

In a fit of rage the remaining villagers chase him up onto the roof.

As baudib tries to get his balance a gust of wind blows him off the edge of the roof. In midair he transforms screaming "MY GIRLFRIEND IS STILL HOTTER THAN YOURS DREW", right before going through the greenhouse roof!

"Appalling but true" says drew.

"Called it" cackles aubrey.

wuf gibbers quietly to himself.

Nobody is sane in this house anymore.

baudib, a Wolf, was lynched on day 5.

Night 5

Another day ends, those with night actions please do them.

The Village
BID
Luco
wuf
JKDS
aubrey
Gator
rong


Seer
Priest
Tough Guy
2 Regular Villagers
Cursed Villager
Wolf


MMM, a regular villager, was lynched day 1.
Ong, a regular villager, was killed by the wolves on night 1.
keybored, a regular villager, was lynched day 2.
gabe, a regular villager, was killed by the wolves on night 2.
Keith, a Wolf, was lynched on day 3.
dhuber, a regular villager, was killed by the wolves on night 3.
daven, a regular villager, was lynched day 4.
bigred, the miller, was killed by the wolves on night 4.
baudib, a Wolf, was lynched on day 5.

JKDS is cornered, the wolf has him now!

He closes his eyes and thinks of Micky. Suddenly the lights snap on and aubrey, drew, rong, wuf and Luco all pile into the room.

JKDS turns to the wolf who is very still now. "So it was you all along monstrman?"

"Monstrman was just an identity that suited my purpose" says the man. He rips off his wig and mustache, revealing a face familiar to everyone. Gator!!!!!! A rogue who'd taken the village to the cleaners several years ago then retired to a life of ease.

"Of course my current identity is just a front for my true nature" says Gator before transforming into a huge wolf.

drew takes a deep breath ready to sound the charge.

"GET H-

Gator dives out the window and sprints down the road. Turning back he howls at the village "I'LL BE BACK, BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!"

"NEXT GAME"!!!!!!!!

aubrey always knew they had this shit covered, she packs her bags and heads to Santa Fe.

Bankitdrew decides to take holy orders after their odeal.

JKDS is going to become lawyer for people who feel they've been discriminated against by lycans.

rong is way too busy to take time off to recover.

Luco is googling for local witch doctors to deal with his problem.

wuf is gently steered to the doctors to get some tablets that make the evil gnomes go bye bye.

Gator, a Wolf, concedes on night 5.

Thanks for the moderating, Hoopsy!! Well done, kid...

Originally Posted by Keybored

Thanks for the moderating, Hoopsy!! Well done, kid...

+1 Great game all.

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