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  • DRINK

    6 13.04%
  • SMOKE

    6 13.04%
  • CRY

    1 2.17%
  • SMASH

    6 13.04%
  • SPANK THE MONKEY

    13 28.26%
  • WORK OUT

    0 0%
  • PWN FISH LIKE YOU

    14 30.43%
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  1. #1
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    Default THINGS Y'ALL DONE WHILE PLAYING POKER

    HOLLA BACK
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    YEAH DOG
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    DAMN FTR IS WACK
    IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS

    SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING HOOKERS SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
    DATS HOW I ROLL

    $$$$$
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    howd you know about the let-out-my-anger-on-monkey I keep caged in my closet?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    where is the 'pwn some fish like you' button?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    where is the 'pwn some fish like you' button?
    I c it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    DAMN FTR IS WACK
    IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS

    SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
    DATS HOW I ROLL

    $$$$$
    FYP
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    DAMN FTR IS WACK
    IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS

    SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
    DATS HOW I ROLL

    $$$$$
    FYP
    BWNED
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    I ride or die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I ride or die on my scramjet.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I ride or die on my scramjet.

    my pet scramjet got really sick. We had to put it down.
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    Abraham is doing great. He's clearly better.

    Rilla takes full credit in destroying this thread.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    You're not black.
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    Rooskie is doing well too, kthx.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I SOMETIMES WRITE N LIEK RLY BIG LETTERZ N SHIT
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    YO YO
    WICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EDITED MY POLL
    WITHOUT MY PERMITION
    "PWN FISH LIKE U" HAHA
    Y'ALL DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW I ROLL
    I MAKE SO MUCH LOOT PLAYING POKER I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING UP A CHARITY FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED WHITE INNER CITY YOUTH
    FOR REAL

    YESTERDAY I WAS DRUNK AND BLUNTED AND I CRASHED MY LAND ROVER INTO MY OTHER LAND ROVER WHEN I BE TRYIN' TO PARK IN FRONT OF MY CRIB
    BUT I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT
    AS A MATTER OF FACT I LAFED
    DAT'S HOW MUCH OF A BALLA I AM
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    I SOMETIMES WRITE N LIEK RLY BIG LETTERZ N SHIT
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
  18. #18
    i suppose you deserve respect for playing 25/50nl but ffs you are gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    i suppose you deserve respect for playing 25/50nl but ffs you are gay.
    I DESERVE RESPECT CUZ I COME FROM DA STREETS
    POKER ISN'T MY ONLY HUSTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN'
    I KEEP IT REAL NIGGA

    DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME
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    Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and cry?
  21. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    You're not black.
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    Hey PO$$E$$ED.....just got to ask....do you have two personalities? In one form ur all like....

    The two hands are unrelated. The first play was probably -EV, I had been playing aggressively prior to the hand and my AI's not folding much(even a small flush migh have looked me up). The second hand was +EV; even though I was tilting, I felt it was ahead of the villain's range and that he hadn't paired up. I knew he was going to bet the turn once he min-raised me on the flop so once I called the flop min-raise I planned to call him down with ace-high. Although tilt probably contributed to the way I played, given the way he had been playing I knew my ace-high would be good here a majority of the time
    .

    And in others all like........


    YESTERDAY I WAS DRUNK AND BLUNTED AND I CRASHED MY LAND ROVER INTO MY OTHER LAND ROVER WHEN I BE TRYIN' TO PARK IN FRONT OF MY CRIB
    BUT I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT
    AS A MATTER OF FACT I LAFED
    DAT'S HOW MUCH OF A BALLA I AM......
    I DESERVE RESPECT CUZ I COME FROM DA STREETS
    POKER ISN'T MY ONLY HUSTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN'
    I KEEP IT REAL NIGGA
    [/quote]DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME[/quote]


    Almost like a "Studio Ganster" really.......
    xBULLETTSx
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    ORLLY
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    Po$$y isn't black.

    He is however, l33t |-|/-\xX0RZ!!11!!1!!!1oneONEONE11!

    That is all.
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    I motion to ban this troll, and hereby call a vote. All in favor?
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    PO$$E$$ED,

    It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.

    - Lukie
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    I like him still :/
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    Chav antics get old and uninteresting after a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I like him still :/
    And we already know that you're a terrible judge of character.
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    He's harmless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and cry?
    POTY.....y/n?
  33. #33
    yes
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    god i love this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME
    Haha, he was funny.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    que the faucet...
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    PO$$E$$ED,

    It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.

    - Lukie
    what an idiot i was back then.

    P-MONEY4LYFE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    PO$$E$$ED,

    It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.

    - Lukie
    what an idiot i was back then.
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    Sorry to bump but this is easily my favorite FTR post ever.
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    Where'd half these posters go?
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    we are getting lamer and older everyday
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    I don't know, we could be like Neverwin where every other click leads you to a pic of some guy's unit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    I don't know, we could be like Neverwin where every other click leads you to a pic of some guy's unit.
    We can only hope
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  44. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    DAMN FTR IS WACK
    IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS

    SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
    DATS HOW I ROLL

    $$$$$
    FYP
    That's what I was gunna say
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    Some funny posts in this thread.

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