What's the manliest thing you've ever seen?

[Squeaky_Midget1]

At a Indians-Devil Rays game one day Kelly Shoppach struck out and proceeded to snap his bat over his knee without flinching.

Five-foot-9 Calvin Murphy picking a fight with 6-foot-10 Sidney Wicks, decking him and giving Wicks a bloody nose. That's one of the 10 sports clips that needs to be on YouTube if it exists -- it was the NBA version of the Jonathan-Bouchard fight.

The time Johnny Bench kept getting shaken off by a pitcher who wanted to keep throwing fastballs, so he caught the next fastball with his throwing hand. That will never be topped. That was the sports equivalent of Dalton catching someone's punch at the Double Deuce, then twisting the guy's arm around and breaking his neck.


FOCUS: It doesn't have to be about sports, or just involving men, but what are the toughest things you have ever seen someone do? And yes, giving birth is ridiculously tough, but we don't need like 20 stories about it, it's assumed.

[ATOTHEC101]

I once stubbed my toe and didnt cry, felt that was preety damn manly at the time.

[d0zer]

Once I gave birth to a 2" thick brown child. My midsection was torn asunder yet I did not flinch.

[spoonitnow]

I looked down and saw most of the skin hanging off from the bottom of my left kneecap to about 4 inches down and 3-4 inches wide in a construction accident involving gang nails. I bled all over the place and tied it off with an old beach towel for a few hours until we took a break for lunch. Then when I went to get it stitched up they tried to shave the hair off of the skin that was hanging off my leg but ended up just ripping the skin off instead.

After that I went back to work.

[ATOTHEC101]

2 inch? wtf thats nothing, the worst is when youve had explosive diarrhoea for a few days, your arse is red roar from wipin THEN you have to give birth to a shit with the circumference of you own arm, certainly brought tears to my eyes as i looked down to see the ugly beast winking up at me, as if enjoyably taunting at how much pain its caused you

[bigspenda73]

I had sex once IRL, it was rly kewl ld0

[d0zer]

lol @ anthropomorphizing shit logs

[sil693]

i tried to jump onto a wall once, it was only a couple of feet high but quite narrow. i jumped, and went to put my right foot on first but it slipped over the wall and in doing so my left leg flew forward into the edge of the wall. i had a gash on my left shin about an inch and a half long, an inch wide and it was so deep you could see the bone through the hole. went to hospital, got it stiched then me and my mate went to check out the wall, he ate part of my skin that was stuck to the wall as if it was normal. that seemed rather manly at the time i guess. maybe just sick.

[givememyleg]

The time Johnny Bench kept getting shaken off by a pitcher who wanted to keep throwing fastballs, so he caught the next fastball with his throwing hand. That will never be topped. That was the sports equivalent of Dalton catching someone's punch at the Double Deuce, then twisting the guy's arm around and breaking his neck.

wish there was a video of this

[givememyleg]

i once had my friend break a kindo stick over my back to show that i was a MAN. unfortunately i fell to the ground like a little girl.

[ATOTHEC101]

lol @ anthropomorphizing shit logs

lol at using such words to describe describing shit logs...

[ATOTHEC101]

I also did a thing really similiar to sil, where i was sprinting at full pelt went to jump over a low wall but unfortunately hammered my knee cap into the corner of the wall taking a triangular chunk out of the aforementioned cap, blood and synovial fluid were all leakin out and the whole cap went purple after a while, fuck me that hurt.

[ATOTHEC101]

btw would like to add that i did not deal with this injury in a particularly manly fashion as i was only 12 at the time and promptly fell face first to the floor clutching my knee screaming fuuuuckkkk at the top of my voice whilst curled into a ball...ahhh good times.

[a500lbgorilla]

I flexed my muscles once.

[sil693]

i love it when you flex like that

[Squeaky_Midget1]

I flexed my muscles once.

Yes you did! You're a big big boy!

[GatorJH]

I am typing this with a runny nose. And my arm itches yet I resist the urge to scratch.

[Hawk]

OK, so there was this guy on teh interwebs who was a total moran and kept talking all sorts of shit about everything.

I argued with that guy for a long time. I really told him what I thought about him.

[GatorJH]

OK, so there was this guy on teh interwebs who was a total moran and kept talking all sorts of shit about everything.

I argued with that guy for a long time. I really told him what I thought about him.

I laughed my ass off at the irony of this.

PS - When you argue with the village idiot, the idiot always wins. DUCY?

[Hawk]

OK, so there was this guy on teh interwebs who was a total moran and kept talking all sorts of shit about everything.

I argued with that guy for a long time. I really told him what I thought about him.

I laughed my ass off at the irony of this.

PS - When you argue with the village idiot, the idiot always wins. DUCY?

lol

[mixchange]

gawd the title of this thread causes insta-derailment

[Pythonic]

Taking a shit and wiping while standing up is definitely #1 fo me.

[a500lbgorilla]

Taking a shit and wiping while standing up is definitely #1 fo me.

hahaha

[mrhappy333]

This site is not suitable for anyone, but damn there is some crazy,crazy shit here.

remember, NSFW,NSFW, NSFA Not suitable for anyone!!

http://www.bmezine.com/hard.html

[Hawk]

Taking a shit and wiping while standing up is definitely #1 fo me.

hahaha

[animal_chin]

There was that dude that got his arm stuck under a rock while hiking or rock climbing or something and had to cut it off to save his life. That's pretty manly.

Edit: I didn't actually see this but it is still hella manly.

[Deanglow]

There was that dude that got his arm stuck under a rock while hiking or rock climbing or something and had to cut it off to save his life. That's pretty manly.

Edit: I didn't actually see this but it is still hella manly.

Aaron Ralston, he was a badass

[chardrian]

I flew off a cliff in rural Giatemala, lacerated my spleen and broke my pelvis but still dragged myself out of the ravine and back onto the road where I waited for hours for an ambulance to come which then took like 4 hours to get me to the nearest hospital where the CAT scan machine only operated furing the day so I had to wait 10 more hours until I could get the SCAN and be diagnosed with a lacerated spleen which meant I had to get flown to the capital which took a couple more hours and then they redid all the tests before finally operating on me. I also gimped my way to the toilet and took a dump in the numerous hours I spent waiting around with a spleen dumping blood into my abdominal cavity cuz I didn't want to use that bedpan thingy.

cliffnotes - I waited almost 48 hours with a severely lacerated spleen and took a dump before I was finally operated on.

[BankItDrew]

There was that dude that got his arm stuck under a rock while hiking or rock climbing or something and had to cut it off to save his life. That's pretty manly.

Edit: I didn't actually see this but it is still hella manly.

Aaron Ralston, he was a badass

ty for the name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XLoQ1xYB0

[BankItDrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vN-P9zwFWM

[BankItDrew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDr__hsMkGY

[Stacks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20wn_...eature=related

Pretty badass... All but the laugh at the end.

[givememyleg]

i once had my friend break a kindo stick over my back to show that i was a MAN. unfortunately i fell to the ground like a little girl.

ha! i forgot i posted a video of this on myspace a few years ago - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...VideoID=984459

BONUS - you get to see me with long black hair!

[animal_chin]

i once had my friend break a kindo stick over my back to show that i was a MAN. unfortunately i fell to the ground like a little girl.

ha! i forgot i posted a video of this on myspace a few years ago - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...VideoID=984459

BONUS - you get to see me with long black hair!

This is excellent.

[chardrian]

I concur.

[a500lbgorilla]

that's one hot carl

[Galapogos]

that's one hot carl

Yes, the long hair shows us he has a wild side. But the tears show us he has a heart.

[givememyleg]

that's one hot carl

Yes, the long hair shows us he has a wild side. But the tears show us he has a heart.

so deep, so true

[badgers]

haha pointless pain i approve

[thizzSantaCruz]

i once had my friend break a kindo stick over my back to show that i was a MAN. unfortunately i fell to the ground like a little girl.

ha! i forgot i posted a video of this on myspace a few years ago - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...VideoID=984459

BONUS - you get to see me with long black hair!

lol your friends sounds like the unibomber

[mrhappy333]

haha pointless pain i approve

me too.
Nice one GMML!!

[freechus9]

This site is not suitable for anyone, but damn there is some crazy,crazy shit here.

remember, NSFW,NSFW, NSFA Not suitable for anyone!!

http://www.bmezine.com/hard.html

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[GatorJH]

There was that dude that got his arm stuck under a rock while hiking or rock climbing or something and had to cut it off to save his life. That's pretty manly.

Edit: I didn't actually see this but it is still hella manly.

Aaron Ralston, he was a badass

ty for the name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XLoQ1xYB0

We have a winner (sorry Carl). Mod please lock thread now.

[givememyleg]

i vote for him too, that's pretty nuts

[ATOTHEC101]

This site is not suitable for anyone, but damn there is some crazy,crazy shit here.

remember, NSFW,NSFW, NSFA Not suitable for anyone!!

http://www.bmezine.com/hard.html

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

thats truly disgusting.

[kfaess]

Chuck Norris. End of story

[a500lbgorilla]

who?

[zgpwns]

I once stubbed my toe and didnt cry, felt that was preety damn manly at the time.

[pgil]

I once watcehd two women having sex, then after they were done, had sex with one of them. I'm not even lying.

[shazbox]

I didn't see any of these in person, but they are still pretty badass stories:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky...00828512865608

http://www.timboucher.com/journal/20...th-bare-hands/

http://members.fortunecity.com/gogodncr/JohnHirsch.html


Also there is a guy who got attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with a knife too, but didn't feel like looking it up.

[wufwugy]

here i am at age 12 jumping off a 40 ft cliff.

the following year, at age 13, i landed on a boat and didnt die

[spoonitnow]

[wufwugy]

lmao

well placed