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    Default Post Your Hand of the Year Candidates

    Thread topic inspired by this hand from tonight :

    Table "Pairpockets" Seat 2 is the button.
    Seat 2: Megaman04 ($220.60 in chips)
    Seat 5: HERO ($191 in chips)
    Megaman04: posts small blind $1
    HERO: posts big blind $2
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to HERO
    Megaman04: calls $1
    HERO: raises to $8
    Megaman04: calls $6
    ----- FLOP -----
    HERO: bets $12
    Megaman04: calls $12
    ----- TURN -----
    HERO: bets $24
    Megaman04: calls $24
    ----- RIVER -----
    HERO: checks
    Megaman04: bets $80
    HERO: raises to $147 and is all-in
    Megaman04: calls $67
    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    HERO: shows (Two Pairs, Eights and Threes, Nine high)
    Megaman04: shows (Two Pairs, Eights and Threes, Six high)
    HERO collected $381 from Main pot
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    i dont get it. it says youre in the bb and he is in the sb, yet you are first to act every time?
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    LOL

    I has two pair. I call!!
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    I think he had a solid read you we're playing 42o there
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    your obv a fish so he called.

    next
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    so is this like the new sickness thread or something? can i post a hand from a month ago (thinking about that 55 hand...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    so is this like the new sickness thread or something? can i post a hand from a month ago (thinking about that 55 hand...)
    the 55 hand is a must imo
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  9. #9
    also, posting hands from stakes 25x higher than OP would likely improve sickness of thread
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  10. #10
    I don't get the c/r? You couldn't have possibly been doing this for value, and you obv thought he had air and would fold.

    Why not just barrel river then?
  11. #11
    Yeah I mean no one is going to beat this as far as wow factor goes, as far as sick play it can easily be beat.

    PokerStars Game #14779283469: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/01/23 - 22:56:18 (ET)
    Table 'Lyalya' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: heybude ($423.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: snowbank ($1061.50 in chips)
    heybude: posts small blind $2
    snowbank: posts big blind $4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to heybude [4c 7s]
    heybude: raises $8 to $12
    snowbank: calls $8
    *** FLOP *** [3h 2c Ks]
    snowbank: bets $15
    heybude: raises $37 to $52
    heybude said, "call"
    snowbank: raises $997.50 to $1049.50 and is all-in
    heybude said, "shove"
    heybude said, "haha"
    heybude: calls $359.50 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [3h 2c Ks] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [3h 2c Ks 5s] [5c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    snowbank: shows [5d 4d] (three of a kind, Fives)
    heybude: mucks hand
    snowbank collected $846.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $847 | Rake $0.50
    Board [3h 2c Ks 5s 5c]
    Seat 1: heybude (button) (small blind) mucked [4c 7s]
    Seat 2: snowbank (big blind) showed [5d 4d] and won ($846.50) with three of a kind, Fives
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    ^^ That + 55 hand = sickness
  13. #13
    I want to see the 55 hand now. Let's make this happen.
  14. #14
    this one?

    POKERSTARS GAME #17136122372: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/05/01 - 21:34:02 (ET)
    Table 'Fini II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: jalee76 ($327.25 in chips)
    Seat 2: BiG_TiME_845 ($433.35 in chips)
    Seat 3: Ace_Rat_Ace ($279.95 in chips)
    Seat 4: chezeman ($200 in chips)
    Seat 5: heybude ($380.20 in chips)
    Seat 6: Twisted22 ($420.70 in chips)
    chezeman: posts small blind $1
    heybude: posts big blind $2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to heybude [4s 4h]
    Twisted22: folds
    jalee76: folds
    BiG_TiME_845: folds
    Ace_Rat_Ace: raises $6 to $8
    chezeman: folds
    heybude: calls $6
    *** FLOP *** [Js Kc 6h]
    heybude: checks
    Ace_Rat_Ace: bets $12
    heybude: raises $28 to $40
    Ace_Rat_Ace: raises $45 to $85
    heybude: raises $45 to $130
    Ace_Rat_Ace: raises $141.95 to $271.95 and is all-in
    heybude: calls $141.95
    *** TURN *** [Js Kc 6h] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [Js Kc 6h Qc] [4d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    heybude: shows [4s 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
    Ace_Rat_Ace: mucks hand
    heybude collected $557.90 from pot
    Ace_Rat_Ace said, "what?"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $560.90 | Rake $3
    Board [Js Kc 6h Qc 4d]
    Seat 1: jalee76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: BiG_TiME_845 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Ace_Rat_Ace (button) mucked [Tc 7d]
    Seat 4: chezeman (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: heybude (big blind) showed [4s 4h] and won ($557.90) with three of a kind, Fours
    Seat 6: Twisted22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    why do you do that isf? lol
    I should've threebet shoved obv but i wanted to go for the extra sickness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Ace_Rat_Ace said, "what?"
  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    why do you do that isf? lol
    I should've threebet shoved obv but i wanted to go for the extra sickness.
    4-bet shoved you mean right?

    Did you have a particular read here? Did you put him on AQ/QT or something?
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    Damn, that's disgusting. Read of a lifetime, or huge spew?
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    i think folding flop would also be a cool line to take
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    i think folding flop would also be a cool line to take
    I lol'd

    Yeah i meant 4 bet griffey.
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    fwiw I was just check-giving up in the OP since the guy seemed fishy enough to call with K or Q high.

    Then when he bet so big it looked 100% like a bluff since he insta-bet pot and I think he would've considered his options with a slowplayed 3 and an 8 is so unlikely so I shoved expecting him to fold a crappy straight draw or weird JTs hand with a flushdraw.

    My head exploded a bit when he SNAP-called and mucked.

    ISF I'm pretty sure I had already seen the 47 hand. The play itself + chat def makes it a huge candidate for hand of the year.

    Has anybody ever seen the UFC fight between Heath Herring and Minotauro? (Nogueira).

    When Herring rocks Minotauro with a giant leg-kick then lets him get up rather than pounding him out and finishing the fight, colour commentator Joe Rogan's play-by-play goes something like "What a HUGE mistake by Herring. Wow... Wow... (10 second pause) JUST WOW." (linky : around 6:20 mark of http://youtube.com/watch?v=_IhwWn1MmRk )

    That's kind of my reaction to the 47 hand.
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    I dont know if this is truely worthy of being in here, but in case it is:

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    CO ($46)
    Hero ($40.25)
    SB ($75.85)
    BB ($27.30)
    UTG ($10.50)
    MP ($31.95)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 4.
    UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB calls $1.15, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.

    Flop: ($4) 7, 5, 7 (3 players)
    SB bets $4.25, UTG folds, Hero calls $4.25.

    Turn: ($12.50) A (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks.

    River: ($12.50) 6 (2 players)

    Meh, converter seems to be messed up. Villain bets full pot, I shove and then he folds.

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  24. #24
    just calling the river would be better.
  25. #25
    This one hurt because Famousgrouse is one of the richest fish in the world.

    http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21681
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocco_Bill
    This one hurt because Famousgrouse is one of the richest fish in the world.

    http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21681


    Obviously everything from the flop on is expected but that preflop... wow. I need to get a bankroll together so I can play against that guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    Quote Originally Posted by Cocco_Bill
    This one hurt because Famousgrouse is one of the richest fish in the world.

    http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21681


    Obviously everything from the flop on is expected but that preflop... wow. I need to get a bankroll together so I can play against that guy.
    comon dale

    when he flops quads, nobody will put him on it

    haven't you heard of implied odds?
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    ditcumay: posts small blind $10
    VicTree: posts big blind $20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [Qd 9d]
    hestekjeften: folds
    lilholdem954: folds
    nutsinho: raises $60 to $80
    ladyluck00: folds
    ditcumay: calls $70
    VicTree: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ts As 7d]
    ditcumay: bets $180
    nutsinho: calls $180
    *** TURN *** [Ts As 7d] [3h]
    ditcumay: checks
    nutsinho: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Ts As 7d 3h] [Kd]
    ditcumay: bets $600
    nutsinho said, "lol"
    nutsinho said, "does he man up"
    nutsinho: calls $600
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ditcumay: shows [6d 8s] (high card Ace)
    nutsinho: shows [Qd 9d] (high card Ace - King+Queen kicker)
    nutsinho collected $1737 from pot


    i like this one i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    ditcumay: posts small blind $10
    VicTree: posts big blind $20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [Qd 9d]
    hestekjeften: folds
    lilholdem954: folds
    nutsinho: raises $60 to $80
    ladyluck00: folds
    ditcumay: calls $70
    VicTree: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ts As 7d]
    ditcumay: bets $180
    nutsinho: calls $180
    *** TURN *** [Ts As 7d] [3h]
    ditcumay: checks
    nutsinho: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Ts As 7d 3h] [Kd]
    ditcumay: bets $600
    nutsinho said, "lol"
    nutsinho said, "does he man up"
    nutsinho: calls $600
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ditcumay: shows [6d 8s] (high card Ace)
    nutsinho: shows [Qd 9d] (high card Ace - King+Queen kicker)
    nutsinho collected $1737 from pot


    i like this one i guess
    nut air ftw

    me likey
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    My 2 contenders both come from todays session. Both are laced with history and levelling.


    $2.5/$5 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($552.30)
    Hero ($586.40)
    CO ($655.50)
    BTN ($489.00)
    SB ($222.50)
    BB ($492.50)

    Pre-flop: ($7.5, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1
    1 fold, Hero raises to $17.5, 1 fold, BTN calls $17.5, 2 folds

    Flop: ($42.5, 2 players)
    Hero bets $30, BTN calls $30

    Turn: ($102.5, 2 players)
    Hero bets $72, BTN calls $72

    River: ($246.5, 2 players)
    Hero bets $65, BTN raises to $320, Hero raises to $466.9, BTN calls $49.5

    Final Pot: $1245.3
    Hero shows:
    BTN shows:

    Hero wins $982.5 ( won +$396.1 )
    BTN lost -$489.00


    $2.5/$5 No Limit Holdem
    4 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    CO ($623.65)
    Hero ($1143.15)
    SB ($1165.70)
    BB ($794.55)

    Pre-flop: ($7.5, 4 players) Hero is BTN
    CO raises to $17.5, Hero calls $17.5, 2 folds

    Flop: ($42.5, 2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $32, CO raises to $111, Hero calls $79

    Turn: ($264.5, 2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $180, CO folds

    Final Pot: $624.5

    Hero wins $262.5 ( lost -$46 )
    CO lost -$128.50
  33. #33
    omg Irish hand 1 = instant classic
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  34. #34
    and btw on which site are you playing 2-5?
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  35. #35
    This would be pretty easy and almost standard with the Ax of spades but with K hi it felt a little dirty

    Villain was a pretty strong lag whose range is usually polarized when donking this flop to boats, 6x and draws

    The deciding factor was that riv was one of the quickest shoves I’ve ever seen. Didn’t make sense since a 6 would’ve def thought about me making top boat. Lucky for me I didn’t put him on quadzillas. Deciding factor was that A hi usually has 2 much showdown value to overbet shove this riv since I can have so many whiffed draws.

    Table "Bahar" Seat 2 is the button.
    Seat 1: HERO ($654.35 in chips)
    Seat 2: StenTril ($256.45 in chips)
    Seat 3: Villain ($201 in chips)
    Seat 4: Dunyamum ($78.05 in chips)
    Seat 5: fresh ($206 in chips)
    Seat 6: myggan ($224 in chips)
    Villain: posts small blind $1
    Dunyamum: posts big blind $2
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to HERO
    fresh: folds
    myggan: folds
    HERO: raises to $7
    StenTril: folds
    Villain: calls $6
    Dunyamum: folds
    ----- FLOP -----
    Villain: bets $12
    HERO: calls $12
    ----- TURN -----
    Villain: bets $32
    HERO: calls $32
    ----- RIVER -----
    Villain: bets $150 and is all-in
    HERO: calls $150
    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    Villain: shows (Two Pairs, Sevens and Sixes, Nine high)
    HERO: shows (Two Pairs, Sevens and Sixes, King high)
    HERO collected $401 from Main pot

    More of a brag than a HOY but whatever shipteh$imo
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  36. #36
    Villain running 84/42/8

    Sub-optimal imo

    Game #7135738994: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2008/05/17 - 23:08:25 (UK)
    Table "Drisho" Seat 5 is the button.
    Seat 1: Santiaga ($263.25 in chips)
    Seat 2: BMWCoupe ($193.45 in chips)
    Seat 3: Javi10022 ($349.29 in chips)
    Seat 4: Abehjerne sits out
    Seat 5: HERO ($252.15 in chips)
    Seat 6: Nic060420 ($230.50 in chips)
    Nic060420: posts small blind $1
    Santiaga: posts big blind $2
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to HERO
    BMWCoupe: folds
    Javi10022: raises to $8
    HERO: calls $8
    Nic060420: folds
    Santiaga: folds
    ----- FLOP -----
    Javi10022: bets $16
    HERO: raises to $51
    Javi10022: calls $35
    ----- TURN -----
    Javi10022: checks
    HERO: bets $56
    Javi10022: raises to $290.29 and is all-in
    HERO: folds
    Returned uncalled bets $234.29 to Javi10022
    Javi10022: doesn't show hand
    Javi10022 collected $230 from Main pot
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  37. #37
    ^^ omg
  38. #38
    any holes in the wall after that one?
  39. #39
    only hole is in my bankroll
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  40. #40
    That hand makes baby Jesus cry.
  41. #41
    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    BB ($57.40)
    Hero ($67.75)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 9.
    Hero raises to $1.75, BB calls $1.

    Flop: ($3.25) 9, 6, 7 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $2.

    Turn: ($7.25) 9 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB calls $5.

    River: ($17.25) 9 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $25, BB raises to $48.9 (All-In), Hero calls $23.90.

    Final Pot: $115.05

    BB has 5d 8h (straight, nine high).
    Hero has Ac 9s (four of a kind, nines).
    Outcome: Hero wins $115.05.

    i mean, if there is EVER a time not to check raise....
  42. #42
    genitruc, i don't think you should have folded in that last one there.
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    and genitruc, why on God's green earth did you fold there?
    don't you have like the nuts or something?
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    deep vs a huge donk i showcase my expert board reading abilities...


    FullTiltPoker Game #6485343465: Table Navy (deep 6) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:30:49 ET - 2008/05/19
    Seat 1: SU18s22c7889191 ($682.20)
    Seat 2: K1ngDingeling ($200)
    Seat 3: GarbageLady ($786)
    Seat 4: Krieg1984 ($433.10)
    Seat 5: RelaxNTakeChips ($302.05)
    Seat 6: Grandma_Pinto ($438.05)
    SU18s22c7889191 posts the small blind of $1
    K1ngDingeling has 5 seconds left to act
    K1ngDingeling adds $200
    K1ngDingeling is sitting out
    K1ngDingeling has timed out
    GarbageLady posts the big blind of $2
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to RelaxNTakeChips [Ts Kh]
    Krieg1984 folds
    RelaxNTakeChips raises to $7
    Grandma_Pinto has 15 seconds left to act
    Grandma_Pinto folds
    SU18s22c7889191 calls $6
    GarbageLady folds
    *** FLOP *** [Js 8s 7s]
    SU18s22c7889191 checks
    RelaxNTakeChips bets $12
    SU18s22c7889191 calls $12
    *** TURN *** [Js 8s 7s] [3s]
    SU18s22c7889191 checks
    RelaxNTakeChips checks
    *** RIVER *** [Js 8s 7s 3s] [9s]
    SU18s22c7889191 bets $22
    RelaxNTakeChips has 15 seconds left to act
    RelaxNTakeChips calls $22
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    SU18s22c7889191 shows [Ks 5s] a flush, King high
    RelaxNTakeChips shows [Ts Kh] a straight flush, Jack high
    RelaxNTakeChips wins the pot ($81) with a straight flush, Jack high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $84 | Rake $3
    Board: [Js 8s 7s 3s 9s]
    Seat 1: SU18s22c7889191 (small blind) showed [Ks 5s] and lost with a flush, King high
    Seat 2: K1ngDingeling is sitting out
    Seat 3: GarbageLady (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: Krieg1984 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: RelaxNTakeChips showed [Ts Kh] and won ($81) with a straight flush, Jack high
    Seat 6: Grandma_Pinto (button) didn't bet (folded)
  45. #45
    fuck that raised my wpp
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    Stacks:
    UTG ($327.65)
    UTG 1 ($207.50)
    MP1 ($256.50)
    MP2 ($70.40)
    Hero ($273.95)
    BTN ($82.50)
    SB ($197.90)
    BB ($196.65)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 8 players) Hero is CO
    UTG calls $2, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2, Hero raises to $9, 3 folds, UTG raises to $19, MP2 folds, Hero calls $10

    Flop: ($43, 2 players)
    UTG bets $25, Hero raises to $50, UTG calls $25

    Turn: ($143, 2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $78, UTG calls $78

    River: ($299, 2 players)
    UTG bets $100, Hero goes all-in $126.95, UTG calls $26.95

    Final Pot: $549.90
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    genitruc why did u fold? you had the nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    genitruc why did u fold? you had the nuts
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  49. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    genitruc why did u throw up in your mouth? was it because you misclick-folded the ubernuts vs a maniac getting 3.5-1 on the turn?
    nah I just put him on bigger diamonds and figured I'd save my money instead of letting him river me
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    This just in. Gotta love donkeys

    $100+10 entry satellite SnG.

    Seat 4: CUTOFF (t2,565 in chips)
    Seat 5: BUTTON (t1,165 in chips)
    Seat 6: HERO (t820 in chips)
    Seat 7: BB (t3,430 in chips)
    Seat 10: UTG (t7,020 in chips)


    ANTES/BLINDS
    HERO posts blind (t25), BB posts blind (t50).

    PRE-FLOP
    UTG folds, CUTOFF folds, BUTTON folds, HERO calls t25, BB checks.

    FLOP [board cards: 5S,TC,QC ]
    HERO bets t80, BB calls t80.

    TURN [board cards: 5S,TC,QC,TS ]
    HERO checks, BB checks.

    RIVER [board cards: 5S,TC,QC,TS,QS ]
    HERO bets t200, BB calls t200.

    SHOWDOWN
    HERO shows [ 4H,2H ]
    BB shows [ 5D,6D ]
    BB wins t660.
  51. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/don-t-play-wasted-you-might-look-like-a-genius-t70935.html
    And lol @ p4s.
  52. #52
    PokerStars Game #14533539894: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/13 - 15:43:26 (ET)
    Table 'Valeska II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: karakans ($498.55 in chips)
    Seat 2: JKo1986 ($311.80 in chips)
    karakans: posts small blind $0.50
    JKo1986: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to JKo1986 [9d 9h]
    karakans: calls $0.50
    JKo1986: raises $3 to $4
    karakans: calls $3
    *** FLOP *** [7h 3s Ad]
    JKo1986: bets $4
    karakans: raises $16 to $20
    JKo1986: calls $16
    *** TURN *** [7h 3s Ad] [Td]
    JKo1986: checks
    karakans: bets $50
    JKo1986: calls $50
    *** RIVER *** [7h 3s Ad Td] [2h]
    JKo1986: checks
    karakans: bets $424.55 and is all-in
    JKo1986: calls $237.80 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    karakans: shows [9s 8h] (high card Ace)
    JKo1986: shows [9d 9h] (a pair of Nines)
    JKo1986 collected $623.10 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $623.60 | Rake $0.50
    Board [7h 3s Ad Td 2h]
    Seat 1: karakans (button) (small blind) showed [9s 8h] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 2: JKo1986 (big blind) showed [9d 9h] and won ($623.10) with a pair of Nines


    Full Tilt Poker Game #2367875089: Table Yew (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:46:05 ET - 2007/05/06
    Seat 1: Sweets aka Sun ($14.05)
    Seat 2: twostar ($24.05)
    Seat 3: JJBuffone ($72.10)
    Seat 4: LoLuMaDD ($96.70)
    Seat 5: artoil ($0), is sitting out
    Seat 6: KAPIKU7 ($10)
    KAPIKU7 posts the big blind of $0.25
    artoil adds $10
    Sweets aka Sun: vnh LoLu !!
    5 seconds left to act
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LoLuMaDD [7s 5s]
    Sweets aka Sun calls $0.25
    JJBuffone folds
    LoLuMaDD: thanks baby
    LoLuMaDD raises to $1
    artoil has returned
    KAPIKU7 raises to $1.75
    Sweets aka Sun: hmmmmm I'm NOTTA baby
    Sweets aka Sun calls $1.50
    LoLuMaDD: how about babe
    LoLuMaDD calls $0.75
    *** FLOP *** [Qs Td 9s]
    Sweets aka Sun: well ok
    KAPIKU7 bets $3.25
    Sweets aka Sun: iffin that's what cha have to call me
    Sweets aka Sun raises to $12.30, and is all in
    LoLuMaDD calls $12.30
    twostar: mmm mmmm
    KAPIKU7 calls $5, and is all in
    Sweets aka Sun shows [Qc Js]
    LoLuMaDD shows [7s 5s]
    KAPIKU7 shows [Ks Ts]
    *** TURN *** [Qs Td 9s] [6s]
    *** RIVER *** [Qs Td 9s 6s] [8s]
    Sweets aka Sun shows a flush, Queen high
    LoLuMaDD shows a straight flush, Nine high
    LoLuMaDD wins the side pot ($7.70) with a straight flush, Nine high
    KAPIKU7 shows a flush, King high
    LoLuMaDD wins the main pot ($28.50) with a straight flush, Nine high
    Sweets aka Sun: oh my
    Sweets aka Sun is sitting out
    KAPIKU7 is sitting out
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $38.10 Main pot $30. Side pot $8.10. | Rake $1.90
    Board: [Qs Td 9s 6s 8s]
    Seat 1: Sweets aka Sun showed [Qc Js] and lost with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 2: twostar is sitting out
    Seat 3: JJBuffone didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: LoLuMaDD (button) showed [7s 5s] and won ($36.20) with a straight flush, Nine high
    Seat 5: artoil (small blind) is sitting out
    Seat 6: KAPIKU7 (big blind) showed [Ks Ts] and lost with a flush, King high
  53. #53
    Nothing new here but still fun when it happens

    Table "Paphon" Seat 2 is the button.
    Seat 1: Jacq01122 (£142.35 in chips)
    Seat 2: HERO (£102.50 in chips)
    Seat 3: Mamaggie (£100.50 in chips)
    Seat 4: Ace200001 (£112.83 in chips)
    Seat 5: FloppyDuc (£89 in chips)
    Seat 6: Day005 (£239.32 in chips)
    Mamaggie: posts small blind £0.50
    Ace200001: posts big blind £1
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to HERO
    FloppyDuc: raises to £3
    Day005: folds
    Jacq01122: calls £3
    HERO: calls £3
    Mamaggie: folds
    Ace200001: folds

    ----- FLOP -----

    FloppyDuc: bets £6
    Jacq01122: calls £6
    HERO: calls £6

    ----- TURN -----

    FloppyDuc: checks
    Jacq01122: checks
    HERO: bets £23
    FloppyDuc: folds
    Jacq01122: calls £23

    ----- RIVER -----

    Jacq01122: checks
    HERO: bets £26
    Jacq01122: calls £26
    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    HERO: shows (Two Pairs, Aces and Eights, King high)
    Jacq01122: mucks hand
    HERO collected £123.50 from Main pot
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  54. #54
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    wtf at that hand
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    I like this one because his response in chat was literally "I thought you were bluffng"

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Hero ($26.90)
    BB ($16.10)
    UTG ($29.40)
    MP ($21.40)
    CO ($13.05)
    Button ($22.30)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 9.
    UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Button calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.5, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.25, Button folds.

    Flop: ($3.50) 4, 9, 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $3, UTG raises to $10, Hero raises to $25.4, UTG calls $15.40.

    Turn: ($54.30) 8 (2 players)

    River: ($54.30) 7 (2 players)

    Final Pot: $54.30

    Results in white below:
    Hero has 9h 9d (three of a kind, nines).
    UTG has Th Jc (straight, jack high).
    Outcome: UTG wins $54.30.
  56. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    wtf at that hand
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  57. #57
    pfft thought process obv too high-level for ftr i ll keep it to myself
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  58. #58
    vs a fish who wouldnt stop bluffing

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (8 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    MP2 ($731.25)
    CO ($322)
    Hero ($637.50)
    SB ($607.30)
    BB ($597)
    UTG ($1047)
    UTG+1 ($886.30)
    MP1 ($394.10)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 4.
    UTG calls $6, 4 folds, Hero calls $6, SB completes, BB checks.

    Flop: ($24) 5, A, J (4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $42, Hero calls $42, SB folds, BB folds.

    Turn: ($108) K (2 players)
    UTG bets $186, Hero calls $186.

    River: ($480) T (2 players)
    UTG bets $432, Hero calls $403.50 (All-In).

    Final Pot: $1287

    Results in white below:
    UTG has 4s 9c (high card, ace).
    Hero has Ad 4d (one pair, aces).
    Outcome: Hero wins $1287.
  59. #59
    yes
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  60. #60
    Shove for value?

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Button ($97.35)
    Hero ($200)
    BB ($114.60)
    UTG ($759.90)
    MP ($118)
    CO ($219.10)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 8.
    1 fold, MP raises to $4, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, MP calls $16, CO folds.

    Flop: ($46) K, J, Q (2 players)
    Hero bets $30, MP calls $30.

    Turn: ($106) 2 (2 players)
    Hero bets $69, MP calls $68 (All-In).

    River: ($242) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $242

    Results in white below:
    Hero has As 8s (high card, ace).
    MP doesn't show.
    Outcome: Hero wins $243.
  61. #61
    what hands with a T in them does he have?

    jeezus christ

    edit : or maybe he had Ax with Ad where x was lower than 7? wtf
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  62. #62
    3k post - Return of the blog!
  63. #63
    Note: Ivo will not make thin value bets
  64. #64
    omg
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  65. #65
    Nice check behind lol
  66. #66
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I like this one because his response in chat was literally "I thought you were bluffng"

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Hero ($26.90)
    BB ($16.10)
    UTG ($29.40)
    MP ($21.40)
    CO ($13.05)
    Button ($22.30)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 9.
    UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Button calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.5, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.25, Button folds.

    Flop: ($3.50) 4, 9, 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $3, UTG raises to $10, Hero raises to $25.4, UTG calls $15.40.

    Turn: ($54.30) 8 (2 players)

    River: ($54.30) 7 (2 players)

    Final Pot: $54.30

    Results in white below:
    Hero has 9h 9d (three of a kind, nines).
    UTG has Th Jc (straight, jack high).
    Outcome: UTG wins $54.30.
    I never understand this. "I call b/c I think you're bluffing, & even if you are, you're most likely ahead with me drawing to 6 outs to a pair." Then drawing almost dead changes to runners & they ship. Ah well.

    Quote Originally Posted by badgers
    Safe to say you lost approximately the minimum?
  67. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by Genitruc
    what hands with a T in them does he have?

    jeezus christ

    edit : or maybe he had Ax with Ad where x was lower than 7? wtf
    Ax no diamond, definitely didn't think I was value shoving at the time...
  68. #68
    badgers, that MUST to be a misclick
  69. #69
    if he had KJ it would've just been a cooler i guess

    Table "Heliosphere" Seat 9 is the button.
    Seat 2: HERO ($220.75 in chips)
    Seat 3: Mully123 sits out
    Seat 6: peej32 ($71.01 in chips)
    Seat 9: catD10 ($215 in chips)
    HERO: posts small blind $1
    peej32: posts big blind $2
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to HERO
    catD10: calls $2
    HERO: raises to $11
    peej32: calls $9
    catD10: calls $9
    ----- FLOP -----
    HERO: bets $25
    peej32: folds
    catD10: calls $25
    ----- TURN -----
    Mrs_begg joins the table at seat #5
    HERO: checks
    catD10: checks
    ----- RIVER -----
    HERO: checks
    catD10: bets $50
    HERO: calls $50
    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    catD10: shows (High Card Nine)
    HERO: shows (High Card Queen)
    HERO collected $181 from Main pot
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  70. #70
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    wow..ur a pro lol. Nice hand. I've made a couple of thin calls with k high. Never Q high though.. NH.
  71. #71
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    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($458.81)
    CO ($315.85)
    Hero ($431.05)
    SB ($202.40)
    BB ($138.18)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
    UTG raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, UTG calls $14

    Flop: ($43, 2 players)
    UTG bets $21.50, Hero raises to $53, UTG calls $31.50

    Turn: ($149, 2 players)
    UTG bets $149, Hero goes all-in $358.05, UTG calls $209.05

    River: ($865.10, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $865.10
    Hero shows:
    UTG shows:

    Hero wins $862.10 ( won $431.05 )
    UTG lost -$431.05
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  72. #72
    sweet jeezus
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  73. #73
    value checks ftw

    $0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG MEC2210 ($49.55)
    UTG 1 GoldenYears ($31.00)
    CO HotCoca ($30.45)
    BTN Hero ($26.60)
    SB klw350 ($25.85)
    BB lostcanadian ($95.80)

    Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BTN
    3 folds, Hero folds, klw350 calls $0.15, lostcanadian checks

    Flop: ($0.50, 2 players)
    klw350 checks, lostcanadian checks

    Turn: ($0.50, 2 players)
    klw350 checks, lostcanadian checks

    River: ($0.50, 2 players)
    klw350 checks, lostcanadian checks

    Final Pot: $0.50
    klw350 shows:
    lostcanadian shows:

    klw350 wins $0.50 ( won $0.25 )
    lostcanadian lost -$0.25
  74. #74
    this just in:

    $0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($13.50)
    Hero ($32.55)
    CO ($23.30)
    BTN ($29.25)
    SB ($6.35)
    BB ($32.75)

    Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is UTG 1
    1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

    Flop: ($2.25, 2 players)
    SB bets $1, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $1.50

    Turn: ($10.25, 2 players)
    SB goes all-in $1.35, Hero calls $1.35

    River: ($12.95, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $12.95
    Hero shows:
    SB shows:

    Hero wins $12.35 ( won $6 )
    SB lost -$6.35
  75. #75
    ^ wat

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