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BooG690
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01-14-2010, 05:15 PM
Post subject: Would You Work As a Clown?
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$30/hr. Kids parties. Only on weekends.
Bonus question: Would you tell your friends?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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bigspenda73
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$30/hr, yes, if I was broke, unemployed, and there was a zero % chance I'd be recognized.
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wufwugy
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pretty sure the sparta guy is recognizable everywhere
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Warpe
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only naked, but my rate is $300/hr
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oskar
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hate kids.
hate parties.
hate clowns.
what was the question?
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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hell yeah and hell yeah
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flomo
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MIMES!
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flomo
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this seems like a perfect situation to drink on the job and be around some hot horny milfs.
"shakes the clown" would make a great training video.
MIMES!
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XTR1000
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Id do it for free booze and single moms alone
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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boost
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNFEobws_tE
leedoo
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jyms
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$30/hr would not be enough to work with children and on weekends. rather sit at home in my trackpants and play poker.
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BennyLaRue
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Y'all already workin as assclowns.
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oskar
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*snare* *crash*
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Nope i couldnt stand the getup or the kids
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wufwugy
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By all means, it would probably be a great experience for me being that I hate the idea, hate kids, hate entertaining, etc. It's always those types of things that build character and perspective, but I'm always too egotistical to do what I know would benefit me over the long term
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triumphant cracker
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pretty sure the sparta guy is recognizable everywhere
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i heard he's got a budda belly now.....
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BankItDrew
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As a last resort obviously.
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BooG690
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So I applied...and got the job.
Job description: Balloons, bubble show, come out as mascot and hug/high-five kids, magic show.
Age group: 1-10
Pay: start at $25; will increase with experience.
inb4 pedobear meme
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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XTR1000
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Gonna be fun dude!
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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rong
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Why would any grown man wanna work with kids age 1-10? It's just kinda weird. I'd rather the guy turned up and looked like he really didn't wanna be there, least he'd seem a bit more normal then.
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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BennyLaRue
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If you're going to do this, I insist on a pile of empty tallboys on the floor of your car so that when you stumble out with your floppy shoes, they go everywhere.
Try and make it a rusty hatchback if at all possible.
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5 spades sir
nh
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nice try
maybe next time
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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flomo
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rent "shakes the clown" and watch it
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BooG690
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Well, I had my first bit of clown training today. It paid $11/hr so that was cool. Anywho, the first thing I needed to learn was to work with balloons. I basically only learned to tie a knot of the balloon (which is a lot harder than I thought) and making a balloon sword (which is a lot easier than I thought).
I sucked balls at tying the knot so my trainer gave me a bag of balloons and a balloon pump to practice with:
There's a balloon sword, the balloon pump, and my weak attempt at a balloon heart (that I learned how to do off Youtube).
Basically, I have to get this whole balloon thing down by Wednesday to possibly get work this weekend. If not, I'll have to wait until next weekend. Sucks.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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UG
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I thought this was appropriate
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BooG690
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Just made a ballin' dog:
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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XTR1000
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learn how to make ballon penises for the funny
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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R you blind, there are already penises itt
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flomo
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R you blind, there are already penises itt
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+1 
as soon as i stop laughing i will have a new sig
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Micro2Macro
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so is that pic your application photo?
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when you can make balloon armor, your training will be complete
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That is incredible. BooG if you made that, Clown Wars imo.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Just made a ballin' dog:
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You sure made something, alright.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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flomo
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BOOg + pink balloons = LOL
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Protect dog
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dranger7070
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Note that he DREW THE EYES AND MOUTH ON IT so you could tell what it was. Nh sir.
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Warpe
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Looking forward to the "so I just got fired from my clown job" thread.
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BooG690
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So I had my first day of work yesterday. I had to come out in a sweaty costume dressed as the following two characters:
The parents would sit their children in my lap as they took pictures of them with me (in the costume obviously). Also, I had to dance to "Wheels on the Bus," "Hokey Pokey," "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes," and "The Cha Cha Slide," all while in the costume. I've never sweat more in my life. It was disgustingly musty in the costume.
I made $200 in four hours of partying.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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dranger7070
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LOL at the first costume. Dancing in costume for extended periods = work out imo. Ez game. Also I have to lol at this so hard man. I'm sorry, but its just too much.
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BooG690
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Also I have to lol at this so hard man. I'm sorry, but its just too much. |
ldo The point of this thread is for people to get their luhls at my expense.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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XTR1000
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Sounds like a lot of fun. To produce more commune-worthy stories you may consider drinking hard before you set of to your next party tho.
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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boost
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I made $200 in four hours of partying.
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[ ] Partying
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dranger7070
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Rofl drinking would be SOOO +EV for this. I'm thinking Bad Santa style.
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flomo
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NOt jjust drinking, there are so many options for fun.
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Protect dog
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kiwiMark
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...flomofile?
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boost
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btw, being in one of those costumes has to be way better than being an actual clown. At least you get to be anon in the suit.
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I made $200 in four hours of partying.
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[ ] Partying |
dancing, sweating, and 6 your olds on your lap, sounds like Michael Jackson's kind of party.
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bigspenda73
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also I guarantee some MILF will have a pent up Mickey Mouse fetish and you'll get to bang her while she takes off the head portion of the costume and puts in on herself as "it's a small world after all" plays in teh background.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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I made $200 in four hours of partying.
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dancing, sweating, and 6 your olds on your lap, sounds like Michael Jackson's kind of party. |
"I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!"
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jyms
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
also I guarantee some MILF will have a pent up Mickey Mouse fetish and you'll get to bang her while she takes off the head portion of the costume and puts in on herself as "it's a small world after all" plays in teh background.
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You need to get out of the house.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
also I guarantee some MILF will have a pent up Mickey Mouse fetish and you'll get to bang her while she takes off the head portion of the costume and puts in on herself as "it's a small world after all" plays in teh background.
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You need to get out of the house. |
It was a lame Entourage reference imo.
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