Would you rather?

[WillburForce]

You gotta answer truthfully then leave your own. You have to do one of them.

A) Teabag Elton John

B) Get teabagged by Elton John.

[Toadstool]

I love these. Definitely A. Don't think it would be to bad to be fair, and you can brag about it, whereas it'd be quite shameful to be the one who got teabagged. Would the fact that he's gay change this though?

A) 15 years in prison for being wrongly convicted of fraud

or

B) 5 years in prison for being rightly convicted (in a high profile case) on multiple counts of paedophilia

[kiwiMark]

how is this close

[WillburForce]

I love these. Definitely A. Don't think it would be to bad to be fair, and you can brag about it, whereas it'd be quite shameful to be the one who got teabagged. Would the fact that he's gay change this though?

A) 15 years in prison for being wrongly convicted of fraud

or

B) 5 years in prison for being rightly convicted (in a high profile case) on multiple counts of paedophilia

WTF?!?!?! Lol. A easy.

[WillburForce]

Would you rather

A) swallow a razor blade

B) punch a baby really hard in the face?

[kiwiMark]

Would you rather

A) swallow a razor blade

B) Get teabagged by Elton John.


Would you rather

A) punch a baby really hard in the face?

B) Teabag Elton John

FYPasbestIcould

[bigred]

A) Read this thread

B) Read a thread started by Celtic

[eugmac]

I love these. Definitely A. Don't think it would be to bad to be fair, and you can brag about it, whereas it'd be quite shameful to be the one who got teabagged. Would the fact that he's gay change this though?

A) 15 years in prison for being wrongly convicted of fraud

or

B) 5 years in prison for being rightly convicted (in a high profile case) on multiple counts of paedophilia

Isn't B effectively a death sentence?

----

A) Sign a contract to toss Bigred's salad once a day, every day, for the rest of your life, but the contract is guaranteed to stay secret and nobody will ever know about it, and the penalty of violating the contract is instant death,

or

B) You agree to tell the whole world that you toss Bigred's salad every day, even though it's a lie.

[BennyLaRue]

A) Sign a contract to toss Bigred's salad once a day, every day, for the rest of your life, but the contract is guaranteed to stay secret and nobody will ever know about it, and the penalty of violating the contract is instant death

Is he driving here every day or am I driving there?

[WillburForce]

is tossing the salad a euphemism or am I literally tossing his salad?

[eugmac]

is tossing the salad a euphemism or am I literally tossing his salad?

It means analingus. Oh and let's say for the sake of argument we all live in a really small village and we're all neighbours so there's no driving. If you choose B) there will also be a fraudulent doctored photograph of you performing analingus on bigred, made available to the press.

[BennyLaRue]

for the sake of argument we all live in a really small village and we're all neighbours so there's no driving

Oh, well since we're allowed to stretch reality so far, bigred means Alicia Witt circa 2001, right?

Easy game.

[WillburForce]

Easy B - I don't care if people think I did it. I didn't. Though I would move to the Isle of Mull and change my name to Derren McKenzie.

[WillburForce]

A) Wank of Steven Hawkings

B) Finger Tom Selleck for 5mins

[rong]

Tom Selleck, easy game.

You're in an African prison and losing a limb to a machete:

a) Right arm, above the elbow
b) left leg, below the knee

[eugmac]

Tom Selleck, easy game.

You're in an African prison and losing a limb to a machete:

a) Right arm, above the elbow
b) left leg, below the knee

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

[WillburForce]

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

Damn, that is a hard one.

[rong]

I've been stumped on that one for a while too

[philly and the phanatics]

one from family guy....would you rather fuck john goodman or hallie berry's corpse after she has been dead for an hour?

[rong]

Rather? I'd prob do the 2nd one anyway

[rong]

But not if she were like decapitated or something grose.

[BennyLaRue]

Damn, that is a hard one.

Naw, it really isn't for me. Losing the senses involved in A) effectively would lead to B) anyway, wouldn't it?

[rong]

Naw, it really isn't for me. Losing the senses involved in A) effectively would lead to B) anyway, wouldn't it?

Whilst true, this still doesn't make me wanna opt for B

[BennyLaRue]

Oh, it would need to happen under sedation, 100%.

[wufwugy]

getting ur balls chopped off is 1000x better than blind and deaf.

[kiwiMark]

The kill yourself or kill a baby one gives me pause, the rest seem super one-sided

[philly and the phanatics]

maybe if it was my baby, but if its a rando baby im muredering that kid....

and what if hallie berry had a few days to rot a little, is it still a slam dunk then?

[KoRnholio]

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

Sorry weiner, but it's not even close.

I think it would be close if it was just two senses though:

a) become either deaf or blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

b) lose sexual organs

[Penneywize]

the fuck guys, I would definitely prefer to become deaf and blind and lose my sense of taste and smell to having my fucking dick removed

deaf and blind are the kickers, taste and smell really aren't that horrible to lose.

you could still talk and read braille. you coudl theoretically still have conversations with people and get by, and even be a useful member of society. if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

if you lost your dick, you probably wouldn't want to live. this is not even close guys.

IF it was between total paralysis, say everything below the neck, and blindness and deafness then yes it is much closer. I may lose my cock instead of that.

edit: so anyway I would choose A from kornholio`s modification obviously.



Alright so here's my question:

Would you rather...

A) Fuck an out of shape, middle aged asian woman who you are certain does not shave or wax her pubic area, or

B) Fuck an obese white woman, say 35 years old weighing about 275 pounds (and is about 5'5" in height for argument's sake) who you are certain takes care of herself hygienically in all senses of the word.

to further clarify: both women are, on the surface, about as good looking in terms of facial features as the other.

GOGOGO

[BennyLaRue]

if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

Yeah, but you can't see her or smell her or taste her. Sex would be, at most, a quarter of the sensory experience it was before and your life otherwise would be difficult beyond imagination. Sure, you can still be as productive as you can, but would you want to be? 50% of the guys here would be depressed beyond all recognition and want to stick a shotgun in their mouths (if they could only find the damn thing).

With no dick, you can still see and smell and taste her, you just can't penetrate her with your fifth appendage. Small price given the option, imo.

[Penneywize]

Yeah, but you can't see her or smell her or taste her. Sex would be, at most, a quarter of the sensory experience it was before and your life otherwise would be difficult beyond imagination. Sure, you can still be as productive as you can, but would you want to be? 50% of the guys here would be depressed beyond all recognition and want to stick a shotgun in their mouths (if they could only find the damn thing).

With no dick, you can still see and smell and taste her, you just can't penetrate her with your fifth appendage. Small price given the option, imo.

OK, your point is made, now answer my question, sir.

[KoRnholio]

Sooo...

Skinnyish, tight, hairy yellow hole
or
Fatty, loose, trimmed white hole?


Fatty would probably make you a better sandwich/meal afterwards. AM I RITE?

[wufwugy]

the fuck guys, I would definitely prefer to become deaf and blind and lose my sense of taste and smell to having my fucking dick removed

deaf and blind are the kickers, taste and smell really aren't that horrible to lose.

you could still talk and read braille. you coudl theoretically still have conversations with people and get by, and even be a useful member of society. if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

if you lost your dick, you probably wouldn't want to live. this is not even close guys.

IF it was between total paralysis, say everything below the neck, and blindness and deafness then yes it is much closer. I may lose my cock instead of that.

Sorry homey, just not gonna fly. Losing your sex organs would ruin your life, but losing sight and hearing would be a living hell. Sensory deprivation is as much torture as cutting skin. You wouldn't have the worst of this torture in that you would still be able to move and touch, but loss of sight and hearing would virtually void you from interaction with relationships and the world. As terrible as it would be to lose sex, it doesn't compare to not seeing or hearing. Sexuality is almost like a speciality, while sight and hearing are more like necessities

And none of that is close to paralysis. It is one of the scariest things humanly possible. There's only a couple things in this world I'm afraid of, and getting hit by a car or something and being paralyzed from the neck down is one of them

[BennyLaRue]

OK, your point is made, now answer my question, sir.

When did these women last shower and have they done anything strenuous since?

[Penneywize]

When did these women last shower and have they done anything strenuous since?

Overweight woman showers regularly. But say she has just gone out shopping, maybe two hours of walking around.

Asian girl, you have no idea. You really just have no idea. It could be she just showered earlier that day, or maybe she just didn't bother to. It's a real gamble.

But you weren't planning on going down on either of them, were you?

[BennyLaRue]

Overweight woman showers regularly. But say she has just gone out shopping, maybe two hours of walking around.

Asian girl, you have no idea. You really just have no idea. It could be she just showered earlier that day, or maybe she just didn't bother to. It's a real gamble.

But you weren't planning on going down on either of them, were you?

I need to know exactly what I'm facing when the underwear comes down. Two hours of walking at 275 is cruel. I take the Asian lady.

a) Jumping in front of a bullet meant for somebody you love, maybe you die, maybe you don't
b) Using a stranger as a human shield

[philly and the phanatics]

the asian lady snapadoodles for sure....

and using a stranger as a human shield ldo
.....


would your rather fuck your mother or random dude (you have to receive)?

[wufwugy]

the asian lady snapadoodles for sure....

and using a stranger as a human shield ldo
.....


would your rather fuck your mother or random dude (you have to receive)?

this is the easiest one in the whole goddamn world you fake black man

[Galapogos]

this is the easiest one in the whole goddamn world you fake black man

I thought he was a fake asian?

A) You can only masturbate as a sexual release for the rest of your life
B) You can fuck your choice of any super hot woman but she always has you give you a wicked knee to the balls each time.

[wufwugy]

I thought he was a fake asian?

A) You can only masturbate as a sexual release for the rest of your life
B) You can fuck your choice of any super hot woman but she always has you give you a wicked knee to the balls each time.

Congratulations, this one is even easier than the fake black asian man's

[!Luck]

I thought he was a fake asian?

A) You can only masturbate as a sexual release for the rest of your life
B) You can fuck your choice of any super hot woman but she always has you give you a wicked knee to the balls each time.

B.

Mine:
A) Marry a women of your dreams have kids, for every year the kids age you lose 5 IQ points until you are a cretin.
B) Live for 100 years never coming into physical contact with another person. Cellphones, internet, food, shelter provided.

[wufwugy]

B.

wtf lolno lolno lolno lolno lolno lolno

[wufwugy]

Let me clarify. In under a month of getting your nuts smashed before/during/after sex, you'll go celibate, and that's putting it lightly.

[kiwiMark]

A) girl with no legs

B) girl with no arms

[rong]

No legs might even be fun

[BennyLaRue]

I like to cuddle. Gotta be A.

[WillburForce]

A) Eat dog shit

B) Eat your Mum/Mom's shit

[philly and the phanatics]

id rather eat a dog turd just cause i imagine it would be less turd to eat

[philly and the phanatics]

hang out with benny la rue for a day

or have aids

[BennyLaRue]

Excuse me, sir! I am a joy to be around.

A JOY!

[philly and the phanatics]

im mad at you for not playing WW

[BennyLaRue]

I'm very busy. I need to spread the joy around.

[kevster]

A) Necrophilia (fat ugly corpse, few days old) broadcast live on the web.

B) Zoophilia (huge horse) broadcast live on Fox.

[philly and the phanatics]

does the dead body stink yet?

[a500lbgorilla]

B, I'd prefer to try something new.

[OngBonga]

I'll happily answer B for every question.

[Hawk]

Would you rather:
A) Answer B for every question
B) Be repeatedly anonymously negged for no reason

[philly and the phanatics]

hahah

[OngBonga]

Shit. Erm, head explode?

[supa]

Rather? I'd prob do the 2nd one anyway

I was thinking the same thing about tossing Bigreds salad.

[BennyLaRue]

Hey, what happened to your a-hole?

[supa]

Nothing, it's just fine. Yours?

[BennyLaRue]

Sometimes there is blood.

[supa]

Have you been hanging out with Daniel Day Lewis?

[boost]

Hey, what happened to your a-hole?

Nothing, it's just fine. Yours?

Sometimes there is blood.

Have you been hanging out with Daniel Day Lewis?

[bikes]

[profnabeshin]

A) Necrophilia (fat ugly corpse, few days old) broadcast live on the web.

B) Zoophilia (huge horse) broadcast live on Fox.

For B, Am I pitching or catching? This would make a huge difference in the answer

[eugmac]

For B, Am I pitching or catching? This would make a huge difference in the answer

Haha, considering it's been specified as a huge horse, it sounds like catching is implied...

[kiwiMark]

or kevsterjust doesn't like fat horses

[Nekrogovner]

A) Necrophilia (fat ugly corpse, few days old) broadcast live on the web.

B) Zoophilia (huge horse) broadcast live on Fox.

Definitely A. You can make a hole anywhere you want, and have fun with it. Horse is just such a noble animal, it would be wrong of me to exploit him, plus, he prolly wouldn't feel much, unless I poke a few holes in him too.

How about a dead horse, broadcast worldwide 24/7. We can also send signal into the space, so aliens see it too (since they like to sex our decapitated cows anyway).

[kevster]

For B, Am I pitching or catching? This would make a huge difference in the answer

Either presents a pretty nasty physical danger to me. But let's say catching.

[BennyLaRue]

Have you been hanging out with Daniel Day Lewis?

I've been dying for a milkshake all day. I blame you.

[a500lbgorilla]

Either presents a pretty nasty physical danger to me. But let's say catching.

I may have been exposed to too much internet in my short life, but didn't this kill someone?

Of course it did. Enumclaw horse sex case - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Pretty awesome that he was a Boeing Engineer.

[Hawk]

A) Be famous for being killed by horse dick
or
B) Be dwarfman

[wufwugy]

C) Be famous for killing dwarfman