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spoonitnow
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12-14-2007, 10:54 PM
Post subject: Would you bang my niece?
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Well?
Edit: GUESS AGE IN YOUR POST PLZ
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Frink
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I have a very bad feeling about this thread.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Frink
I have a very bad feeling about this thread.
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plz vote and guess age
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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swiggidy
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I'd hit it.
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Frink
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Frink
I have a very bad feeling about this thread.
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plz vote and guess age |
age: under 25
would I bang her: Yep
Of course the real question is "would she want me to bang her".... in which case the answer is probably "no fucking way".
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age: im guessing 17
would i bang her: yes
(im only 19...so it wouldnt be statutory rape in most states)
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no pics? cmon dude. cant comment
*edit* pic didnt load first time. ummmm no shes kinda fugly.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
no pics? cmon dude. cant comment
*edit* pic didnt load first time. ummmm no shes kinda fugly.
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rofl i guess there's always got to be one
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I dunno, can't really see her face. Probs yeah, i'm only 19 btw.
I think shes like 16 or so, otherwise you probably wouldn't make this thread.
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So spoon, why did you make this thread?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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So spoon, why did you make this thread?
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thinly veiled brag because spoon already hit it?
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BigBadBull
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...if I was under 18 to avoid legal problems.
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spoon has such class...
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This thread is def. a trap of some form. I abstain.
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So spoon, why did you make this thread?
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thinly veiled brag because spoon already hit it? |
This is true (100% serious).
She's not really my niece -- I wanted to see how many people would be like omfg she's like 12. She's really 20.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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do you take all of your dates to the park, spoon?
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gabe
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duuude i have the hottest 2nd cousin ever
not sure what ot think abut it
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Originally Posted by gabe
duuude i have the hottest 2nd cousin ever
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
So spoon, why did you make this thread?
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thinly veiled brag because spoon already hit it? |
This is true (100% serious).
She's not really my niece -- I wanted to see how many people would be like omfg she's like 12. She's really 20. |
she looks 13 so i voted no, but sure if its legal i dont see why i wouldnt hit it.
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Originally Posted by gabe
duuude i have the hottest 2nd cousin ever
not sure what ot think abut it
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My cousin is miss teen north carolina and was second runner up in the miss teen usa pagent...that's too closely related to say she's hot, right? And no, I would not hit any of my cousins.
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Originally Posted by gabe
duuude i have the hottest 2nd cousin ever
not sure what ot think abut it
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Aren't you a southy? I thought all cousins were fair game down there.
Anyway, IIRC aren't second cousins only related by a marriage somewhere and not blood? If that's the case, there's not much to think about.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by Jishu
do you take all of your dates to the park, spoon?
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We were out walking and I had my camera so figured it was worth the lolness of this thread to get a few pics of her on the playground etc.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by gabe
duuude i have the hottest 2nd cousin ever
not sure what ot think abut it
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My cousin is miss teen north carolina and was second runner up in the miss teen usa pagent...that's too closely related to say she's hot, right? And no, I would not hit any of my cousins. |
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! YOU *CAN NOT* BE SERIOUS!
I'd hit any of my cousins anyday (oops i don't mean that... I mean the fact someone was my cousin would not make one iota of difference. If they're ten, or male, I'm not hitting them whether they're my cousin or not). In fact I have already except that was a little different because it wasn't like I knew her all the way growing up. She was a cousin in hong kong who I'd seen maybe twice in my life (I live in australia and we don't get together much). But I'm not saying it would have made a difference anyway except that she might not want to fuck me if we were so familiar.
I'm seriously tempted by another one but she's quite underage and I'm very close to her, and she's really into me so I think to fuck her would be to take unfair advantage of my hero status. if she turns 16 (statutory age in australia) and still wants me, bring it on. But as it is, I would not hit her. See I *do* have some semblance of control.
kmind what's wrong with fucking your cousin? Am I weird for thinking absolutely nothing?
Oh yeah, the OP now. I'd hit it. By the way that's a cute date, I don't know who said she's fugly but he needs his eyes checked. I'm not saying she's classically beautiful because she's not, but when I look at the pic my first impression is cute.
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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what the fuck. lvld?
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roflmaaoooo
Salsa, you need Jesus.
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is it bad that I voted yes without looking at pic or any content at all?
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I'm pretty sure I leveled quite a few people here.
Hollaaaa
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Salsa you are my favourite poster btw.
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 mfg:
....to salsa. woah, what?
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hmm, salsa's post is very...um....interesting...
a somewhat related question, is it weird if i fought some kid for trying to hookup with my cousin? some people were telling me "she isnt your sister, just let it happen" (alcohol was obviously involved). thoughts?
also, not sure if its relevant but im training for boxing so i may have been more willing to fight.
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In the Voice of Jeff Foxworthy:
You might be a reneck if you ask;
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what's wrong with fucking your cousin? Am I weird for thinking absolutely nothing?
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wait, on a side note: I think salsa4ever has a plan to be nominated for POTY, and he has secretly leveled us all?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Haha salsa...I think you get my POTY vote...congrats
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In Black Snake Moan, Samuel L Jackson's character confesses to losing his virginity to his first cousin behind his uncle's barn, I believe.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Lol, Salsa with the huge upset for POTY!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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19 years old
And my answer is nah, her face looks wack, fine body though
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pics req.
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I would still hit it.
Claiming leveled is lame.
It's hard to follow posts when I'm only around 3-4 hrs a day.
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is what salsa said really that bad?
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19 years old
And my answer is nah, her face looks wack, fine body though
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with 10 beers in you i think things might change for you...
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19 years old
And my answer is nah, her face looks wack, fine body though
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with beer goggles on you i think things might change for you... |
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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I'd hit it, but only if she was my mother.
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Ha ha. Arbitrary morality FTW.
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no way, and i dunno, 30?
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haha spoon, salsa, gabe, you all rock.
On the discovery channel I watched this thing on incest, it was really weird. One couple was split up at birth, but as young adults met in a club. They had had sex and had a romantic relationship for a few weeks before they found out each others last names. Now thats a priceless moment, hah. They actually stayed together and had kids I think.
Another one was about a mom and a son, and it was really screwed up. I felt like throwing up the entire time.
As for cousins, I dont know, I dont have any hot ones. It doesnt seem all that strange to me, esp if its a cousin that you dont really see a lot. It seems like if you grew up with them and have been around them your whole life then you would probably have more like a brother/sister relationship. Otherwise it just seems like they are any other person in the world. But like I said, I have no hot cousins, so my opinion is all hypothetical.
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16 and no shes too young
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roflmaaoooo
Salsa, you need Jesus.
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Look down, look down,
Sweet Jesus hear my prayer!
Look down, look down,
Sweet Jesus doesn't care!
I just don't see any rational reason why fucking your cousin could be bad per se. Even the eugenics argument is very tentative when it comes to cousins. And if you're not intending to make babies that's a non-issue anyway.
I mean if you go back to Adam and Eve, supposing it's true, they were all fucking their brothers and sisters and cousins, right?
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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You have sex with family members to keep the royal blood pure, el dee oh
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she's cute, but i'd pass
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