Who would win in a fight?

[a500lbgorilla]

Let's get it on!

[dthorne04]

obv MTT posters.

We're built for the long run. We'll last much longer in a fight...

...But STT players knock you out before you can even TALK about 'long term'.

[Xianti]

If you think about it logically, since we know nothing about the posters' physical attributes or their brute fighting abilities, it would come down to their fighting spirit.

I'd say the beginners have the most angst.

[a500lbgorilla]

I think we can all agree that limit posers have no chance.

[vqc]

vqc led STT forum.

[sandstorm]

The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)

[a500lbgorilla]

The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponets out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get knocked out, then fight the worst opponents possible (but then still lose and blame it all on luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)

This is easily the greatest content ever to be put to words on FTR. The forum is over, there is no where to go after this.

[a500lbgorilla]

I am still laughing. I can die happy now.

[vqc]

watever forum sandstorm posts in would win.

[Xianti]

The Xianti: are you studying?
ShaneTheGreatVT: not after sand's post
ShaneTheGreatVT: im dying
The Xianti: hilarious
The Xianti: PostOTD
ShaneTheGreatVT: Decade?
The Xianti: We've only been around for 2 years
ShaneTheGreatVT: There's nothing better than this post
ShaneTheGreatVT: I cant believe such serenity might exist.

[rubixstreub]

The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponets out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get knocked out, then fight the worst opponents possible (but then still lose and blame it all on luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)

This is easily the greatest content ever to be put to words on FTR. The forum is over, there is no where to go after this.

agreed, amazing work sandstorm

[a500lbgorilla]

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

STOP!!! I CANT

TAKE

ANYMORE!!!!

[vqc]

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

STOP!!! I CANT

TAKE

ANYMORE!!!!

Dont worry were learning how to send 4 -8 people in there at a time.

[sandstorm]

The Xianti: are you studying?
ShaneTheGreatVT: not after sand's post
ShaneTheGreatVT: im dying
The Xianti: hilarious
The Xianti: PostOTD
ShaneTheGreatVT: Decade?
The Xianti: We've only been around for 2 years
ShaneTheGreatVT: There's nothing better than this post
ShaneTheGreatVT: I cant believe such serenity might exist.

hahaha rofl

[TylerK]

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

...while participating in 8 fights at once. (Sometimes more!)

Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.

[a500lbgorilla]

Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.

They weren't invited to the fight.

[Xianti]

Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?

[a500lbgorilla]

Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?

omaha?

[Demiparadigm]

Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?

Mixed Martial Arts.

But Chuck Norris would win.

[hydroseeds]

Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?

A giant Hungry Hungry Hippos game.

[a500lbgorilla]

Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?

Mixed Martial Arts.

But Chuck Norris would win.

That's a shot!

[sandstorm]

Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.

They weren't invited to the fight.

They are too busy trying to fend of all the blindfolded maniacs waving around...

[elipsesjeff]

Probably one of the best posts of the year.

Good thing that LHE forum would win, if not by pure stamina then by pure boredom

We could have a battle of the forums, taht would be awesome. Pot Limit Omaha 8 would be awesome. (I volunteer ihategnomes to represent LHE).

[gabe]

cmon i run 10 tables, thats good for something

ooh i see now:

Hold'em Hand Histories posters
18%
18% [ 3 ]
MTT forum posters
12%
12% [ 2 ]
STT forum posters
43%
43% [ 7 ]
Limit forum posers (OMG POSERS)
6%
6% [ 1 ]
Beginner's Circle
18%
18% [ 3 ]

[a500lbgorilla]

Who bumped this thread?

[™]

Who bumped this thread?

didnt you just bump it?

[a500lbgorilla]

I guess we'll never know.

But thank you, phantom bumper. You are doing us a great service.

[sandstorm]

Who bumped this thread?

Mike Jones?

[UG]

Whoever bumped it, I thank you.

I was on vacation from Friday-Tuesday and somehow missed this. COMEDY FREAKING GOLD, Sandstorm. COMEDY FREAKING GOLD.

[bigred]

Wookie Armor + POTDecade =

Marry me?

[sandstorm]

Wookie Armor + POTDecade =

Marry me?

it depends, what do YOU have to offer?

[bigred]

Well, a buttload of gangs asked me to join because I'm good with the bowstaff. I also keep dwarfman in a closet. OH oh oh! My mom says I'm also the coolest kid in school.

[sandstorm]

taken!

[Sykedupp]

Bump?


-Chris

[gabe]

if you are asking if you can bump this or not, the answer is no

[a500lbgorilla]

Well, the damage is done. Let's all celebrate.

[azureXsmurF]

Beginner's Circle people spend the least time playing poker, so they're probably more buff

[euphoricism]

Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.

[a500lbgorilla]

Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.

And yet, lost all our respect.

[bigred]

Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.

And yet, lost all our respect.

Such is life.

[lambchopdc]

bump

[natdang]

Dude, please add shorthanded NL... you know shorthanded players would pwn it up

[MSG85]

Shorthanded is so much fun in limit. I tend to burn out really easy, and therefore suck at most versions of poker, but SH limit is insane amounts of fun.

I can't wait for my financial aid to come so I can start owning $0.50/$1.00 6 max again. ($2/hour is so worth it.)

[lambchopdc]

bumpage

[Black Panther]

i still think muxys dream final table pic is funnier.....

[ensign_lee]

Aww...I seem to remember the Post of the Decade being funnier.

Oh well. Still pretty funny.

[swiggidy]

The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)

nice

[givememyleg]

lol i lol'd again

[Trikflow77]

The limit forum would get like 1 vote now.........go limit forum ftw!

[euphoricism]

We still are the ones that actually won. Youre all just haters.

[pantherhound]

wtf over a year since last bump, get this shit on the front page

[a500lbgorilla]

oh the memories...

[bode]

awesome bump. sandstorms post is still one of the best in FTR history

[ChrisBCritter]

Very nice. I did not frequent the Commune when I first started here. It's too bad that I missed Posts like this until now.

I think the Begginners forum would win just for the sheer numbers factor. I mean, just look at what bandwagoning does in the village!

The wookie's post is GOLD, but then, you already knew that!

[GatorJH]

I soooo LOL'd. That is pure gold

edit: and I voted in a 3year old poll. Total pwnage.

[vqc]

oh the memories...

[a500lbgorilla]

I still laugh at the mental image sandstorm paints with his STT forum bit. It tickles my heart strings.

[vqc]

I suggest we make this a holiday.
We bump this thread every year on December 12, between now and when the internets asplodes.

[bode]

I suggest we make this a holiday.
We bump this thread every year on December 12, between now and when the internets asplodes.

can i take the day off work that day?

[vqc]

I suggest we make this a holiday.
We bump this thread every year on December 12, between now and when the internets asplodes.

can i take the day off work that day?

I can't think of anything witty to say. So, yes.

[DropTheBanana]

The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)

/

[Donachello]

BC by sheer numbers and annoyance
YouTube - Midget Stampede

[BooG690]

Trolls have the most epic bumps...ever.

[boost]

YouTube - Midget Stampede

I was so excited to click this link... and then...

[ttwarrior1]

whichever one im in

[Tasha]

Beginners of course. They are still fit and healthy and full of fighting spirit as opposed to all the other groups who have regressed into apathetic grouches, slouched in their chairs after years of inactivity save for one bulging muscle in their index finger.

[kiwiMark]

regressed into apathetic grouches, slouched in their chairs after years of inactivity save for one bulging muscle in their index finger.

guys use their whole hand

[Penneywize]

guys use their whole hand

what does this say about tasha's boyfriend?

[kiwiMark]

whichever one im in

QFMFT