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View Poll Results: Just fists and wits
Hold'em Hand Histories posters 30 29.70%
MTT forum posters 17 16.83%
STT forum posters 16 15.84%
Limit forum posers (OMG POSERS) 15 14.85%
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:28 AM     Post subject: Who would win in a fight? #1 (permalink)  
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Let's get it on!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:36 AM #2 (permalink)  
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...But STT players knock you out before you can even TALK about 'long term'.
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:54 AM #4 (permalink)  
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 If you think about it logically, since we know nothing about the posters' physical attributes or their brute fighting abilities, it would come down to their fighting spirit.

I'd say the beginners have the most angst.
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:06 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I think we can all agree that limit posers have no chance.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:09 AM #6 (permalink)  
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:15 AM #8 (permalink)  
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponets out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get knocked out, then fight the worst opponents possible (but then still lose and blame it all on luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
This is easily the greatest content ever to be put to words on FTR. The forum is over, there is no where to go after this.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:16 AM #9 (permalink)  
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I am still laughing. I can die happy now.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:16 AM #10 (permalink)  
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watever forum sandstorm posts in would win.
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:18 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:18 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponets out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get knocked out, then fight the worst opponents possible (but then still lose and blame it all on luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
This is easily the greatest content ever to be put to words on FTR. The forum is over, there is no where to go after this.
agreed, amazing work sandstorm
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:18 AM #13 (permalink)  
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The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.
STOP!!! I CANT

TAKE

ANYMORE!!!!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:21 AM #14 (permalink)  
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The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another team member.
STOP!!! I CANT

TAKE

ANYMORE!!!!
Dont worry were learning how to send 4 -8 people in there at a time.
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:22 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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hahaha rofl
>3

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Old 12-13-2005, 03:09 AM #16 (permalink)  
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The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights
...while participating in 8 fights at once. (Sometimes more!)

Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:21 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.
They weren't invited to the fight.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:24 AM #18 (permalink)  
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 Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:35 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?
omaha?

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:37 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?
Mixed Martial Arts.

But Chuck Norris would win.
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Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?
A giant Hungry Hungry Hippos game.
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:38 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Should we have a Battle of the Forums tourney? What would be the format?
Mixed Martial Arts.

But Chuck Norris would win.
That's a shot!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:48 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Also I think there's comedy gold lurking in one for the SH forum, but I can't think of one.
They weren't invited to the fight.
They are too busy trying to fend of all the blindfolded maniacs waving around...
>3

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Old 12-13-2005, 11:11 AM #24 (permalink)  
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 Probably one of the best posts of the year.

Good thing that LHE forum would win, if not by pure stamina then by pure boredom

We could have a battle of the forums, taht would be awesome. Pot Limit Omaha 8 would be awesome. (I volunteer ihategnomes to represent LHE).


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cmon i run 10 tables, thats good for something

ooh i see now:

Hold'em Hand Histories posters
18%
18% [ 3 ]
MTT forum posters
12%
12% [ 2 ]
STT forum posters
43%
43% [ 7 ]
Limit forum posers (OMG POSERS)
6%
6% [ 1 ]
Beginner's Circle
18%
18% [ 3 ]
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Old 12-16-2005, 05:07 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Who bumped this thread?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Who bumped this thread?
didnt you just bump it?
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I guess we'll never know.

But thank you, phantom bumper. You are doing us a great service.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Who bumped this thread?
Mike Jones?
>3

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Whoever bumped it, I thank you.

I was on vacation from Friday-Tuesday and somehow missed this. COMEDY FREAKING GOLD, Sandstorm. COMEDY FREAKING GOLD.


 
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 Wookie Armor + POTDecade =

Marry me?
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Wookie Armor + POTDecade =

Marry me?
it depends, what do YOU have to offer?
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Well, the damage is done. Let's all celebrate.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.
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Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.
And yet, lost all our respect.

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Notice in sandstorms post, that the limit forum was the only one that ACTUALLY WON A FUCKING FIGHT!

GGNOOBS.
And yet, lost all our respect.
Such is life.
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Dude, please add shorthanded NL... you know shorthanded players would pwn it up
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 Shorthanded is so much fun in limit. I tend to burn out really easy, and therefore suck at most versions of poker, but SH limit is insane amounts of fun.

I can't wait for my financial aid to come so I can start owning $0.50/$1.00 6 max again. ($2/hour is so worth it.)
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i still think muxys dream final table pic is funnier.....
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Aww...I seem to remember the Post of the Decade being funnier.

Oh well. Still pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by sandstorm
The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:00 AM #49 (permalink)  
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The limit forum would get like 1 vote now.........go limit forum ftw!
 
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